**OBIWAN-JR's Episode III Humble Pie-Eating Contest**

I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pie."

ewwwwwwwww

 

I'm confused too. I don't remember anything in Ep III that revealed that Dooku knew Sidious' identity. In fact the lead in book Labyrinth of Evil implies that he doesn't. Did I miss something?
And don't tell me it was that look Dooku gave Palps before he was beheaded. That could have meant anything.

 

*** sigh *** It's hard being an 05'er... ***

Sits down...ingnites light saber...heats pie...

Digs into the *** Mace Windu lost his right hand and was still fighting Palps with his light saber in his left hand due to what I thought I saw on the Trailer thread I created Pie ***

A little Chewie...Raaarh...

DT

 

sigh to bad all the crackheads ran and hid

 

>>>>*** sigh *** It's hard being an 05'er... ***

Don't worry, my friend. I ain't just 05'ers that are chowing down....

Mmmmmmmm......Pie......


-JR

 

of course the people that SHOULD be are not

 

gotta move this back up to the top. First those darn apartment jokes, now this whole pie business.... How am i ever going to watch episode 3 without laughing every other scene thinking of pie jokes and obi wan wants the apartment....shheeessshhh...funny it is....

oh btw... please pass a slice of "qui-gon in episode 3 pie" and a slice of "red vs blue" pie. Hold the ice cream please...i dont wanna get too full. I have a feeling i might need to order some more pie when i ponder all of the dumb things i thought would happen.

<sigh> i used to really like pie <sigh>

 

looking back in his posts to make sure he isn't suppose to eat any pie............

 

StarkRhavyn posted on 5/25/05 8:46am

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I'm confused too. I don't remember anything in Ep III that revealed that Dooku knew Sidious' identity. In fact the lead in book Labyrinth of Evil implies that he doesn't. Did I miss something?
And don't tell me it was that look Dooku gave Palps before he was beheaded. That could have meant anything.
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It wasn't in ROTS, it was in AOTC.

"What if I were to tell you the Republic is under the control of the Dark Lord of the Sith? ....Hundreds of Senators are under the influence of a Sith Lord called Darth Sidious".

And LOE makes it quite clear that Dooku knew, as does the novelization of ROTS. In fact the entire attack on Coruscant was to cover Sidious' escape from the Jedi who were close to discovering him.

 

DARTH_GOLLUMSMEAGOL posted on 5/25/05 9:59am

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of course the people that SHOULD be are not
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Well a few of them have been banned, but one noteable person has been hiding like a "coward" (his word, not mine) since ROTS came out.

 

I didn't make any bets, but I'll grab a piece anyway. I was quite convinced Lucas was going to screw this up and make another TPM/AOTC travesty. I was wrong. The movie was great.

So...what flavor do I get?

Violetsaber

 

I'd like to keep a few pies on hold for those who still refuse to believe that Sidious's "evil" form was not caused by the force lightning, even though he was dipping into the voice numerous times before his encounter with Mace, even though we have recent legitimate quotes that prove that Lucas's intent on this is clear, even though his entire body language and linguistic mode changes drastically whenever he wishes.

Hopefully, the DVD commentary will settle this once and for all. Their pie will be nice and warm.

 

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pies!"

"He told me enough! He told me you took them!"

"Yes, Luke, I took your pies! They were delicious!"

"Noooooooo!"

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"Do you like your pies?"

"Your bakers are very impressive, you should be very proud."

"They'll bake pies well, I can assure you."

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"You fought in the Pie Wars?"

"Yes, I was once a baker the same as your father."

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"The pies will be with you, always."

 

What do I do about my "Sidious has a second saber" position?

I already ate my pie for Anakin only using one saber in the duel (I considered him having a second one as a "dirty trick" a plausible idea) even though I never got all defensive about that sort of thing - unlike some multi-colored lightsaber afficianados.

Sidious loses his when Mace kicks him - and later has one fighting Yoda. Does this count as "two sabers"??? *throws himself on the mercy of the forum*

 

Dawg, Don't know.
I've thought of this as well.
Either he has 2, or a droid picked it up for him. A mean come on, if you're walking down the street and you see some lightsabers on the ground, what do you do?? Take them home of course!
Its unlikely he got that saber back, but we don't see it on film, so we don't know.
I think you are excused from that slice.

 

A mean come on, if you're walking down the street and you see some lightsabers on the ground, what do you do??

Guess back in the day there were just sabers falling out of windows everywhere. You'd figure Dex or someone would see it crash through their roof and think, "There's a dead Jedi somewhere."

 

Padme: Anakin... Your breaking my pies -cries- Your baking a reciepe I can't follow.

Anakin: Don't you see... Obiwan is trying to bake your pies against me.


Obiwan: Anakin did not take lightly to his pies....

Mace: PIES!?! So the pies say...


Obiwan: R2. Hit the pie's center hole.

Anakin: mmmm yeah you got em R2.

 

so, you have a twin sister, your baking has now betrayed her too.

Obi was wise to hide her from me, now his failure is complete.

If you will not bake me a pie, then perhaps she will.
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good, good, your pies have made you powerful.

Now, fulfill your destiny and take your fathers place in my kitchen......

I'll never bake for the darkside, you failed your heiness,

I am a baker, like my father before me............

 

I see you have constructed a new pie. Indeed you are powerful as the emperor has forseen.

 

Ackbar, when confronted with the largest pie the galaxy has ever seen: "It's a pie!"

Admiral Ackbar: Master of the obvious.

 

I didn't make any bets, but I'll grab a piece anyway. I was quite convinced Lucas was going to screw this up and make another TPM/AOTC travesty. I was wrong. The movie was great.

So...what flavor do I get?

I think that's good ol' fashioned Humble Pie, original receipe.

Now...back to the important 'pie' jokes...

"You will pay the price for your lack of pies!"

 

I do not fear the blackberry pies... I embrace them in my tummy. -pats pats his tummy-

 

"That's no Ding-Dong, that's a Moon-Pie!"

"I've never seen aything to convince me that there's one all-powerful pie controlling everything."

"I've just made a pie that will keep the Empire out of here for good."

"Apple pies! Apple pies - where?!?" *Han spins around blindly*

"I had a dream I came back and baked all the pies."

"I think you underestimate their pies."

"I look forward to seeing your pies in action."

"Pies. Cakes. Terrible pies. Young skywalker is baking terrible deserts."

 

Anakin: "He must bake pies!"

Mace: "He has both control of the kitchen and the bakers! He's too hungry to be left alive!"

Anakin: "I'm hungry!"

Mace: *Swings Lightsabre at Palitine*

Anakin: "Nooo!" *Blocks strike*

Palpitine: *Zaps Mace* "Pies! Unlimited Pies!"

*Mace falls out window*

Anakin: "What have I done?"

Palpitine: "You are baking pies, Anakin. Now, bake one for me!"

Anakin: "I will do anything you ask."

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Palpitine: "The dough has been reorganised into the First Galactic Pie!"

 

"Lost a pie Master Obi Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Liam, the oven door. Gather around the oven, Younglings, and find Obi Wan's wayward pie we shall."