Beyond - Legends (^: Official Holiday Humour Challenge (the other one) :^)

That's right, an official Holiday Humour Challenge, with pretty pretty e-prizes!

The topic for the first Challenge is Gift Shopping Lists: pick a character from the Beyond the Saga era and postulate what would be on his or her gift shopping list for the holidays. For example:

Hobbie's shopping list:

WEDGE: Schedule that "Heroes of the New Republic" calendar shoot for the day after the New Year's party. (Don't forget to sign the authorisation "W. Janson")

TYCHO: Second-to-last copy of stag night holovids. (Reserve one for blackmail purposes)

CORRAN: platform flight boots

PLOURR: Lingerie, size extra tall. (No, that's a bad idea, my cheek is already hurting...)

WES: A really big mirror. (No one would get more use out of it!)

Feel free to include any internal maunderings the characters might have on why they would pick that gift for their friends (and don't forget enemies!)

Prizes in this challenge will be given for Funniest Item, Funniest List, Oddest Gift Idea, Best Hero's Gift, and Best Villain's Gift.

Deadline is two weeks from today: Thursday the 16th of December. Post 'em here when they're done, feel free to edit to change or spruce up your list until midnight board time on that day, after which they will be judged. Can't wait to read 'em!

There will be another humour challenge posted after that time to this very thread, so keep checking back!


*Derisa