*Official Food Fight * V.1

Discussion in 'Mojave Desert CA' started by Stridarious, Feb 23, 2003.

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  1. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    *gasps and laughs, taking his finger to collect some of Mertroid's strawberries on her face and takes some of his Chocolate and tastes it* Quite goes [face_laugh]
  2. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    *laughs* Well they are good, but I prefer chocolate covered cherries. *opens a can of cherries and pours it all over Alex* *takes a finger and gets some* Mmmm...delicious [face_laugh]
  3. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    You think? *Laughs [face_laugh] and kisses her* Last time I allow you to cook!
  4. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh I love this cooking thing! I'm better than I thought I'd be. [face_laugh]
  5. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    Look at me...I'm a mess! [face_laugh]
  6. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    All you need is bleach. *pours bleach all over him and grabs a hose and sprays him* There we go! All squeaky clean! [face_laugh]
  7. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    *Growls* [face_devil] Why thank-you Mertroid I was dirty, but it seems you are very dirty with this mess, perhaps you should clean up... *Gets a big fire hose and sprays her* There...much better! [face_laugh]
  8. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    *Is pushed down a hill from the pressure and laughs as she sees her shirt tattered at the shoulder from the pressure* *gets up and runs up to him and pulls him down the watery hill* It's a water slide! [face_laugh]
  9. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    Thanks... *laughs [face_laugh] * You know what I used to like to make when I was little? *Gets mud and slaps it on Mertroid's face* MUD PIES!! [face_laugh]
  10. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah well on my mud pies I always added GRASS for decoration or frosting! [face_laugh]
    *smashes grass in his face* [face_laugh]
  11. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] Look, the bible is right! we are made of dirt and other earthly chemicals. [face_laugh] In your face evolutionists!
  12. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Wow! [face_laugh]
    *backs away*
    He needs something to cool off.
    *throws icecubes to him and watches him fall* [face_laugh]
    Ouch that's gotta hurt! [face_laugh]
  13. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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  14. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh I'm sorry you must be cold, you want to heat up now don't you? *grabs oil and a match* [face_devil]
    [face_laugh]
  15. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_shocked] *Burst into flames* Now you could sat I am well done! [face_laugh]
  16. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    "Good call my young padawan!" lol [face_laugh]
    I said the one line I hate! lol [face_laugh]
    Now to serve him. [face_laugh]
    Straight up! Get it?! He's tall and done and ready to be served! lol [face_laugh]
  17. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh] Okay now help me for I am on FIRE!!! [face_shocked] Don't just stand there help me! [face_laugh]
  18. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    *Gets lifesabers* These will help for they are live savers! lol [face_laugh]
    No that won't work! ICEBREAKERS! [face_laugh]
    Oh I know what to do....*fans* Uh oh that doesn't work.
    *throws him in the water* There we go...STEAMING HOT! [face_laugh]
  19. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    *steam come out his ears* Mertroid!!! :mad: can I talk with ypu please? in my office. *opens a large metal pot and motions for her to step inside.*
  20. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    *Runs* I'm not going in that pot! Gosh I'm smarter than that! [face_laugh]
    You're the slow learner! [face_laugh]
  21. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    :mad: *Tackles Mertroid* Where do you think your going?
  22. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    Away? But I guess I'm not with you on top of me now. *tries to slip away*
    Well at least you're fresh. *laughs* [face_laugh]
  23. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    * [face_mischief] * I'll be right back... *Comes back with some big pots of radish juice* Now...we'll see who gets the last laugh [face_laugh] MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! [face_devil]
  24. Mertroid Jedi Grand Master

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    *Gets onions* You want these in your eyes? [face_devil]
  25. Stridarious Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe? *splashes the pot of Raddish juice on her and runs* [face_laugh]
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