SWC Ode to luke

there once was a guy named luke
his childhood was a total fluke
he took a bath in some bacta
and blew up the death star's main reacta
and how he's gotta go take puke.

 

I wept.

And moved this to SWC

 

Are you a Vogon?

 

It turns out he had a twin sister,
Had he not known, he'd never've missed her.
About this Ben lied
Until Yoda died
(Unfortunately, 'cause he'd kissed her.)

 

There once was a young smuggler named Han
Whose ship looked like a total cr** can
It made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
Before Han shot Greedo in the bar-secs
And took Luke & Co. to Alderaan.

 

I hope this doesnt violate some rule.

Anakin was a Jedi, Padme was in the government
They had a Forbidden Love-ernment
On Geonosis the battle was frightening
And after Anakin was struck by Force lightning
Padme held his droid hand while he wasn't wearing a glove-ernment