Rocky M, NC Offical Wampa Thread

Wampa Wisdom: Kidney stones and stomach ulcers hurt like foo-foo!!!!!!

 

Daily Wisdom: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Petty power corrupts way out of proportion.

 

Daily Wisdom: "Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans." - John Lennon

 

Oh, btw, I got the job. I'm the newest employee of Halifax Community College.

 

W00T! Way to go Entropy! Go forth and corrupt the young minds of tomorrow so they may be prepared for when I take over the world .

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

And I just received word that HCC is going out of business this Friday!!! Yes THIS Friday! Keep looking, O Job-Hunting-One!!!

Just kidding!

 

Doh! Shame on you Jod-da!

Lodreh, consider the way prepared.

 

Congratulations, bro!

 

Thanks. Boy I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night and spent most of today running around like a chicken with my head cut off. Tomorrow should be better though. By the end of the day today, I felt like I was settling into something resembling a rhythm.

Any way here's today's daily wisdom: No problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

 

So what kind of schedule are you on? And when do you start?

 

I started yesterday. Primarily, I'm working 8 to 5 Monday-Friday, but I'm salaried, so I could have to cover until up to 10pm if one of my assitants doesn't show up. Right now we're only open M-F, but there's talk that we may eventually have to open on Saturday's as well. If that happens, my schedule might have to change.

 

Oh my.... you have assistants! Are they sort of like the Emperors advisors, or something?

 

More like his apprentices. I entend to have them fight to the death to see which one is the most deserving.

 

/cackles evilly

Hehehehe.... Haha. *cough* erm, ah, I mean, um, thats terrible!

 

Well, day two was much better than day one. Today I meet my staff. Monday we open.

Yesterday's daily wisdom: The sun never sets on those who ride into it.

 

Daily Wisdom: The loss of life is only great to those who chance to live it.

 

I finally saw Jeepers Creepers 2.

Weird. Turns out the Creeper was just misunderstood. He thought he was HELPING people. Go figure. He repented and now serves as Chief of Police....

Weird.


No, actually, I liked it. Now I've gotta catch Fredrick v. Jason.

Hope Lucas makes made-for-TV Wampa movies like the 2 Ewok movies. Wilford (sp?) Brimley is still alive, I think... Maybe he could be in one of these Wampa movies too.

He could force feed Wampas oatmeal.

 

Daily Wisdom: "Attack, attack, and when in doubt, ATTACK!" -- Frederick the Great of Prussia

 

Daily Wisdom: "The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

 

Daily Wisdom: Women are like bad credit. It'll take you seven years to get over what they can do to you.

 

On that note: A good woman is like good credit... here one minute gone the next.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Daily Wisdom: I ROCK!

 

Daily Wisdom: If you look too long into the abyss, the abyss will look into you.

 

My, what a disturbing image you have, Entropy!

Entropy replies, "HEHEHEHE.... alllll the better to unnerve you with, my pretty!"


So, thats sort of like staring at the abyss, eh? To have entropy call you "my pretty"? Consider me shook up.


Hehehehe..

 

Riff, don't call me your pretty.

Daily Wisdom: "[America's] citizens glorified their mythology of "rights"...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted can endure." - Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers