~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~

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  1. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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  2. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    And the count down of the Top 100 Hotties of the last five years continues

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    Among Hollywood's ever hot-and-cold crowd of 20-something-year-old performers, Anne Hathaway is one of most well-rounded actresses in the bunch, and her versatility shines through in her wide-ranging demographic appeal. Once pegged as a family-friendly actress for her roles in The Princess Diaries films, she's kept the kids on her side with Ella Enchanted and Alice in Wonderland, won the mainstream crowd over with breezy entertainment in Get Smart and Bride Wars, and made Oscar stand up and take notice with her performances in Rachel Getting Married and Brokeback Mountain. She also has the guys on her side for life through her striking good looks and her willingness to go bare in the name of art.

    Anne Hathaway seemlingly earns Ultimate Hottie status every season in the Hottie Wars. And for someone who once considered becoming a nun, the lovely Anne Hathaway is quite a liberated lady. An interest in paintings in childhood familiarized her with nudes, and since she considers acting to be an art form, she doesn't say no to taking it all off on film. In a curious twist, she has more reservations about posing for a temperature-rising magazine spread, because she feels that lacks in artistic value. Anne Hathaway's high artistic standards also extend to her nightlife, where she likes to seek out the best in music and dance. For this, she relies on her faithful crew of gay pals to take her out to the latest and greatest artistic dance clubs.

    Hometown: Brooklyn, New York
    Nickname: Annie - Sign: Scorpio
    Height: 5'7"

    Vices: Dated a Mafia money launderer, so probably not too safe to be around right now. Also, a secret Smoker

    Assets: Big boobs, nice smile. Pretty eyes, does nude scenes in movies

    QUOTE: "Quite frankly, I didn't become an actor to become a movie star. I have never dreamed about being the most famous person on the planet. I just want to do really good work."
    - Anne Hathaway

    29. BEYONCE
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    The central figure for R&B group Destiny's Child, Beyonce was the talent behind such smash hits as "Say My Name," "No, No, No" and "Independent Women." Venturing out on her own, it was no surprise that her debut solo album, 2003's Dangerously In Love, garnered her five Grammy Awards in a single night. Of course, Beyonce also acts; you can see her foxy self in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), The Fighting Temptations (2003), The Pink Panther (2006), Dreamgirls (2006), Cadillac Records (2008), and Obsessed (2009).

    Beyonce is one of the Hottest woman to enter the Hottie Wars. This goddess possesses almost every great feature imaginable; one can stare awestruck at her angelic face, dangerously curvaceous body, booty that goes on for days, and her long, shapely legs. Greatest of all is that Beyonce knows how to work it, wearing clothing that complements her curves and dancing in her videos as if she knew just what men wanted to see. For this, she was voted AskMen.com's No. 1 Most Desirable Woman in 2007. In the past she has said: ''I'm very conscious of being a curvy woman, and I?m very happy that I am a curvy woman.'' That's what we like to hear.

    Hometown: Houston, Texas
    Nickname: B, Sasha Fierce - Sign: Virgo
    Height: 5'6"

    Vices: Married

    Assets: Beautfiul voice, Flawless, Huge booty, great sk
  3. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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    Lisa Marie Scott

    I can't believe Lisa Scott, Connolly, and Park made it this high.
  4. Jedi Merkurian ST Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer

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    Some of these I can't believe are ranked as low as they are...
  5. TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master

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    Different strokes, I guess. I happen to find Lisa Scott and Grace particularly sexy.
  6. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    Well, a large consideration was paid towards the Queen of the Hardwood tournaments to determine rankings. The better the hotties did in the tournaments, the higher their rankings. Most of the hotties in the Top 100 have Ultimate Hottie status in one year or another, but it's the Queen of the Hardwood where we can sort out the cream of the crop.
  7. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    Recapping the Top Hottie of the Wars from the past five years #100-26 :

    100. Lisa Dergan
    99. Leah Remini
    98. Jenny McCarthy
    97. Jolene Blalock
    96. Jules Asner
    95. Kristy Swanson
    94. Victoria Silvstedt
    93. Misa Campo
    92. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    91. Jenna Jameson
    90. Elvira
    89. Christina Milan
    88. Barbie Griffin
    87. Britney Spears
    86. Maria Sharapova
    85. Candice Michelle
    84. Carlotta Champange
    83. Elizabeth Hurley
    82. Alessandra Ambrosio
    81. Selena Spice
    80. Summer Glau
    79. Rachel Weisz
    78. Paz Vega
    77. Jamie Hammer
    76. Emmanuelle Vaguier
    75. Estella Warren
    74. Adrianna Lima
    73. Tiffany Taylor
    72. Roselyn Sanchez
    71. Stephanie Ly
    70. Lindsay Lohan
    69. Fergie
    68. Catherine Zeta Jones
    67. Natalie Portman
    66. Susan Ward
    65. Lacey Chabet
    64. Louise Becker
    63. Jennifer Lopez
    62. Anna Kournikova
    61. Daisy Fuentes
    60. Tia Carrera
    59. Heather Graham
    58. Kristin Kreuk
    57. Mandy Moore
    56. Christina Model
    55. Halle Berry
    54. Rebecca Romijn
    53. Tera Patrick
    52. Kate Beckinsale
    51. Angelina Jolie
    50. Shay Laren
    49. Vanessa Minnillo
    48. Erica Durance
    47. Katherine Heigl
    46. Louise Glover
    45. Shannon Elisabeth
    44. Laetitia Casta
    43. Jelena Jensen
    42. Tiffani Thiessen
    41. Carolina Ardohain
    40. Eva Mendes
    39. Brooke Burke
    38. Nikki Cox
    37. Bianca Beauchamp
    36. Scarlett Johansson
    35. Ali Landry
    34. Theresa Correa
    33. Jessica Biel
    32. Alyssa Milano
    31. Megan Fox
    30. Anne Hathaway
    29. Beyonce
    28. Lisa Marie Scott
    27. Jennifer Connelly
    26. Grace Park

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    Carmen Electra has appeared in Playboy, Baywatch, Singled Out, and a series of movies ranging from Scary Movie (2000) to National Lampoon's Pledge This! (2006). She even had her own reality show, 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave, with former husband Dave Navarro and a DVD series called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease. No kidding.

    Carmen Electra is the epitome of a sex goddess. She was featured in Playboy in 1996 and again in 2003, which proves that she only gets better with age. Even Howard Stern said she looks better now than she did 10 years ago.

    An avowed member of the mile-high club, she admits that she thinks about sex every 20 seconds, that she's very vocal in bed and that she enjoys dirty talk. Not only does she claim to be quite skilled between the sheets, but she also says that she prefers administering oral sex rather than receiving it. Is it us or is it getting hot in here?

    Ms. Carmen was part of the first ever Hottie Wars challenge and has been a staple of the thread ever since. Carmen also ranked No. 40 on AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006 list.

    Hometown: Sharonville, OH
    Nickname: - Sign: Aries
    Height: 5'3"

    Vices: Tanning spray

    Assets: Awesome Body, beautiful boobs

    QUOTE: "I think the dirtier he is, the better he is in the bedroom."
    - Carmen Electra

    24. SHAKIRA
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    Shakira was catapulted to international fame with the phenomenal success of Laundry Service, "Whenever, Wherever," and "Hips Don't Lie." Her Oral Fixation album earned her a Grammy and three Latin Grammys. Among the top five most successful artists since 2000, this award-winning singer has the attention of audiences across the globe.

    Shakira's pelvic thrusts has many JCers hypnotized
  8. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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  9. TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master

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    Anyone who doubts the hotness of Shakira needs to watch the video for "She Wolf" post hasty.

    Jessica may act dumb, but so would anyone whose ever looked at her.

    Stacy proves you don't need fake one's to be hot.

    Krista and Carmen are hotness incarnate. Enough said there.
  10. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    20. KELLY HU
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    You watched her lay massive kung fu beat downs on baddies as Detective Grace Chen in the action series Martial Law. You also cauth her alongside WWF superstar The Rock, in the action flick The Scorpion King. Then she broke out her claws stabbed Wolverine in X-Men: United. She also featured in several mens magazine.

    If you're a female with Hawaiian in your genes, it's difficult not to be sexy. If you have a brown belt in karate on top of that, well, there's just no getting around it. Kelly can claim both of these assets, as well as sizzling looks and ultra-confidence. Yeah, she's sexy. Hu was in charge in many of the Hottie Wars battles, and was a regular in the Queen of the Hardwood tournaments as she was crowned with Ultimate Hottie status on several occassions.

    Hometown: Honolulu, HI
    Nickname: Kel - Sign: Aquarius
    Height: 5'5"

    Vices: Friends with Kirk Cameron

    Assets: Dynamite face, irresistable body

    QUOTE: "I've managed to keep my clothes on for everything I've done so far." -Kelly Hu

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    You surely know Marisa Miller from her fine work in the Victoria's Secret catalogs and stacks of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues (especially her 2008 appearance), and women out there know her for being discovered by famed photographer Mario Testino and gracing the pages of Vogue. But her real crowning achievement? Making her debut as a prestigious Angel in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2007.


    Marisa Miller's work in several Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs sends her sexiness ratings off the charts. Her photo with a strategically placed iPod is so hot, it probably be removed from this thread if posted. Marisa is one of the Top blondes in the Hottie Wars and is constantly in the top of the rankings year after year.

    Marisa Miller was particularly sexy in the 2004 Sports Illustrated photo shoot video. Dressed like an Iowa farm girl, she definitely stood out from her colleagues Ana Beatriz Barros and Bridget Hall.

    When a photographer notices you on the beach without any makeup or fancy clothes, chances are you're not bad looking. This freckled strawberry blonde is the very incarnation of the all-American California girl. She was ranked No. 12 on AskMen.com's Most Desirable Women of 2007, No. 9 in 2008 and No. 3 in 2009. She also made her debut in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2007.

    In 2008, Marisa Miller was named No. 1 in Maxim's annual Top 100.

    Hometown: Santa Cruz, CA
    Nickname: Legs - Sign: Leo
    Height: 5'8"

    Vices: Maried

    Assets: True surfer girl, Perfect Body

    QUOTE: "The first thing I do every morning is go online to check the surf. If the waves are good, I'll go surf. The beach is 10 minutes away."
    - Marisa Miller

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    Eliza Dushku is fanboy-favorite Joss Whedon?s resident muse, and appears in some of nerdom?s most cherished shows, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dollhouse. So, it?
  11. TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master

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    False. She was nude in "The Scorpion King." Nude in a PG-13 kinda way, but nude nevertheless.

    It's a matter of public record that she got fan mail from prison inmates during her time as Faith that left her more than a little unnerved. Still, she's one of my favorites, obviously due to my love of all things Buffy.

    Or maybe it's cause I've actually met her.

    Vida, Sara and Marissa are all fine, too.
  12. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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    Man, if I had to create a top 25, Vida ans Marissa would be in it. Smokin'...
  13. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    I think you're referring to the scene where she went commando and she showed "cat." Great scene!!!
  14. DarthNotsonice Jedi Master

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    She wasn't completely nude,she was covered by hair as the animated .gif shows/
    besides who bathes clothed,except maybe that never-nude berk Tobias Funke? o_O
  15. jedi_john_33 Jedi Master

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    I don't think there is a square inch of her body that wouldn't get my undivided attention.
  16. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    ^ WORD! re Stacy Keibler.

  17. DarthNotsonice Jedi Master

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    Ah yes I remember that now.[face_thinking]
    Then I respectfully recant. :)
    On another note Sara Brinsfield's biographical information is being updated on Boobpedia.
  18. Jedi Merkurian ST Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer

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    Actually, my wife pointed that out to me...o_O
  19. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    ^ You have an awesome wife there, to keep you abreast of such Easter Eggs.

    Right On! Spread the gospel. :p

  20. TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master

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    No, I'm not, actually. I'm referring to the scene in that .gif. Obviously, we don't see anything, since the parts were covered (otherwise, that .gif wouldn't be TOS-friendly, and the movie most likely wouldn't have been PG-13), but she was nude.
  21. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    Aria Giovanni claim to fame is being all natural, as she started her career as an amateur internet model. She was Penthouse Pet of the month, September 2000 and still does some nude modeling, sometimes along the side of Jelena Jensen.

    Aria is the very example of America's Melting pot as she has Italian, Yugoslavian, French, German, Irish and American Indian ancestry. She has a brickhouse body, with voluptuous chesticles and a trunk full of junk. Aria has proven smoking hot during the wars with Top 16 finishes in the Queen of the Hardwood tournaments in 2007 and 2008.

    Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
    Nickname: - Sign: Scorpio
    Height: 5'6"


    Assets: Face, large breasts, full figured body, seductive eyes, enjoys nude beaches

    QUOTE: "I knew I could always come back to school, but I probably couldn't come back to modeling."
    - Aria Giovanni

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    After being a host on Popular Mechanics for Kids for three years, Cuthbert made a series of Canadian family films. But worldwide recognition came when she landed the role of Kim Bauer on FOX's frantic action series, 24. She also appeared in Old School and Love Actually (both in 2003), and starred as The Girl Next Door (2004).

    Though she tentatively established herself as an alluring figure on 24, Elisha Cuthbert wasn?t branded a full-fledged sex symbol until she took on the role of Danielle in the saucy 2004 comedy The Girl Next Door. She cemented her place as an object of our lust with 2005?s House of Wax, which helped her hit No. 23 on AskMen.com's Most Desirable Women of 2006 list, and No. 10 in 2007, establishing her reputation as a seriously sultry vixen. Elisha is a Hottie War classic and has finished in the Top 16 in the Queen of the Hardwood tournaments in 2005 and 2007.

    Hometown: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
    Nickname: Leesh, Heesh - Sign: Sagittarius
    Height: 5'2"


    Assets: Freakin Awesome Body, Beautiful Face, Great Actress, Cool Chick.

    QUOTE: "I definitely believe in fate. And I believe what you put in is what you get in return. That's the way it's worked for me. As for the big picture -- there's some sort of plan."
    - Elisha Cuthbert

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    She is a former photographer and this was her occupation from 1993 to 1997. She moved from hometown to Prague at age 18, for years she lived as photographer until her whole equipment was stolen from her car in 1997. A few years later she got an offer to pose as a model and accepted because of her many debts at the time. Since then she has become a very popular glamour model, but even today she still likes photography as hobby. Her original stage name was Eva, but due to a production error her real name was accidentally published, so at that point she dropped the pseudonym. Zemanová ha
  22. TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master

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    Can't really say much about Elisha, even though she's a hometown hottie. (And by hometown, I mean Canada in general, not Vancouver, Canada). Veronika and Leeann are OK, too, but Aria and Charisma are definitely the tops on my list when it comes to these five. Charisma, once again, because of my love of all things Buffy, and Aria because...well, you have eyes, don't you?
  23. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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  24. Sith_Sensei__Prime Force Ghost

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    Before we get into the Top Ten Hotties of the past five years, here are the top Up and Commers to the Hottie Wars:

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    Gina Carano is one tough cookie. You've seen her kicking ass and taking names on the MMA circuit and also on NBC's American Gladiators as "Crush."

    Gina Carano might be tough, but that doesn?t mean she's not beautiful. As one of Google and Yahoo's most searched people, guys are eager to see and learn more about her. Why wouldn't they? Gina Carano's tight and toned 5'8" frame has curves and muscles in the right places, and her piercing gaze commands our attention. The entertainment media is giving Gina Carano some quality recognition, as well. She's been featured in Maxim and was chosen by Big Biz Magazine as the Hottest Woman in America.

    Not one to be big-headed, Gina Carano hasn't let her sex appeal change her grounded personality. For years, she considered herself a tomboy rather than an attractive beauty. She's also very close to her family, having helped her sister, Casey, kick a serious drug habit. Gina Carano's strong personality only makes her that much more endearing.

    Hometown: Las Vegas, NV
    Nickname: Crush, Conviction - Sign: Aries
    Height: 5'8"

    Vices: She punches in her sleep

    Assets: Legs, She could beat you up, 38 bust, awesome Ta Ta's

    QUOTE: "Since I've started fighting it has taught me a lot about self respect, self confidence and self control."
    - Gina Carano

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    Internet model. Brenda appeared on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio. She and the other eleven sexy ladies were featured on The Miss Howard TV of the Year Special back in March. Brenda rose to the top in a contest between the twelve beautiful women selected monthly as Miss Howard TV throughout 2008. Brenda received almost hast of the 350,000 votes casted.

    Brenda Acevedo won Miss Howard TV of the Year in 2008. She is 5?2? (34DD-26-36) and a cocktail waitress and model who resides in Southern New Jersey. She gives her age as ?twenty-something?. Her favorite Stern show regular is Artie Lange and she aspires to become a ?Playboy Playmate.?

    Hometown: Hammonton, NJ
    Nickname: - Sign: Scorpio
    Height: 5'1"


    Assets: Smokin' Hot Bod, 34DD (all natural)

    QUOTE: ?be a sexy hot mom, have fun, party and be successful.?
    -Brenda Lynn Acevedo on hopes for the future

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    When she finally got a test for Page 3 (British Mens Magazine) she was so nervous the night before, that she hardly slept at all. Vikki explains in an interview that taking her clothes off in front of the camera wasn?t such a big deal for her because she says she feels ?better with no clothes on. It just feels natural.?

    Vikki auditioned for The Sun but her first picture appeared in The Daily Star, she still got a contract from The Sun. She also landed a role on ?Footballers? Wives?; ?I dressed up as a Bunny? And I had to wink.? Although she prefers to do presenting instead of acting, as she says she always starts laughing when acting.

  25. EricT1980 Jedi Youngling

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    And what a bright future this will be!!!


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