~ Official Darth Snowball's Hottie Wars Thread ~

Now that I look at it, I would move Blows down past Munn, and just move all the the girls up one. Can't really go wrong with any of the future chicks.

 

I'll second that!

 

Before the Top 10 Hotties of the Past Five years of this thread, here are some notables that did not make the Top 100.




EVA LONGORIA
[image=http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/1417/001nz.jpg] [image=http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8640/021ff6.jpg] [image=http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7813/002tn.jpg]


Hometown: Corpus Christi, Texas
Nickname: - Sign: Pisces
Height: 5'2"

Vices: Married

Assets: T&A, lips, great skin, minx, great tight body, One of the most beautiful women
30-23-33

QUOTE: ?The best thing about being a woman is the power we have over men.?
















EVANGELINE LILLY
[image=http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5026/003xf8.jpg] [image=http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/jpg/lost_evangeline_lilly_10_ans_2.jpg] [image=http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4116/012vx4.jpg]



Hometown: Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta, Canada
Nickname: Evey - Sign: Leo
Height: 5'5"

Vices: Doesnt enjoy being nude

Assets: Nice body, pretty eyes
32-23-35

QUOTE: ?I'm very picky when it comes to men.?
















TERI HATCHER
[image=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-01/04/xin_1501040416065322467910.jpg] [image=http://commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/00calendars/sept.jpg] [image=http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1262/003df6.jpg]


Hometown: Sunnyvale, California
Nickname: Hatch - Sign: 5'6"
Height: 5'6"

Vices:

Assets: Used to play Lois Lane, Emmy award winner, Pretty Face, Nice Rack
34-23-34

QUOTE: ?They?re real and they?re spectacular?

















GEMMA ATKINSON
[image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/GemAtk/005sg.jpg] [image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/GemAtk/003adg.jpg] [image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/GemAtk/101fg.jpg]



Hometown: Bury, Greater Manchester, England
Nickname: - Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5'9"

Vices:

Assets: fit body, Tall, 36E full breasts, beautiful face, sexy legs
36-25-36

QUOTE: ?All people ask about is boobs. It's like the whole nation is obsessed with my boobs?


















DANIELLE LLOYD
[image=http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1000/2551810023a7dd2c3c6b.jpg] [image=http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2132/004dy7.jpg] [image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/D-Lyd/301.jpg]



Hometown: Liverpool
Nickname: Danny - Sign: Sagittarius
Height: 5'6"

Vices: Drinking

Assets: Beauty, Sexiness, Bristish Accent, Perky Breasts
34-26-35


QUOTE: "I've learned a lot in the past year so I feel.. I'm quite intelligent with what I do. And I think that shocks people.?
















MAYRA VERONICA
[image=http://www.mayraveronica.com/gallery/images/gallery/30.jpg] [image=http://www.mayraveronica.com/gallery/images/gallery/75.jpg] [image=http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/4672/qqqqqqqv7.jpg]



Hometown: Havana, Cuba
Nickname: Chica - Sign: Leo
Height: 5'3"

Vices: Talentless

Assets: Total Package, Puts Eva and JLo to shame
38-23-40

QUOTE: ?I haven't felt the need to pose completely nude... yet.?

















YOKO MATSUGANE
[image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/971_123_549lo-1.jpg] [image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/240768-1701188-2-6822318-pc.jpg] [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Darth_Primus/300.jpg]



Hometown: Ibaraki Prefecture
Nickname: Pine Hiroko Kon - Sign: Gemini
Height: 5'4"

Vices: Mirrors

Assets: Voluptuous Figure, Natural Breasts
38-23-35

QUOTE: ?The Hottest Asian Girl!!?
















JESSICA BURCIAGA
[image=http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3723/1237771135.jpg] [image=http

 

Veronica
Burciaga
Atkinson
Lloyd
Matsugane
Eva
Hatcher
Lilly

Wow, how some of these women did not make the top 100 is beyond me, but I suppose some surprises are bound to occur with voting.

 

Yoko didn't make the top ten?

Travesty. Pure travesty.

 

Recapping the Top Hottie of the Wars from the past five years #100-11 :

100. Lisa Dergan
99. Leah Remini
98. Jenny McCarthy
97. Jolene Blalock
96. Jules Asner
95. Kristy Swanson
94. Victoria Silvstedt
93. Misa Campo
92. Sarah Michelle Gellar
91. Jenna Jameson
90. Elvira
89. Christina Milan
88. Barbie Griffin
87. Britney Spears
86. Maria Sharapova
85. Candice Michelle
84. Carlotta Champange
83. Elizabeth Hurley
82. Alessandra Ambrosio
81. Selena Spice
80. Summer Glau
79. Rachel Weisz
78. Paz Vega
77. Jamie Hammer
76. Emmanuelle Vaguier
75. Estella Warren
74. Adrianna Lima
73. Tiffany Taylor
72. Roselyn Sanchez
71. Stephanie Ly
70. Lindsay Lohan
69. Fergie
68. Catherine Zeta Jones
67. Natalie Portman
66. Susan Ward
65. Lacey Chabet
64. Louise Becker
63. Jennifer Lopez
62. Anna Kournikova
61. Daisy Fuentes
60. Tia Carrera
59. Heather Graham
58. Kristin Kreuk
57. Mandy Moore
56. Christina Model
55. Halle Berry
54. Rebecca Romijn
53. Tera Patrick
52. Kate Beckinsale
51. Angelina Jolie
50. Shay Laren
49. Vanessa Minnillo
48. Erica Durance
47. Katherine Heigl
46. Louise Glover
45. Shannon Elisabeth
44. Laetitia Casta
43. Jelena Jensen
42. Tiffani Thiessen
41. Carolina Ardohain
40. Eva Mendes
39. Brooke Burke
38. Nikki Cox
37. Bianca Beauchamp
36. Scarlett Johansson
35. Ali Landry
34. Theresa Correa
33. Jessica Biel
32. Alyssa Milano
31. Megan Fox
30. Anne Hathaway
29. Beyonce
28. Lisa Marie Scott
27. Jennifer Connelly
26. Grace Park
25. Carmen Electra
24. Shakira
23. Stacy Keibler
22. Jessica Simpson
21. Krista Allen
20. Kelly Hu
19. Marisa Miller
18. Eliza Dushku
17. Sara Brinsfield
16. Vida Guerra
15. Aria Giovanni
14. Elisha Cuthbert
13. Veronika Zemanova
12. Leeann Tweeden
11. Charisma Carpenter



10. SOFIA VERGARA
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Darth_Primus/s4_big.jpg] [image=http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8485/svsr8.jpg] [image=http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8792/001ke7.jpg] [image=http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4229/008zc1.jpg]

WHY IS SHE FAMOUS?
The former host of the popular travel show Fuera de Serie on Univision, Sofia Vergara is a talented comedic actress who is making a name for herself in North America.

Since making her North American debut with a tiny role in the 2002 comedy Big Trouble, Sofia Vergara has been working virtually non-stop in a series of movies and television shows. Along the way, she?s worked with such big names as Mark Wahlberg, Heath Ledger and Burt Reynolds (Sofia even acted opposite Paris Hilton in the 2006 comedy Pledge This!). Sofia is the first to admit that she?s had no formal acting training, yet this hasn?t stopped her from making an indelible mark on the pop-culture landscape.

[image=http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2967/305kc4.jpg] [image=http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/Sandman413/b81a1356.jpg] [image=http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3324/346cq5.jpg] [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Darth_Primus/004eaf.jpg]

SEXINESS
Sofia Vergara has been blessed with the kind of looks most women would kill for, and there?s little doubt that her generous proportions have been the subject of much debate. Fortunately for us, Sofia herself confirmed that she?s 100% all-natural a few years ago. It?s consequently not surprising to note that she has been prominently featured on AskMen.com?s Top 99 list for the last five years, with her placement at No. 30 back in 2002 marking an all-time high for the sultry actress. Sofia?s refusal to succumb to Hollywood?s reliance on plastic surgery reminds us of Monica Bellucci, and we?re sure that, just like that Italian goddess, Sofia will only get sexier and more alluring as she ages.

Here's how Sofia earned her spot in the Top 10:

Multiple Ultimate Hottie Status Honors
2006 - Top 16 finish in the Queen of the Hardwood Tournament
2007 - Top 16 fini

 

Hayek
Vergara
Pinder
Brook
Baggett
Alba
Hazell
Bellucci
Bell
Love-Hewitt

A very, very mixed reaction in terms of the top ten.

 

Klum
Fuentes
Ryan
Tomei
Banks
Jones
Hatcher
Burke

 

Awesome, back to voting!

Klum
Fuentes
Ryan
Tomei
Tyra
Zeta-Jones
Anderson
Burke


Nice matchups, buddy.

 

Hedi
Famke
Kelly
Diane
Tyra
Tia
Pamela
Brooke

 

Queen of the Hardwood Qualifier - Vintage Hottie Tournament

Round 1 Scores:

Rachel Weisz: 1
HEIDI KLUM: 3

DAISY FUENTES: 3
Famke Janssen: 1

KELLY HU: 2
JERI RYAN: 2
* Tie breaker goes to Kelly Hu

MARISA TOMEI: 2
DIANE LANE: 2
* Tie breaker goes to Diane Lane


Rebecca Romjin: 0
TYRA BANKS: 4

Tia Carrere: 1
CATHERINE ZETA JONES: 3

TERI HATCHER: 2
PAMELA ANDERSON: 2
* Tie Breaker goes to Teri Hatcher

Rachel Hunter: 1
BROOKE BURKE: 3
















--- --- --- VINTAGE TOURNAMENT - ROUND 2 --- --- ---



HEIDI KLUM --- VS --- DAISY FUENTES
[image=http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7959/001543.jpg] -- [image=http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff125/YJCC2007/232sdar.jpg]
[image=http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4043/0154.jpg] -- [image=http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/356/es02a.jpg]
















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KELLY HU --- VS --- DIANE LANE
[image=http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9873/00000357512006111514473.jpg] -- [image=http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/diane-lane-picture-6.jpg]
[image=http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9677/301mc8.jpg] -- [image=http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1319/001564.jpg]






















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TYRA BANKS --- VS --- CATHERINE ZETA JONES
[image=http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t16/virgo011/--.jpg] -- [image=http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3028/012qk8.jpg]
[image=http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo207/Huggy_03/tyra_banks_.jpg] -- [image=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f171/Marjeana/czj.jpg]
















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TERI HATCHER --- VS --- BROOKE BURKE
[image=http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2007-01/04/xin_1501040416065322467910.jpg] -- [image=http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/374/l6ne1un3.jpg]
[image=http://commanderbond.net/resources/sections/news/images/00calendars/sept.jpg] -- [image=http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7505/001yr0.jpg]

 

Hedi
Kelly
Tyra
Brooke

 

Daisy
Kelly
Tyra
Brooke

 

VINTAGE ROUND 2 - FINAL SCORES

DAISY FUENTES: 2
Heidi Klum: 1

KELLY HU: 3
Diane Lane: 0


TYRA BANKS: 3
Catherine Zeta Jones: 0

Teri Hatcher: 0
Brooke Burke: 3
















--- --- --- VINTAGE ROUND 3 --- --- ---

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DAISY FUENTES --- --- VS --- KELLY HU
[image=http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/DaisyFuentes.jpg] --- [image=http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u104/icebox_23/kelly_hu2.jpg]
[image=http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn111/pauldybus/Daisy-Fuentes.jpg] --- [image=http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx85/96bearcat/Bikini%20Babes/Kelly-Hu.jpg]
















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TYRA BANKS --- --- VS --- BROOKE BURKE
[image=http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e325/irvche87/tyra-banks.jpg] --- [image=http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5256/025id4.jpg]
[image=http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r24/balogun04/tyra_banks_011.jpg] --- [image=http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3259/024pu6.jpg]





















--- --- --- SUPPLEMENTAL WARS --- --- ---


URSULA MAYES (0-1)
[image=http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff125/YJCC2007/01-11ql2.jpg] [image=http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1332/ursulamayes11yv.jpg] [image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/Urs/01.jpg]

vs.

HOLLY WEBER (0-1)
[image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/HWebr/021ertd.jpg] [image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/HWebr/030mky.jpg] [image=http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/SnowySaints/HWebr/008hot.jpg]
















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AMANDA HARRINGTION (0-1)
[image=http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4135/007fn6.jpg] [image=http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4434/897va2.jpg] [image=http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8328/1141768055lmx2.jpg]

vs.

STEPHANIE LY (0-1)
[image=http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7923/300nw6.png] [image=http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6651/009auqr.jpg] [image=http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/4306/717vp9.jpg]

 

Kelly
Tyra
Holly
Stephanie

 

I have a necklace for Amanda.

 

Daisy
Tyra
Holly
Stephanie

 

Kelly
Brooke
Holly
Stephanie

 

FINAL SCORES:

--- VINTAGE TOURNAMENT ---

Daisy Fuentes: 1
KELLY HU: 2

TYRA BANKS: 3
Brooke Burke: 0






--- SUPPLEMENTAL WARS ---

Ursula Mayes: 1
HOLLY WEBER: 2

Amanda Harrington: 0
STEPHANIE LY: 3

















--- --- --- VINTAGE TOURNAMENT - CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND --- --- ---

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KELLY HU --- --- VS --- TYRA BANKS
[image=http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu230/milags/Kelly_Hu.jpg] -- [image=http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/Chiconigro/Tyra.jpg]
[image=http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f31/ankou-jay/Kelly-Hu-10.jpg] -- [image=http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr146/lovexokelsey8/tyra.jpg]
[image=http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo166/conrado_cap/girls/kelly-hu-08.jpg] -- [image=http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g84/harobed216/Models/Tyra%20Banks/tyra-banks-632571.jpg]



Winner qualifies for Queen of the Hardwood




























--- --- --- SUPPLEMENTAL WARS --- --- ---



SARA VARONE (1-1)
[image=http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2480/007th.jpg] [image=http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4326/002mx.jpg] [image=http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7479/006voe.jpg]

vs.

CAROLINA ARDOHAIN (1-1)
[image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/00img_37_7985_5.jpg] [image=http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/Sith_Prime/dsf.jpg] [image=http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5086/revistamax007sh0.jpg]


















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BREEANN McGREGOR (1-1)
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Darth_Primus/006.jpg] [image=http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9334/003kag.jpg] [image=http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5914/002ak1.jpg]

VS.

CORA SKINNER (1-1)
[image=http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1612/008myp.jpg] [image=http://ima.dada.net/image/4928237.jpg] [image=http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4057/002zrv.jpg]
















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BIANCA SMITH (1-1)
[image=http://i423.photobucket.com/albums/pp312/Lionclaw77/Bianca%20Smith/l_7fa7424b9c7d66e602957814af1990c2.jpg] [image=http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc328/_-Edwin-_/BiancaSmith.jpg] [image=http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/971/lac76ab7ae9b1597866bbca.jpg]

VS.

GEMMA MASSEY (1-1)
[image=http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7749/61151564.jpg] [image=http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2996/0153c.jpg] [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v701/Darth_Primus/19.jpg]

 

Tyra

Carolina
Breann
Gemma

 

Banks
Ardohain
McGregor
Massey