**OBIWAN-JR's Episode III Humble Pie-Eating Contest**

"Obi-Wan never told you what happend to your pies!"

"He told me enough, he told me you took them!"

"No Luke, I took your pies!"

"Yeah, that is what Obi-Wan said."

 

I've been reading over these posts, and I just have to say that OBIWAN-JR totally owns for creating this. It's just awesome

 

May I please have a hunking serving of CHEWBACCA DELIVERS THE TWINS pie.

 

Oh yea and a sliver of DARTH MAUL RETURNS pie.

 

"Obiwan and his pies don't trust me..."

"Learn to use the power to bake pies to beat Padme's recipies."

"He must bake pies... I need his Pies...PIEEEEEEEEEEEEES"

"Hello Pies..."

"Ah...ur pies will make a fine addition to my oven."

"Not this time...and this time ur pies won't escape."

"There are no pies here...unless u brought them with you."

"Tell Cody...I made Pies."

"I have failed u Anakin..."

"I Should have known those pies were planning to take over..."

"Anakin... Chancellor palpatine's pies are evil."

"Bake pies...like u did on naboo..."

 

"Take a pie, young skywalker."

I get the mental image of Mace saying this, with Sam Jackson's best "I'm not in a good mood" expression

"Take a pie...young Skywalker."

I'll have some pie. No reason, I'm just hungry. Maybe I can have one from Emos' table, they're getting cold.

 

PIE!!!!!!! UNLIMITED PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm here for my BLUE vs BLUE followed by RED vs BLUE slice of pie. I do hope there's some left for me

 

So, we'll amuse ourselves with pie jokes until people turn up to eat?

Okay...let's widen this to include the Saga.

"You believe in the prophesy of the one that will bring balance to the Force? You believe it's this...pie?"

"Your pies are very impressive."

 

I sense a plot to destroy the pie.

I don't like pie. It's rough and course.

My allegiance is to the Republic. TO PIE!

I will take the pie. My wife and I have always talked about adopting a baby pie.

I still like PIE! UNILIMITED PIE!

 

>>>>I'll take some "Qui-Gon will be in ROTS pie." *sigh*

And I will join you in a VERY large slice of that there pie, too, Rhond. Nothing quite like the taste of the Ol' HUMBLETM Pie. Just reminds me of how VERY wrong I was, whilst instantly making me feel better.

Mmmmmmm.....PIE!!


The Chef is still cooking huge batches of these two pies:

Mace Owns Palpatine in ROTS Pie
Palpatine Owns Mace in ROTS Pie

He is expecting to be cooking these Pies for some time...


-JR

 

"You believe in the prophesy of the one that will bring balance to the Force? You believe it's this...pie?"

Genius !

"Pies, deceit creating bad pies are his ways now !"

"But beware the dark-pies, blackberry, rasberry, cream-puff, the dark-pies are they consume you they will !"

 

My pie please

I thought Quinlan Vos from the comics would appear as he did in TPM (perhaps) and he was in the comic of the film being killed. Wasn't posted here,, but was maintained elsewhere.

So a big piece of pie for me please!

-m0r

 

"You believe in the prophesy of the one that will bring balance to the Force? You believe it's this...pie?"

Genius !

It's imagining the incredulous look on Mace's face when he says this that makes it for me All the Jedi Council exchanging looks when Qui-Gon proudly walks in bearing a large pie.

I guess I could take a slice or two of the Blue vs Red pie. I thought we'd have the contrasting sabres, but not only did we have blue vs blue but it actually looked fine.

*munch munch*

 

"This pie has the highest concentrate of blueberries I have seen in any pastry." - Qui-gon

"Bring the pie before us then." - Mace

Pass me a slice of "Boba kills Mace" please DamonD

 

Heh heh...I can't get that scene out of my head now, the "Prophesy Pie" one

Mace's resigned "Bring the pie before us then" just rings of "Let's get this sham over with, you mad fool."

 

"The pie of the Dark Side has fallen."

"Time to abandon pies!"

"But I was going to Toschi Station to pick up some apple pies!"

"Remember what you told me about the 3SA...and your pies?"

"Humble Pies are our specialty!"

 

Little Anakin (being tested by the Jedi Council) "A pie...a...pie?...a pie...a pie..."

*Mace nods at Yoda*

 

"Your pies are weak, old man!"

"Only a master of pies, Darth."

"Your pie gives you focus!"

and....

Emperor (patting a hot blueberry pie): "You...want...this...don't you?"

 

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PADME: Anakin, all I want is your love.

ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new pies can do that.[hr][/blockquote]

-JR :p

 

"Nyoooo....no, no, YOU WILL PIIIIIIEE!"

Or even :

"And now, young Skywalker...you will pie."

 

Little Anakin (being tested by the Jedi Council) "A pie...a...pie?...a pie...a pie..."



That's not just funny that's hilarious ! Sooooo many pies!

"hmmm how feel you ?"

"Like a pie sir."

"Cold are you?"

"No sir"

"Your thoughts dwell on apple filling ?"

"I miss her"

"Afraid to never taste it again I think"

"What has that got to do with pie ?"

"Everything. No pie is a path to the dark-side. No pie leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to pop tarts ! hmmm I sense much pie in you."

 

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ANAKIN: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the pies of the Jedi.[hr][/blockquote]

-JR :p

 

"I don't know. I didn't actually come here to help bake pies."

"Baking. It's their only weakness. Their lives revolve around baking those awful pies."

"You were right about one thing - the pies *were* delicious."

Tarpal: "Bake-a da pies!"
Binks: "Meesa having no pies!"
Tarpal: "Here! Taking dis one!"