Official Soviet Thread

try to get a paper plane stuck in one of the little holes. i did that once. to the ceiling though.

 

Ok, another funny thing to do it call the teacher a psycho.

 

been there, done that.

 

Another funny thing to do is when the teacher asks a question, raise your hand like you know the answer and say "I don't know" or "pass"

 

also done that.

 

What else do you do to annoy teachers?

 

making disgusting noises in class. i try to do it "ventriloquistically", so i come out looking innocent.

also asking random questions to gett off topic.

 

Haven't done the first one, but I have done the second one. Have you ever gotten kicked out?

 

in first grade, i got sent to the office for spitting at this kid.

last year, the teacher sent me out for talking, but i went to the bathroom for the rest of the period instead.

 

When I get kicked out I get a chair and put it right up to the door so it can't open until I get up.

 

i'm not obnoxious enought to do that.

 

you should start being obnoxious. I's so fun. One of our ideas that never got put in place was making a salad in the salad bar using all of everything.

 

you should try that.

i can't be obnoxious. damn parents raised me all wrong.

 

It's not hard. My parents don't condone doing it, but it's too funny not to do. Also, to be obnoxious, just think of something funny and do it. Then when the teacher says detention just say "Oh really?" in a smart tone.

Anyway, I have to go. It's late

 

hi again.

 

Hi

 

how's the cccp doing so far?

 

Right now we have 8% of the vote.

 

We lost the election but operation RED STORM was a success.

 

which is...?

 

Actually, it's nothing. Just something from a book I was reading a long time ago. You should read it, it's really good. It's called Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy

 

oh, yeah.

 

He's obsessed with killing, communism, russia and war. He's psycho, but most of his books are good.

 

aside from him being an author, i would have thought it's you.

just kidding. post-lunch energy has gotten hold of my typing skills.

 

Sounds like you had a good lunch. Sadly, my lunch was mayonaisse with a piece of grilled chicken and a bun hidden in it.