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Clone Wars Official "The Clone Wars" Series Discussion Thread (Spoilers Allowed)

Discussion in 'Star Wars TV' started by RevantheJediMaster, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm going to have fun imagining both a preggo Asajj and an Obi/Asajj offspring.

    Maybe.

    Much better idea than an Obi/Satine offspring. Muuuuuuch better.
     
  2. Togruta

    Togruta Jedi Master star 4

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    It's so obvious. :b
     
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  3. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    It's also impossible, thanks to Obi-Wan's handiwork in the Naboo power plant. :p
     
  4. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Didn't you know? They retconned that too :p
     
  5. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Reminds me of that thread about Darth Maul's junk from the temp boards.
     
  6. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    No one should recreate that thread.
     
  7. kecen

    kecen Jedi Master star 4

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    That's not true
    That's IMPOSSIBLE
     
  8. Togruta

    Togruta Jedi Master star 4

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    Tell that to Shmi. :b
     
  9. Darth Kickass

    Darth Kickass Jedi Knight star 3

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    There's an awful lot of assumption about Maul's anatomy going on to assume he couldn't procreate simply because he had his lower half removed. I know he didn't wear a shirt but that doesn't necessarily preclude some sort of upper body appendage....maybe...okay I should have just stayed out of this conversation.....[face_dunno]
     
  10. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    . . . Why did I have to be reminded that existed? What's worse is there's not been ONE thread dedicated to Aayla's rack. For shame, JC. For shame . . .
     
  11. kecen

    kecen Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, we've all seen Aayla's body.
    But Maul keeps his pants on so to speak.
     
  12. Obimus Primobi

    Obimus Primobi Jedi Knight star 2

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  13. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    . . . So, how about Aayla's boobs, guise?!
     
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  14. Darth Valkyrus

    Darth Valkyrus Jedi Master star 4

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    Some nameless spacer who made planetfall on Tatooine for one single night, then spent said night in the way that ship's men have been known to pass a single night in a foreign port since time immemorial *wink*.

    The local lady whose company he shared was a slave owned by Gardulla the Hutt who was making a little money on the side. A woman by the name of... Skywalker.

    And in the morning, he got up, went back to his ship, discovered that as expected the dock droids had unloaded it during the night and loaded up some onward cargo. He fired up, ran through his preflights, took off, cleared his berth and headed for the void.

    Years later, that forgotten slave woman would meet a Jedi knight by the name of Qui-Gon Jinn. When the Jedi inquired about the parentage of her young son, Shmi, not wanting to tell him the truth about the one night with the spacer, concocted a story of immaculate conception that played to the Jedi's crazy ideas of the will of the Force and such like. It worked. The guy bought it, and the rest is history.

    Likey?
     
  15. Obimus Primobi

    Obimus Primobi Jedi Knight star 2

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    Happy now?:D
     
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  16. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    . . . Actually I am a little. Thanks.
     
  17. Togruta

    Togruta Jedi Master star 4

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    No likey.
     
  18. The Shadow Emperor

    The Shadow Emperor Jedi Master star 4

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    Have you read Star Wars: Visions?
     
  19. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Can't say I have to be honest.
     
  20. Mia Mesharad

    Mia Mesharad Jedi Master star 4

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    Then have a look at this clearly safe for work Wookieepedia article: here. The Aayla fan in you may be pleased.
     
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  21. The Shadow Emperor

    The Shadow Emperor Jedi Master star 4

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    All I'll say is that if you've got the hots for Aayla, you'll probably enjoy a certain painting.

    --ninja'd
     
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  22. The Shadow Emperor

    The Shadow Emperor Jedi Master star 4

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    While you're at it, skim through the hilariously stupid flame war that erupted once a Wikia staff member tried to delete it. It's quite the page-turner. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:SH:Aayla_Secura_and_Wikia's_TOU
     
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  23. Heero_Yuy

    Heero_Yuy Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Oh, wait. Is this the book where she has the topless pic? I actually have it saved on my iPad to be honest. As soon as I heard that officially licensed nude art of Aayla was made, you can imagine I had to check it out for posterity sake.

    Still, it's cool to know the name of the actual art book it came from. Gracias.
     
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  24. Obimus Primobi

    Obimus Primobi Jedi Knight star 2

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    Don't you mean for posterior sake.:D
     
  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    What about Anakin and Obi-Wan's asses?

    What about an onscreen version of that scene in the Stover novel with Obi-Wan waking up to the sight of Anakin's butt, with the onscreen version of a paragraph commentary about Anakin's butt?

    There are plenty of boobs in comics. I want some butts.

     
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