*OFFICIAL* Is anyone alive/awake

ahoy hoy
anybody out thare?

 

YES!

Kinda... around and about

 

Nope, just you and the mice.

 

*squeak*

 

makes rings with cigarette smoke.

I'm a terrible example.

 

Nic........you really need to kick the drug habbit lmao

 

That drug hobbit is leading me astray I know

*Hides under the nearest table*

Mmmmmmm green or blue... ohhhhhh mix them together..... oooooooo pwettyyyyy!!!

 

and the booze

 

But I don't drink... well I do because otherwise I'd die but I don't drink other than that...

*Looks confuzzled*

*Hides under table again and plays with pwetty smarties*

 

Oh dear, someone, please put her out of my misery!

 

*shouts from under table*

I'm not IN any misery...

pwetty smarties make Nic feel FUNKY

 

OK

chops Yoshee in half with a chainsaw

Now shes out of her misery cos you can't bother her.

 

OOooooooooooo that's gonna smart

 

You little.........

 

Don't mind if I do.

takes some Smarties

 

*Hits SLDR!*

MY SMARTIES!!!!

*hides under table to protect smarties*

 

can i have an 'E' please bob?

 

*WARNING*
do not try this at home kids!!!

 

NO! and don't call me Bob you'll give us an identity problem

I only have cheap 'E's anyhow... they're called 'F's

 

Its all crazy!

 

LOL @ Nic

Stoopid wench

 

WHAT?!

Hang on... I've been ripped off haven't I??

 

Yup! lol