*Official* Pillow Fight v14.0 - The Chronicles of Pillows: The Whack, The Smack, and The Feathers

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There is a prophecy that newbie sons of Adam and daughters of Eve will register on the JC and continue this six-year pillow fight.

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They will enlist the help of oldbies, the wise ones of the JC, to fight alongside them.

They have prepared the battlespace.

They have prepared the pillows.

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Let the pillow fight begin.


Past Pillow Fight Threads
**The Official Pillow Fight Thread Version 13: Dead Pillow Society**
**The Official Pillow Fight Thread Version 12: PHX-1138**
*The Offical Pillow Fight Thread Version 11 Newbie Wars: Return of the Pillow*
*The Offical Pillow Fight Thread v. 10.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Strikes Back*
The Official Pillow Fight Thread - V 9.0 Newbie Wars: A New Pillow
The Official Pillow Fight Thread V 8.0 Newbie Wars: Revenge of the Pillows
The Official Pillow Fight Thread V 7.0 Newbie Wars: Attack of the Pillows
The **Official** Pillow Fight Thread V. 6.0 Newbie Wars: The Pillow Menace
The **Official** Pillow Fight Thread V. 5.0 - Newbies & Oldbies Whack-a-Rama!
Teh * * * Official * * * Pillow Fight Thread v.4.0 ~ ~ ~ *Whack*
The * * *Official* * * Pillowfight Thread, When you Thought it was Safe... v3.0
The **Official** Pillow Fight, Let the Feathers Fly! v2.0
**The Official Pillowfight Thread (For Newbies AND Oldbies!!!)**


Welcome to The *Official* Pillow Fight Thread, a time-honored tradition on the Welcome New Users board of the JC. In this thread, newbies and oldbies alike take up their pillows to whack, smack, and bash fellow JCers in an all-out welcome brawl. Nothing quite says "Welcome to the JC!" like a pillow to the head, so get to fightin'!


Lock-Edit: See last post and visit us in the new pillow fight thread!

 

*Whacks Trika with "WOO HOO! first post!" pillow*



*Spreads jello-that-only-makes-imps-slip all over thread.*

 

//slips on Jello and crashes into Ghent
//smacks Ghent on the head with massive pillows

 

Best pillow fight thread evaaaar.

 

A new pillow fight thread! I think it fits verrry nicely that Trika was the one who posted it.

((Smacks all with flooofy pillows))

 

//smacks Daniel with a monster pillow before he can slip out of the thread

 

ATTACK THE MODLY PERSON!!

Sorry, running adrenaline rush. Don't mind me.

((whacks Trika with a pillow))

 

I think he got through our defenses before I could fully attack. I'll have to fix that somehow.

//whacks silverfighter with raging caffeine pillows

 

I am the mod, all powerful and invincible against... *passes out*

 

//looks down at Daniel

Dern. What do you do with him when he winds up doing that?

//smacks Skiara with a super awesome pillow

I'm working on the horse. We only have camels in stock, so I've got to go find one later tonight. Big adventure, as usual, I'm sure.

//drags Daniel to corner of thread to guard Super Sweet Mr. Coffee machine

 

Congrats to Trika for starting the new thread btw!

*Sadly watches preivous pillow fight sink.*

*Whacks Daniel with "anti-" pillow.*

 

*rides/flies onto thread on her dazzling palomino skewbald mare unipeg, both Pillows O' Light in hand*

"I HAVE COME!!! FEAR NOT, ALL YOU CITIZENS OF SLEEPYVILLE!!! I WILL WHACK ALL THOSE WHO DISTURB YOUR SLEEPLESS REST!!!"

*Yoda & Yaddle ride in on white gurrecks, pillowsabers in hand*

"Fluffi we are, the sworn protectors of Sleepyville!!! Let it fall to the hands of the Separasheets or Nightempire, we will not!!!!!!"

*all three leap off their mounts, twirling and whacking in a fantastical display of light and feathers*

*irresistible dance music begins to play, enhancing both the combat and entertainment value of their attacks*

*Alassë spies TruelyGhent, instantly whacking him with a pillow* ?Join our cause, Master Ghent!!! Dance-whack to the protection of Sleepyville!!!!?

 

I'm glad he passed out before he got to "gaze upon my banstick and tremble!"

*whacks Ghent with a pillow*

*whacks Silver with a fluzzy pillow*

*whacks Alasse with a "Good show!" pillow*

*whacks whoever changed the order of the smilies* I almost clicked the wrong one when I made that last pillow*

 

My banstick is a nerf bat and is covered with Cheeto powder.

 

Code of the Fluffi:

Fluffi are
the guardians of
silliness in the thread.

Fluffi use their pillows to
uplift and to make laugh,
never to oppress others.

Fluffi respect all life, in any form.

Fluffi whack others, rather than
ruling over them, for the good
of the thread.

Fluffi seek to improve
themselves through
whacking
and being silly.


Join the Fluffi in defending this thread against those who seek to bind it down with armies and Empires!! Keep this thread free for all to whack and be whacked!!!

*whacks everyone with recruiting pillow*

 

Did JediYvette have anything to do with that?

 

*looks around*
Nice new thread! It's so...not cluttered! It needs an Empire pillow fort, though.
*builds pillow fort and hangs a sign that says 'Home Sweet Fort-Base'*

Let the feathers fly!!

 

*demolishes Imperial pillow-fort*

"EVIL EMPIRE!!!! Fluffi, unite against Odd!!!!! She threatens to disturb the peace of Sleepyville!!!!!"

*whacks Odd with blinding Pillows O' Light, instantly knocking her unconscious*

 

JediYvette may have a problem with your banstick.

Whack and smack? I didn't think that drug use was condoned here.

 

Sign me up.

 

*whacks Trika with both Pillows O' Light, Knighting her*

"Welcome to the Fluffi Order, Trika! May the Feathers be with you!!!!"

 

Wait a second... Trika...you...ah...I'm confuzzled!!!!

 

You hear that? I'm a Fluffi Knight now!

//dances about with Jotun the Camel

SIDE NOTE: Oh, and thanks to everyone for the kudos on the thread. You folks like the pictures? I worked super hard on them because I lubb you all.

 

Yes, definately!! Awesome photoshopping on your part!

But I'm still cunfuzzled.