**OBIWAN-JR's Episode III Humble Pie-Eating Contest**

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith' started by OBIWAN-JR, Jul 1, 2004.

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  1. Jango10 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 22, 2002
    star 5
    *Luke puts pie over a fire*

    Obi-Wan: Use the oven Luke.

    *Luke slides pie in oven, but doens't close the door*

    Obi-Wan: Let go Luke.

    *Luke closes the door*

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    "Visit I will, the Bakers on Kamino, and see this pie, they have created for the Republic."


  2. Darth-Milldog Jedi Master

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    Jan 28, 2005
    star 1
    Padme in TPM: You mean you've never actually finished a Pie?

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    Darth Maul: At last we will reveal our oven to the Jedi, at last we will have our pies.
  3. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 29, 2004
    star 5
    "You can't take her highness there - the Hutts bake pies! If they find her..."

    "It would be no different than if we landed in a bakery controlled by the Republic."
  4. DARTH_CRISPY Jedi Master

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    Jan 31, 2005
    star 4
    Yoda: How do you get so big, eating pies of this kind?

    Obi-wan:Artoo, try eating the pie with a middle slice!

    Anakin:I'll try eating pies, that's a good trick.

    Vader:I have brought ice cream to my new pie.
    Obi-wan:Your new pie??

    Obi-wan:eek:nly the sith deal in pies.

    Vader: Where is my pie?? Is it hot?? Is it . . . alright??
  5. Jango10 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 22, 2002
    star 5
    *Finishes*

    Blue vs. Blue Pie

    Palpitine Lightsabre Pie

    Anakin Force Choking Padme Pie


    *A helping of Qui-Gon doesn't appear in ROTS Pie is place before me*

    "Aw man!"

    *Picks up fork, starts eating again.*
  6. Darth-Milldog Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 28, 2005
    star 1
    You're all clear kid, now let's bake this thing and go home...............
  7. war_monger Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 26, 2003
    star 5
    *Qui-Gon pie*


    Tastes terrible. :_|
  8. DARTH_CRISPY Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 31, 2005
    star 4
    Palpatine:
    The Deep Dish Pie is a pathway to many abilities some believe to be . . . unnatural.
    Anakin:
    Is it possible to bake this pie?
    Palpatine:
    Not by a Jedi.

    Youngling:
    Master Skywalker, the pie is too big. What do we do??

    Obi-wan:
    Not even the crust survived.
  9. Darth-sennin Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2001
    star 3
    *Looks at Padme will survive Ep. III pie, takes a bite.* Good stuff.
  10. Darth_MaulRat35 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2003
    star 3
    Ok,ok, you asked for it...


    I want you to tear this ship apart until you find those desserts. And bring me some ice cream, I want it with PIE!
  11. Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 2000
    star 6
    I'm practically choking on "Natalie Portman won't be as bad as in TPM and AOTC" pie, here.
  12. ObiJuanQuito Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2005
    star 5
    "The young pie you trained is no more."

    "Execute Pie 66"

    "you were the chosen pie"

    "Its over. I have the Pie"






  13. ObiJuanQuito Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2005
    star 5
    "Soon i will have a new Pie"

    Lord Vader
    Yes my master

    PIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Darth-Milldog Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 28, 2005
    star 1
    LOL Maulrat..............................


  15. jedimomm Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Feb 15, 2001
    vader - obi wan never told you what happened to your pie.

    luke - he told me enough, he told me you ate it.

    vader - no luke, I MADE your pie..... and yes i did eat it but you wouldnt have liked it. I used too much cinnamon and didnt bake it long enough - kinda mushy. I have improved since then, would you like me to whip you up another???/

    ok, i also need to order a "yoda to dagobah" pie and "padme holds leia and totally bonds with her before biting the dust so that line in rotj would make sense" pie.

    <sits down, picks up fork, says prayer that these pies wont be as bad as the 2 previous pies ordered>

    <dang it,,,, prayer didn't work> [face_sick]
  16. Panakas_Dawg Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 29, 2004
    star 5
    A long time ago, in a bakery far, far away...

    Pie Wars
    Episode I
    The Phantom Filling

    A sweet tooth has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of flour shipments to outlying bakeries is in dispute.

    Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of noisy ice cream trucks, the greedy Good Humor Corporation has stopped all shipping to the small bakery of Nabiskoo.

    While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Bakers, the makers of pies and cakes in the Republic, to settle the conflict...
  17. Hudnall Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Feb 23, 2004
    star 5

    Oh I know a LOT more folks need to come forward and eat the "Duel won't be intercut" pie...
  18. DamonD Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2002
    star 6
    "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy...and we shall have...pie."
  19. Darth_Roast Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Aug 12, 2003
    Hey guys, I just got here. I was finishing up my cod, and heard you guys have pie over here! I want a piece of pie, too!

    (thinks about which pie to eat...)

    Well, I don't know, let's see... I was kinda hoping Anakin would have a red saber - can I have some of that pie? Is there any Z-95 Headhunter pie?


  20. ObiJuanQuito Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    May 20, 2005
    star 5
    "Your father was seduced by the Dark Pie"

    "Luminous Pies we are. Not this crude pastery"

    "I'm just a simple Pie trying to make my way in the bakery"

    "show no Pie Lord vader"

    "The Dark Pie I sense in you"

    "Much to learn you still have. My former 'Pie'dawan"
  21. namnlos Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 16, 2005
    star 3
    That R2 Spycam pie looks untouched - has its eater not come forward yet? [face_mischief]
  22. DarthBullGates Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 2, 2002
    star 4
    Well ok, Vader maybe Vader only did a little dance when he stepped off the operating table but it was still the "Frankenstein Shuffle" I was hoping for a "Puttin on the Ritz" kind of dance. Give me the dance pie with cheee please! :)

    Also if anyone remembers any pie I'm owed and have forgotten, let me know. I'm big enough to eat pie.
  23. Darth-Milldog Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 28, 2005
    star 1
    Ok,

    Though I never posted my opinion on this (I would never stick my neck out that far), I did believe that Anakin erased Kammino in the jedi archives under deceit from Sids.

    I'll take some of that pie if it's available.

  24. Darth_Poobah Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2004
    One slice of "Anakin's eyes only turn yellow during a Force-vision" pie to go, please.

    Poobah
  25. DamonD Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 22, 2002
    star 6
    "It is unavoidable. It is...your pie."
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