Borrowed (and slightly modified for readability here) from one of the Usenet Newsgroups ... Girls Are Evil I. First we state that girls require time and money. So, we have: Girls = Time x Money II. And as all of us know, "Time is money": Time = Money III. Therefore: Girls = Money x Money IV. And because "Money is the root of all evil", we have: Money x Money = Evil V. And we are forced to conclude that: Girls are Evil!!!!!!!! Now you know the truth Makes complete sense to me!