Rocky M, NC Offical Wampa Thread

Discussion in 'South East Regional Discussion' started by Entropy, Aug 14, 2003.

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  1. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Okay everybody. Here's the place to come if you want to sing the praises of the mighty Wampa. Go ahead Joe, get busy.
  2. joe-da Jedi Master

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    That new & upcoming deluxe Wampa looks frickin' awesome!!!! It even comes with part of the tauntaun corpse to snack on & cave parts.

    I'd like to see the Wampa in person. I'd like to open the Wampa. I'd like to pose the Wampa.

    He'll keep my original yellowing not-yet-Cloroxed Wampa and my POTJ Wampas (wampi?) company.

    He can babysit my micro collection die-cast Wampa and the micro machines Pizza Hut Wampa.

    My beanbag Wampa from a couple of years ago can watch and help out as needed.

    I like Wampas...

    a lot!
  3. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    I think you are starting to sprout white hair all over, Joe! :)
  4. Entropy Jedi Master

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    This man likes Wampa's more than Will likes pie.
  5. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    I have to do it, Entropy. :(


    May the WAMPA be with you!

    WAMPAS do not make one great!

    Oh.... geez.....
  6. Entropy Jedi Master

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    "Use the Wampa Luke!" Hmmmmm something about that just doesn't seem right.
  7. Entropy Jedi Master

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  8. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Durn, Joe... considering how wampa mad you are, and you have only posted once on this thread, I have to start wondering if you are only putting on a show about the wampa-love. Are you faking it? :D
  9. joe-da Jedi Master

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    This is original, by the way:

    Here goes:

    "If my dad had been a Wampa
    I'd bite you

    If my mom had been a Wampa
    I'd fight you

    But I'm a Wampa by choice
    My name's Joe & not Joyce

    And it's Tauntaun
    that makes the best meal."

    (by Me)
  10. Entropy Jedi Master

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  11. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Hey, I've heard that they have finally decided on a name for Ep III. It's going to be called "Rise of the Wampa".
  12. joe-da Jedi Master

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  13. Entropy Jedi Master

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    So, I finally went to see American Wedding tonight. It was pretty good. However, unless you're a rabid fan of Alyson Hannigan (like myself) then you'ld probably be just as happy waiting for it to come out on video.

    Like I said, it was good, but not as good as the first two. It did teach me something very important though: love is shaving your balls.
  14. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Well, continuing with my post from yesterday, I offer you another piece of wisdom today.

    Activists are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than it is to harass motorcycle gangs.
  15. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Do they harass them by shaving their nether regions???

    I wonder what a shorn Wampa looks like? Probably like Salacious Crumb or a mutated Ugnaught.... groovy.

    Love them Wampas!

    Words You Can Make With WAMPAS

    Swamp
    Paw
    Pa
    Pam
    Maw
    Ma
    Sam
    Map
    Maps
    Paws
    Pas (more than one Pa)
    Mas (etc.)
    Maws
    Maps (used that but I'll sneak it in)

    Any More???? Join in the fun that is Wampas!

    I'm having a great time! Party down, I'm feeling goooooooooooooooooooood!

    (I need to start dating again....)
  16. Entropy Jedi Master

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    More wisdom...

    Paranoia is having all the facts. - G. Gorden Liddy
  17. joe-da Jedi Master

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    In Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back, Vader is talking to Ozzel.

    He seems to want to go to Hoth pretty badly. Oh sure, he gives the excuse that "Skywalker" is there and gives the command to set course for the Hoth system.

    We know why he wanted to go to Hoth. Just look at the title of this thread...

  18. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Yep, he just wanted to lay eyes on the mighty Wampa.

    Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
  19. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Lucas should put the scene in about the Rebels on Hoth rounding up the Wampas and locking them in that room. Later C-3PO rips the "caution: Wampas inside" sign off the door and Snowtroopers get a fatal surprise.

    Not only should that scene be added (the one where the Wampa is killed inside the base should NOT be added - a WAMPA DIED!!!! DIED!!!) but it should be extended so Vader calms the Wampas through the Force and feeds them out of a golden bowl.

    (The golden bowl idea came from an early script for one of the movies where Vader was shown in his castle on a sea of lava where he feeds gargoyles from a bowl.)
  20. Entropy Jedi Master

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    a WAMPA DIED!!!! DIED!!!

    Truely a shame. You would think that PETA would have gotten invovled and done something. If the Empire was afraid of anyone, it was PETA.
  21. Lodreh Force Ghost

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    PETA? Isn't that an acronym for People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  22. Entropy Jedi Master

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    If it were, then I'ld join.
  23. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Sign me up for a mynock burger!!!
  24. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Daily Wisdom: "Love Stinks!" - J. Geils
  25. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Mynock burger!?!?! I hear they really suck. ;)
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