Off Topic: Mullet-Man...THE TV SHOW?!?!?!

Mullet-Man, Mullet-Man
does what ever a mullet can.
Does cool things, but never twice
squishes criminals just like head lice.
WATCH OUT! Here comes the Mullet-Man.

That?s a weird costume, that he wears
and he?s got radioactive hairs.
He can swing, from a thread
that comes out of the back of his head.
Look there! There goes the Mullet-Man.

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Mullet-Man, Mullet-Man
goofy neighborhood Mullet-Man.
Cash and jewels he?s ignored
'cause the ladies' attention is his reward.
Hey now ! There goes the Mullet-Man.

Mullet-Man, Mullet-Man
hairy neighborhood Mullet-Man.
Has the whole world in his hand
and to him life is grand.
Get ready! Here comes the Mullet-Man.
HERE COMES THE MULLET-MAN!!!

 

Ok, that's good, any one else...I know you've got something eric...

 

Ok... here's what I've got... (this is strictly using what you already had and just filling in the gaps)

Mullet-Man, Mullet-Man
Does what ever a mullet can
Does cool things, but never twice
Squishes criminals just like head lice
WATCH OUT! Here comes the Mullet-Man

That?s a weird costume, that he wears
And he?s got radioactive hairs
He can swing, from a thread
That comes out of the back of his head
Look there! There goes the Mullet-Man.

When there's trouble
He'll handle it well
On the double!
He won't even need gel! (get it, mullet is a hairdo, gel, hehe)


Mullet-Man, Mullet-Man
Goofy neighborhood Mullet-Man
Cars and bling-bling
He?s ignored, Ladies' attention is his reward

To him, life is one big hairdo
Whenever there's a snafu (snafoo phonetically, I don't know how you actually spell it)
You'll find the Mullet-Man

 

eh, I'll take some of that, more ideas please...