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Obi-Wan thinks Padme should be viewed naked (humour)

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by MarkRenton, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. MarkRenton

    MarkRenton Jedi Youngling

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    When Anakin says to Obi-Wan in the apartment scene near the beginning of AOTC:

    "Ah, she covered the cameras, I don't think she likes me watching her" (obviously doing whatever it is that girls do alone in the bedrooms)

    and Obi-Wan replies:

    "What is she thinking?"

    I mean, go Obi! Makes it sound like, "What is she thinking, she should be thrilled that people want to watch her alone in her bedroom!"

    Did anybody else get this impression?
     
  2. G-FETT

    G-FETT Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  3. solojones

    solojones Force Ghost star 9

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    [blockquote][link=http://boards.theforce.net/user.asp?usr=MarkRenton]MarkRenton[/link] posted on 3/30/05 2:41pm[hr] Did anybody else get this impression?
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    Mmm, no :)

    [hl=tan]-sj loves kevin spacey[/hl]
     
  4. Master_Starwalker

    Master_Starwalker Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  5. ObiWanIsTheOne

    ObiWanIsTheOne Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I can't say that I have....[face_thinking]
     
  6. grievious

    grievious Jedi Youngling star 3

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    No... nobody, exept for you
     
  7. Cloned_Sidious

    Cloned_Sidious Jedi Knight star 8

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    Not even close to.
     
  8. Deeysew

    Deeysew Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Not here either, but that's an interesting perspective of yours i'd like to try.

    Hell, remember what typho, "arrrgh, eye-patch," the pirate, said, "I'd be more concerned with her doing something... than him."

    Seems like Padme's known for doing certain 'things' behind closed doors.
     
  9. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  10. BauconBatista

    BauconBatista Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No, no, a million times no.
     
  11. theBluePhoenix

    theBluePhoenix Jedi Master star 3

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    Obi-Wan?s only concern was for her safety. I?m sure Anakin, on the other hand (while he is also concerned for her safety) wouldn?t mind just ?watching? her.
     
  12. Sith-Jedi-Master

    Sith-Jedi-Master Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ahh i don't think that is what obi wan ment when he said that...

    mmmm

    he is there to protect her and what to make sure that she is alright...that is why the cameras was there in the first place..

    but he and anakin could sence everything in the room anyways
     
  13. Shiro

    Shiro Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I think your very much alone on this...
     
  14. Latorski

    Latorski Jedi Master star 4

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    I like the way you think Renton.
     
  15. Jedi knight Pozzi

    Jedi knight Pozzi Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    (obviously doing whatever it is that girls do alone in the bedrooms)

    Don't you know? It's magical to watch on hacked webcams!
     
  16. darthnick11

    darthnick11 Jedi Master star 4

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    no, i didn't get this impression.

    only extremely perverted people do.
     
  17. MANDALORIAN

    MANDALORIAN Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Or people with an interest in the opposite sex and not just Star Wars.

     
  18. jedimasterlincoln

    jedimasterlincoln Jedi Youngling

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    Pah why would anyone want to be interested in the opposite sex when you got star wars?
     
  19. Adm_Thrawn

    Adm_Thrawn Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think you're the only one who got that out of AOTC.
     
  20. Virgilius

    Virgilius Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I didn't get the impression when I saw it, but I find it funny now after I read your post, Mark Renton!

    Darthnick11, the term "perversion" and "pervert" refer to something that is altered from that which is moral or orthodox. What you mentioned is natural and a part of human nature, not a perversion. Paraphilias (sexual abnormality) are examples of perversion.
     
  21. CorellianScoundrel

    CorellianScoundrel Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The thought never crossed my mind.
     
  22. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    And as usual, master and apprentice couldn't last a day without their usual 'disagreement' routine. Ten years had passed. A decade! And still Obi-wan couldn't hold off on the condescending tone of self superiority. Sure, the 'theme' worked during Anakin's pre-teen years, but now?

    Obi-Wan had to get with the times, Anakin thought. He wasn't a kid anymore. He knew what he was doing. Padme once commanded an entire regiment against a battledroid when she was only fourteen!

    Fourteen years old, and she knew what she was doing.

    Then, and now.

    And Anakin knew what he was doing too. And as Anakin already explained; "It was her idea,"

    But no, as per usual, Master Kenobi assumed it was Anakin's reckless impulse. Using her as bait? Yeah. That was par.

    At least Obi-Wan changed gears fast enough to save face at his presumption.

    "What is she thinking?" Obi-Wan growled. Turning off the security devices in her room was bad enough, but to remove the surveillance cameras?

    Out right foolish.
    Reckless.

    Another 'Anakin' in the wings the Jedi mused darkly. To be caught off guard alone without benefit of an early warning or guard on standby-

    Obi-Wan broke from his musings, his brow creasing as a stray thought burst into light. Their earlier meeting with Captain Panaka's protege Captain Typho and Padme's 'hand-me-down' Queen's aide Dorme came to the front.

    Adequate secuirty measures had been taken already they said. Guards all around the building. Typho downstairs in security central-

    But what about Dorme? According to Republic-Intel, Dorme was one of Amidala's handmaidens during Padme's tenure as Queen. Apparently she was also secretly trained by Captain Panaka as a descret bodyguard well trained in varied arts of self defence...

    And in the next heartbeat Obi-Wan's brow raised a fraction as he remembered his last words with Padme when she went to 'retire' in her private quarters.

    Dorme had gone with her...

    The Jedi turned to the Padawan; "Her astrodroid's monitoring the senators safety you said?" Asked the mentor.

    Anakin nodded mechanically, keeping his eyes on Padme's door. "Yes master, Artoo's got a full sensor array."

    A smile rose through Obi-Wan's bearded features. "Good call my young Padawn!" He chuckled.

    Anakin made a face. "Master?"

    And with that, the young Padawan's question was answered by the sound of a whoosh-snap revealing the departure of Dorme from Padme's quarters.

    Anakin's eyes went wide by the apparent rush, -if not state of dress- by the senators bodyguard. Garbed with an all-but-transparent dress shirt and glossy black thong, the young protector attended the nearby kitchenette and started rumaging through the refrigeration unit.

    Obi-Wan exchanged knowing looks with the Padawn as the girl -apparently oblivious of the two Jedi watching- continued to pile up a plate of snacks.

    Anakin felt his jaw drop as the girl dashed swiftly back across the room to 'tend' further to her senator;

    And the doors snapped shut.

    Moments passed, the master and Padawan exchanging silent looks-

    Anakin broke the ice. "Don't worry master, I can sense everything going on in that room." The boy winked. "Trust me."

    Obi-Wan crossed his arms, the grin still apparent. "I doubt your 'senses' are that well atuned my young apprentice." He said mock-seriousily.

    Anakin laughed. "And yours are?"

    The Master chuckled darkly. "Possibly."

    "Don't worry we have Artoo." The boy added hopefully.

    And Obi-Wan clapsed Anakin warmly on the shoulder. "Full spectrum holographic?"

    The Padawan winked.

    And the old friends laughed, previous arguments all-but-forgotten.

    This was what being a Jedi was all about.
     
  23. Master_Trance

    Master_Trance Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ah ha ah ha ha.... NO
     
  24. One-with-the-Force

    One-with-the-Force Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Who are you kidding? Of course I thought about it. I'm a guy...
     
  25. droideka27

    droideka27 Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    haha, no. he's just thinking about keeping her safe.
     
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