Discussion in 'Latin America General Discussion' started by Xanatos_nwo, Jun 25, 2002.
Damn! Bling bling! That is whack!!
And this is the 600th post. What a waste...
601 bottles of beer on the wall...
Eminem: And all the people say... Utiniiii
Mano gente en verdad deberÃan tratar de ir a alguno de los juegos de los Expos.
El de ayer fue espectacular y los que quedan prometen ser mejores! Si no les gusta el beisbol pues jo..., pero al que le gusta (i'm looking at you Pete!), hagan el esfuerzo! En los bleachers se ve muy bien y se pasa mejor!
La reunion mensual es maniana y nadie habia mencionado nada!
Me acabo de dar cuenta que el lugar de reunion se cambio!
Donde esta Galeria Paseos?????!!!!????
Coge el expreso en direcciÃ³n a Caguas.
Te vas a bajar en la salida que dice Ave. Las Cumbres. En la luz a la izquierda. La tercera luz a la derecha y ahi esta Galeria Paseos.
Cualquier cosa llama a Rafa que yo voy a llegar un poco tarde.
For all you Time-Travel Freaks, you have to check out this article. Specially the part about trading information about current events for his release.
'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003
By CHAD KULTGEN
NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.
"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."
The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.
"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.
When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.
Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.
"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."
In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."
However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.
All I have to say is an X-Files phrase: "Believe the lies"...
Gente, disculpen la ausencia de Ktulu en estas ultimas semanas. Cambio de horario de trabajo(3-11 pm) y varias otras situaciones me hicieron imposible el mantenerme en contacto.
But don't worry kids, Ktulu's BACK AND KICKING!!!!
Welcome back Ktulu! I've been SO worried about you...
(ERR... did I say that aloud? [face_shocked] )
Mano, tu horario esta horrendo!
Super horrendo, haber si puedo cambiarlo.
BTW , El nuevo CD de Metalica, St Anger sale en Junio, I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!
On other news lei hoy aqui en TF.net que viene un nuevo juego de Rogue Squadron para GC en el otoÃ±o!!!!!11
Oh thank you Lord!!!
Guys check this out!
It's the sequel to Full Throttle!
Mano, anoche estaba viendo Se7en por TBS Superstation y vi que el domingo a las 8pm van a dar STAR WARS: A New Hope. And you know what's funny? Me emocione! I suggest we gather 'round and watch the movie that started it all! Que dicen?
An excellent idea, Mr Khal!
Hey! Ayer me sente a ver A New Hope en TBS, alguien mas la vio? (lastima que fue el Special Edition, ese Jabba esta para ahogarse del asco!)
I saw it!
Claro intercalando con Los Simpsons.
Un thread muy interesante en el Classic Trilogy Forum.
Imagine it's 1978 and ESB hasn't been released!
Esta super interesante los comentarios y los rumores. Francamente creo que si el internet hubiera existido para ese entonces todos hubiesemos pensado que ESB fue una porqueria.
Me explico, uno de los posts dice que oyo un rumor de que GL contratÃ³ a Jim Henson para hacer una marioneta, UN MUPPET JEDI!!! Algo asÃ hubiera salido en el internet de haber existido y foros comoeste se hubieran desbordados de threads de odio hacia Lucas.
rumor o verdad??? que fue Yoda hasta EPII???
un muppet de goma!!! jajajaja
Hoy es la reunion mensual en Galeria Paseos, en el area del Food Court a las 5:00PM
I just got this email. Are there people dumb enough to fall for this???
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not
know me personally. I am William Magoora,the first son of Madogo Magoora,
the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land
dispute in my country. I got your contact through network online hence
decided to write you.
Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to
deposit the sum of USD14.5 million (Fourteen million five hundred thousand
United States dollars), in one of the private security company, as he
foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box
as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from security company. This
amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the
Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land problem came
when Zimbabwean President Mr Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act
Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers,
and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war
veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were
killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the
It is against this background that I and my family fled Zimbabwe to
South Africa for fear of our lives. After which I traveled to the
Netherlands and I am currently staying in the Netherlands where i am seeking
political asylum and more so have decided to transfer my father's money
to a more reliable foreign account. Since the law of Netherlands
prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any bank account or to be involved
in any financial transaction throughout the
territorial zone of Netherlands. As the eldest son of my father, I am
saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account
where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my
government who are bent on taking everything we have got. The South African
government seems to be playing along with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South
Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future. Both
countries have similar political history. As a business man, I am seeking
for a partner who I have to entrust my future and that of my family in
his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If
you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is
to make arrangements with the security company to
clear the Consignment (funds) from their affiliate office here in the
Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be
brought to the Netherlands from South Africa. But before then all
modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership to the
consignment and more importantly this money I intend to use for investment.
I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain
percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction.
Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable
investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel
free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds
of expenses incurred in the process of this transaction.
If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 10% of the
money while the remaining 85% will be for my investment in your
country. Contact me with my email address while I implore you to maintain the
absolute secrecy required in this transaction.
Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
Heh heh hehe.
You'd be surprised to know that a lot of people believe crap like that and they get horribly scammed. There is a website somewhere where you can report stuff like that, and sometimes they even try tracking down the people behind it. Most of the time they don't though.
Deberiamos hacer un movimiento asÃ aquÃ en Puerto Rico:
Jedi in Canada!