Official Flirt Thread!

Well, since the other thread was closed for no reason ....

//flirts with Tara

Edit: Thread locked. I have PMed the author with my reasoning.

 

I think it's a lost cause hun.

 

Last one was just locked because MrsDankDonk asked for it to be closed, not because of us.

 

How do you know?

 

Just read the last 2 posts

 

Yeah but that's because somebody probably complained to her.

 

Or she realized that you and I had pretty much taken over the thread. Oh well, now we have this one

 

Until it gets locked.

 

Then we'll just find someplace else to start a new one

 

:: the screech of sports car tyres is heard from the carpark::

:: the smell of expensive aftershave wafts in the door::

:: preceded by an impressive groinal package, EML enters the room ::

wherz ra burdz?

wherz that Shazza?

Ah'm just busting for some quality time with the laydeez

 

*leans up against the wall dress in a low-cut short-skirted black dress and 3-inch heels*

Well hello there, my dear EML. Missed me?

*applies cherry red lipstick and walks over to EML, giving him a firm wet one*

 

mmmmmmm, baby you knooooow what I like...

:: returns firm wet one ::

can I interest you in a stiff Scotch?
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on these cold winter days, its always good to get a large one inside you.....

 

Finally! Some fun loving people!

 

Sorry Darth-Babe, everything I've got to give has got Shazza's name on it...

look, its tattooed just there, next to Rabbie Burns 'Selkirk Grace'

 

I wasn't flirting...I was just stating a fact...lots of people are offended by these threads...where I'm from anyway.

 

Hey, consenting adults will do what consenting adults will do

hey Shaz, you're consenting, ain't ya?......

 

I know I am!

//winks

 

*smiles and looks herself over*

Last I checked I was consenting.

And yeah, round here they're very very anal as well. That's why i come here to see my dearest EML.

Aye, it is very cold here, EML. My hands are quite chilly. Wish to warm them up for me?

 

I think you will find, dear lady, that the best way to heat yir pinkies is on a pair of hot buns

:: goes to the oven ::

here you are - enjoy

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What are you looking at, WK?

 

ummm ... lipgloss? [face_innocent]

 

The lip gloss that's hanging around my neck? Oh I doubt that's where your staring. Naughty.

 

No, really! I'm a good little boy

 

Maybe outside the bedroom...no no...even then you're not a good boy