Obi-wan Kenobi - the lies keep coming (humor)

Obi-Wan: "Only a master of evil, Darth!"

Truth: "Damn he's big! Please don't hurt me"

 

Obi-wan: "If you strike me down, I shall become more pwerful than you can possibly imagine."

Truth: "Don't call my bluff, don't call my bluff, please God don't let him call my bluff."

 

Lie: "I felt it also, Master."

Truth: "Those handmaidens are pretty cute, aren't they?"

 

LIE: "I promise, Master"
TRUTH: "Oh no I don't but if I don't say so you'll make me join you in death."

 

LIE : "I am ready to face the trials."
TRUTH: "Who am I kidding? I'm not ready at all... I'm only saying this so that I can fail the trials and BEG the Council to make me someone else's Padawan!"

 

Up!

 

Han Solo: You haven't heard of the Millineum Falcon?

Lie: Should I have?

Truth: Oh boy, have I ever. That ship saved my butt more times than Yoda is old

 

Lie: I cannot interfere.
Truth: *repeating to himself after saying it* I'm not a chicken. I'm not a chicken. I'm not a chicken.

Lie: There you will meet Yoda, the Jedi master who once taught me.
Truth: Actually he taught me when I was VERY young. Qui Gon was the one who taught me everything else. And he was the one who originally found Anakin... Wow I AM a big liar.

 

Hilarious thread.

Lie: You havn't learned anything Anakin.

Truth: You've learned a hell of alot more than me. And I'm getting really jelous of your powers.

 

Lie: I haven't gone by the name Obi Wan, since, well, before you were born

Truth: I actually just made up that name