? Of The Week............ Sept 14 - 20 /2003

I want to see your fake spoilers here. Keep in mind that we have people who don't want to see real spoilers, so be carefull about putting jokes up dealing with real spoilers.

 

The rumor mill has it that Anakin develops a severe case of asthma, and that somehow C-3PO and R2-D2 have an that causes them to have all of thier memory wiped.

 

Many Bothans will die to bring us Episode III.

 

Palpatine is defeated. The sith are wiped out. The force is brought into balance. The Republic is restored. Anakin and Padme live happily ever after. And one of Mace's oldest friends brings him a royal with cheese.

 

One of the guys from our group said that Palpatine is just a patsy. They heard that the actual Emperor was none other than Jar Jar himself!

Anakins bionic arm also has a blender, a can opener, a mirror to keep his hair looking good, and a built in cell phone!

C-3PO tries to pull a prank on R2-D2 for his birthday, and all I know for sure is that it involves a microwave, and something goes terribly wrong, thus wiping their memory banks.

C-3PO, also at that same party, tried to pull a prank on Mace Windu as well, by reversing the couplers in his lightsaber, as a joke. He thought it would be funny to see it pop out of the other end, when Mace turned it on, to see his perplexed look.... but Mace had it pointing the wrong way, resulting in him being skewered.

An entire clan of jawas get so upset with C-3PO at this party that they go undercover and try to hunt him down and destroy him, searching wherever they can for him throughout the galaxy. We come to know of them in disguise as "ugnaughts"....

Keep this a secret, though... we dont want it to get out.... But what REALLY turns Anakin to the dark side is a nasty joke that Obi-Wan pulls on him. They were scuba diving off the coasts of Mon Cal, and Obi filled his diving suit with superglue. The suits are black, with a protective helm on them, to keep one from banging their head on the coral and such... it makes a funny breathing sound if you are above water with it on.... follow me?

 

hey Entropy: don't forget the foot massage

 

I heard that this one is gonna show lots of adult stuff and get an NC-17 rating at least might even have to go direct to video, apparently Lucas is sick of all the chat room crap and is going all out on this one...holding nothing back, not even with a gold bikini

 

Thanks for all the laughs guys, they were all so funny!