Discussion in 'Community' started by Likewater, Dec 6, 2012.
so many parties tomorrow
It's got nothing to do with time zones and everything to do with the Winter Solstice proper. So ETA for the big A is in about 6 hours and 50 minutes.
I know this is all a joke anyways, but even the Mayans didn't believe the world would end now. It's just the start of a new cycle. If the Mayans believed anything would happen tomorrow, they thought we would face a choice that would decide if we had a good or bad next few millennia. It's all so overblown.
It's also dependent on the start of the world being some date even the kookiest new earther thinks is too early so, y'know...
Mother****in' time zones, how do they work?
It's The Final Countdown!
Anybody mention Ragnarok yet?
I'm disappointed, where is the Galactic Empire to kill all of us?
Or the Yuuzhan Vong?
No Reaper love? Fo' shame.
Or the invocation of the Ide? Seriously apocalypse, I am disappoint.
Not even a Borg.
I thought I saw an Cylon Centurion.
Old school or reboot? Because you can't really tell who's human or who's a reboot Cylon sometimes.
I think Harold Camping's prediction was more fun. Although John Cusack never bothered to make a movie for that. So meh...this end of the world is terrible.
I gotta be honest - when I first saw Honey Boo Boo earlier this year I did have to pause, if for just a moment or two, and wonder if she was brought about by some dark force bent upon wreaking havoc upon humanity and ultimately resulting in the end of the world as we know it.
HE HAS RISEN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
The good news is there's a vacancy at Walmart, so you can get a job when you return the bunker.
Jobs are for losers!
Oddly enough, the power went off for a couple seconds at my house today, but it was probably due to the snow storms we've been having, rather than someone at the power company pulling a Mayan apocalypse-related practical joke.
Unfortunately I was only kidding and I already have a piece of crap job!
If the world is coming to an end in a few short hours (per the Winter Solstice theory) I declare Pizza.
The world is going to end right about.....
I mean really if it was going to end it should have happened already.