Clone Wars Official "The Clone Wars" Series Discussion Thread (Spoilers Allowed)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by RevantheJediMaster, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I'm going to have fun imagining both a preggo Asajj and an Obi/Asajj offspring.

    Maybe.

    Much better idea than an Obi/Satine offspring. Muuuuuuch better.
  2. Togruta Force Ghost

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    Show Spoiler

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    It's so obvious. :b
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  3. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    It's also impossible, thanks to Obi-Wan's handiwork in the Naboo power plant. :p
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  4. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    Didn't you know? They retconned that too :p
  5. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Reminds me of that thread about Darth Maul's junk from the temp boards.
  6. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    No one should recreate that thread.
  7. kecen Force Ghost

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    That's not true
    That's IMPOSSIBLE
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  8. Togruta Force Ghost

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    Tell that to Shmi. :b
  9. Darth Kickass Jedi Grand Master

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    There's an awful lot of assumption about Maul's anatomy going on to assume he couldn't procreate simply because he had his lower half removed. I know he didn't wear a shirt but that doesn't necessarily preclude some sort of upper body appendage....maybe...okay I should have just stayed out of this conversation.....[face_dunno]
  10. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    . . . Why did I have to be reminded that existed? What's worse is there's not been ONE thread dedicated to Aayla's rack. For shame, JC. For shame . . .
  11. kecen Force Ghost

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    Well, we've all seen Aayla's body.
    But Maul keeps his pants on so to speak.
  12. Obimus Primobi Jedi Master

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  13. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    . . . So, how about Aayla's boobs, guise?!
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  14. Darth Valkyrus Force Ghost

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    Some nameless spacer who made planetfall on Tatooine for one single night, then spent said night in the way that ship's men have been known to pass a single night in a foreign port since time immemorial *wink*.

    The local lady whose company he shared was a slave owned by Gardulla the Hutt who was making a little money on the side. A woman by the name of... Skywalker.

    And in the morning, he got up, went back to his ship, discovered that as expected the dock droids had unloaded it during the night and loaded up some onward cargo. He fired up, ran through his preflights, took off, cleared his berth and headed for the void.

    Years later, that forgotten slave woman would meet a Jedi knight by the name of Qui-Gon Jinn. When the Jedi inquired about the parentage of her young son, Shmi, not wanting to tell him the truth about the one night with the spacer, concocted a story of immaculate conception that played to the Jedi's crazy ideas of the will of the Force and such like. It worked. The guy bought it, and the rest is history.

    Likey?
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  15. Obimus Primobi Jedi Master

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    Happy now?:D
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  16. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    . . . Actually I am a little. Thanks.
  17. Togruta Force Ghost

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    No likey.
  18. The Shadow Emperor Force Ghost

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    Have you read Star Wars: Visions?
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  19. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    Can't say I have to be honest.
  20. Mia Mesharad Force Ghost

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    Then have a look at this clearly safe for work Wookieepedia article: here. The Aayla fan in you may be pleased.
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  21. The Shadow Emperor Force Ghost

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    All I'll say is that if you've got the hots for Aayla, you'll probably enjoy a certain painting.

    --ninja'd
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  22. The Shadow Emperor Force Ghost

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    While you're at it, skim through the hilariously stupid flame war that erupted once a Wikia staff member tried to delete it. It's quite the page-turner. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:SH:Aayla_Secura_and_Wikia's_TOU
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  23. Heero_Yuy Chosen One

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    Oh, wait. Is this the book where she has the topless pic? I actually have it saved on my iPad to be honest. As soon as I heard that officially licensed nude art of Aayla was made, you can imagine I had to check it out for posterity sake.

    Still, it's cool to know the name of the actual art book it came from. Gracias.
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  24. Obimus Primobi Jedi Master

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    Don't you mean for posterior sake.:D
  25. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    What about Anakin and Obi-Wan's asses?

    What about an onscreen version of that scene in the Stover novel with Obi-Wan waking up to the sight of Anakin's butt, with the onscreen version of a paragraph commentary about Anakin's butt?

    There are plenty of boobs in comics. I want some butts.

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