? Of The Week............Aug. 10-16/2003

Discussion in 'Jacksonville, NC' started by JediKnight_Jerri, Aug 10, 2003.

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  1. JediKnight_Jerri Jedi Master

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    You are in a duel w/your lightsaber......it gets knocked from your hands into a pool of water & short circuits.........now you are w/out your weapon..........What do you do? :confused:
  2. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Use the force to hurl a pie into my opponents face. While he's blinded by the whip cream, I'll use the force to tap him on the shoulder. When he turns around to see who did it, I kick him in the butt. He goes flying head first onto the same pool of water so that his lightsaber short circuits also.

    Or I guess I could skip the pie, tap, and kick and just force push the guy. But where's the style in that?
  3. cinemafreak Jedi Master

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    Pie?!?!? Will, is that you?
    kidding.



    Run away?!?!?! Obi-Wan, Mace Windu, and Yoda jump out of a wooden badger...
  4. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    I would taunt him and call him "the son of a silly person" and that his "mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berries". If that didn't work I would bust out the big guns and say "NI" to him.

    Nope, that wasn't Will...maybe it's his evil twin... ;)
  5. cinemafreak Jedi Master

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    Ha, you and your knee bent running around you silly Jedi Kiiiiiiinighit.
  6. Entropy Jedi Master

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    I don't know Will as well as you guys, but I don't think he would waste pie like that. He seems to be...urm, how can I put this delicately..."exceedingly fond" of it. :)

    You could also threaten to fart in his general direction, and if that doesn't work tell him to go away or you shall taunt him again.
  7. JediKnight_Jerri Jedi Master

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    Yes Entropy...........that would be putting it mildly........Will excedingly fond of pie.........Actually, he is consumed with it. hehee :)
  8. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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    right i would eat the pie for power then through the pan at him pull my kung fu moves win then go out for pie to celebrate
  9. Master_SweetPea Jedi Master

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    I would use the force to send out some of my thermal detonators to distract my foe...then run like a bat..er uhm...out of a bell tower...
    Then eat some pie.
  10. JediKnight_Jerri Jedi Master

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  11. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    "We demand a shrubbary! We shall say 'PIE' to you if you do not appease us"
  12. Entropy Jedi Master

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    What kind of shrubbary?
  13. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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    strawberry shrubbary or maybe chocolate whith whip cream
  14. Entropy Jedi Master

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    How about a strawberry-chocolate moose shrubbary with a whip cream topping?
  15. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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    is that appeasse u personly i would go for chicken pot shrubbary but thats opinion




    "no kitty thats my chicken pot shrubbary"

    "NO KITTY"


    "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
  16. JediMasterLomor Jedi Knight

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    The first thing I would do is fart in his general direction, and while he was blinded by the stench, I'd use The Force to knock him on his bum. And while he was on the ground, I'd pull a pie from my robes, and smash his face into it. And then I'd laugh at him, then I'd bugger off.
  17. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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    hey alright the pie in the face is seriously not working for me but that chicken pot shrubbary might make your oppnent hungry offer it to him for his lightsaber then whille he's eating cut the shrubbary then eat with him and be bestist friends for eva
  18. JediSpike05 Jedi Knight

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    Does anyone think that if you offered your opponent maybe a small piece of the pie that maybe...ya know...it would settle things?
  19. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    It depends on what kind of PIE it is...I think Pecan Pie would only piss him off more.

    Another think I would do is bust out my "dreaded beast of cair-banog" and his big nasty teeth. That thing (a rabbit named George) is a killer! LOOK AT THE BONES!
  20. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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  21. cinemafreak Jedi Master

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    I want you to find the largest pie in the forest and slice it with
































    a herring!!!!
    And I think that the rabbits name is Frank (can anybody get that referrence?)
  22. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    Well actually if I were in this situation (you know with my lightsaber being shorted out and junk) I would "lobbest thy holy PIE grenade of Antioch, and watch my enemy snuffeth"
  23. Entropy Jedi Master

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    But what number wouldst thou count to before lobbesting thy holy PIE grenade of Antioch?
  24. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    Before thou lobbest the pie thou shalt countest to three, and three hsalt be the number of thy counting..."1,2,PIE" "Three Sir!"
  25. stuart_kenobi Jedi Padawan

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    u guys are so lame pie tottally not cool i mean seriously stay with the times
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