? Of The Week............Aug. 10-16/2003

You are in a duel w/your lightsaber......it gets knocked from your hands into a pool of water & short circuits.........now you are w/out your weapon..........What do you do?

 

Use the force to hurl a pie into my opponents face. While he's blinded by the whip cream, I'll use the force to tap him on the shoulder. When he turns around to see who did it, I kick him in the butt. He goes flying head first onto the same pool of water so that his lightsaber short circuits also.

Or I guess I could skip the pie, tap, and kick and just force push the guy. But where's the style in that?

 

Pie?!?!? Will, is that you?
kidding.



Run away?!?!?! Obi-Wan, Mace Windu, and Yoda jump out of a wooden badger...

 

I would taunt him and call him "the son of a silly person" and that his "mother was a hampster and his father smelled of elder berries". If that didn't work I would bust out the big guns and say "NI" to him.

Nope, that wasn't Will...maybe it's his evil twin...

 

Ha, you and your knee bent running around you silly Jedi Kiiiiiiinighit.

 

I don't know Will as well as you guys, but I don't think he would waste pie like that. He seems to be...urm, how can I put this delicately..."exceedingly fond" of it.

You could also threaten to fart in his general direction, and if that doesn't work tell him to go away or you shall taunt him again.

 

Yes Entropy...........that would be putting it mildly........Will excedingly fond of pie.........Actually, he is consumed with it. hehee

 

right i would eat the pie for power then through the pan at him pull my kung fu moves win then go out for pie to celebrate

 

I would use the force to send out some of my thermal detonators to distract my foe...then run like a bat..er uhm...out of a bell tower...
Then eat some pie.

 

Ummh, what kind of pie?

 

"We demand a shrubbary! We shall say 'PIE' to you if you do not appease us"

 

What kind of shrubbary?

 

strawberry shrubbary or maybe chocolate whith whip cream

 

How about a strawberry-chocolate moose shrubbary with a whip cream topping?

 

is that appeasse u personly i would go for chicken pot shrubbary but thats opinion




"no kitty thats my chicken pot shrubbary"

"NO KITTY"


"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

 

The first thing I would do is fart in his general direction, and while he was blinded by the stench, I'd use The Force to knock him on his bum. And while he was on the ground, I'd pull a pie from my robes, and smash his face into it. And then I'd laugh at him, then I'd bugger off.

 

hey alright the pie in the face is seriously not working for me but that chicken pot shrubbary might make your oppnent hungry offer it to him for his lightsaber then whille he's eating cut the shrubbary then eat with him and be bestist friends for eva

 

Does anyone think that if you offered your opponent maybe a small piece of the pie that maybe...ya know...it would settle things?

 

It depends on what kind of PIE it is...I think Pecan Pie would only piss him off more.

Another think I would do is bust out my "dreaded beast of cair-banog" and his big nasty teeth. That thing (a rabbit named George) is a killer! LOOK AT THE BONES!

 

stop it your scaring me

 

I want you to find the largest pie in the forest and slice it with
































a herring!!!!
And I think that the rabbits name is Frank (can anybody get that referrence?)

 

Well actually if I were in this situation (you know with my lightsaber being shorted out and junk) I would "lobbest thy holy PIE grenade of Antioch, and watch my enemy snuffeth"

 

But what number wouldst thou count to before lobbesting thy holy PIE grenade of Antioch?

 

Before thou lobbest the pie thou shalt countest to three, and three hsalt be the number of thy counting..."1,2,PIE" "Three Sir!"

 

u guys are so lame pie tottally not cool i mean seriously stay with the times