*OFFICIAL THREAD* Crazy Episode III Theories!

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  1. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    There?s been too many of these topics in the last few weeks. This is now the official thread for all your crazy, stupid, silly, strange, bizarre, and possibly even accurate :eek: theories.

    Speculate away?
  2. Sonic_Pumpkins Jedi Knight

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    Cool Thread!

    What about...Obi-wan is actually Luke and Leia's father. Padme cheats on Anakin with Obi-wan and conceals it. No one ever finds out about it and Obi-wan never even discovers that Leia is his daughter. He and Padme let Anakin believe that Luke is his son. Pretty crazy...eh?
  3. Ki-Edi-Mundi Jedi Master

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    Except that it would ruin the whole part about Anakin being redeemed by his son.
  4. Jedi Skysong Jedi Master

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    <Jedi Skysong has officially been taken over by her Sith persona - Darth Stormwing. Expect no sanity, seriousness or logic at this point on. Please stand by :p>

    Episode III: Duel of the Pretties

    Legolas Greenleaf, the great Elf Hero from Lord of the Rings, finally leaves Elvenhome in search of the Star of Earendil. He arrives at the planet of Naboo, which is actually Middle-earth (as pointed out by a fellow JC member) and makes the ultimate CAMEO APPPEARANCE!

    <SFX from 10,000 Drooling Fangirls: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!>

    The beautiful Senator Amidala falls for the equally beautiful Legolas and creates the dreaded LOVE SQUARE - squaring it off against her other boyfriends, Obi-Wan and Anakin! She dumps the two Jedi and goes off with the Elf. In despair, Anakin falls to the dark side and dukes it out with Obi-Wan, trying to eliminate the competition by getting rid of his old Master first. Unfortunately, Ani-baby falls into the Cursed Lava Pit of Jusenkyo and turns into the black-armored & leathered bad guy we all know and love every time he's splashed with cold water.

    :D Evil and insane, I am, oh yes, precious, yessssssssss.....
  5. L0RD VADER Force Ghost

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    Lucas will insert Chewbacca's family in Episode III,... and for all the fans out there, with great pleasure we will be re-introduced to the whole Holiday Special universe with a special musical number with a CGI Art Carney and Beatrice Arthur's skeletton.

    [image=http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1198/3584_0020.jpg]

  6. ASUsundevil Jedi Youngling

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    This sounds crazy but could happen:

    Yoda hooks up with Padme and they have a child. This child turns out to be............................Han Solo's wife.

  7. TheStorm Force Ghost

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    Thats cool with some of these theories but i bet 90 percent of them are not true, I've read to many that are to far off the wall.

    Like:

    Sidious is not Palp, yes he is.

    And Jango is not dead, and Obi is every ones father

    I could go on, but a lot of these theories would I think ruin the SW saga, like all the heros cloning them selves ect. thats just bad storytelling.
  8. Arachnophilia Jedi Knight

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    and i actually thinks this will happen. (when you explain it it sounds less weird)

    padme runs off with ob1.

    and

    anakin dies.
  9. darthOB1 Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 22, 2000
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    Here are some

    Dooku is good.
    Anakin a clone.
    Palpatine the chosen one.
    Dooku/Palpy Anakins Dad


    And about every other thread on page 1
  10. yodas_hairline Jedi Knight

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    the whole dooku is good thing boggles me.

    my favorite wacky theory is that anakin is, in fact, his own father.
  11. rpeugh Force Ghost

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    A lot of people thought this theory was crazy, but I think its pretty good once you think about it. In episode 3, we see Han Solo and his dad. After Padme has the twins, she gets seduced by Han's dad and has an affair with him. Anakin finds out, then in a fit of rage he slaughters Han's dad and dumps his body in the lava planet. This excellerates his path to the dark side. This could represent the Solos winning over the Skywalkers when it comes to women (even thought Luke and Leia end up to be siblings anyway.)
  12. rpeugh Force Ghost

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    On a more humurous side, a few days ago, someone decided that he would make fun of the people who are proposing rediculous theories by calling his topic "Padme = Chewbacca"
  13. yodas_hairline Jedi Knight

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    it works if you really think about it. remember what obi-wan said about "a certain point of view".
  14. KIP_DURON Jedi Padawan

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    All right. I've read Obi-Wan getting busy with Padme, as well as Yoda. If we label her thus, being the Universal Slut of Naboo or the Galaxian Nympho, then we have to go with this: Mace Windu gets down with Padme, father's Luke and Leia, actually takes on the mantle of Vader, then spends so much time in the body armor that it bleaches his skin. There you go. Top that.
  15. KIP_DURON Jedi Padawan

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    Bear in mind that Mace Windu is one bad motha "Shut your mouth!" He is the bad mother f@&!er!
  16. yodas_hairline Jedi Knight

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    luke doesn't have nearly enough soul.
  17. Darth_Jerak Jedi Master

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    in response to rpeugh, now that I think of it, I have no doubt that we'll see a young Han Solo and his father in Episode 3, it only makes sense, since Lucas wants to tie the trilogies together. I'm sure of it, we'll see l'il Han.

    oh, but I doubt that whole thing with Han's dad and Padme.
  18. Undisclosed Jedi Knight

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    I had the original thread. I cannot believe that since i had a great idea, people had to steal it and claim it as their own.

    I give up making new boards. they always get shut down and replaced by OFFICIAL boards.
  19. XR73627794 Force Ghost

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  20. Darth_Redundant Jedi Padawan

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    "What about...Obi-wan is actually Luke and Leia's father."


    Palpatine did say that Lukes Sabre was much like his fathers. And Obi is the only one with that kind so far?!? :eek:
  21. Arachnophilia Jedi Knight

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    i like "qui-gon was anakins father"

    and "vader is a clone of anakin"
  22. Sonic_Pumpkins Jedi Knight

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    Yes, there are plenty of suprises in store for us, like:

    -Long lost......triplets?
    -Padme's wedding after wedding after wedding
    -and a tiny alien named Kazoo that only Anakin can see!!
  23. Volrathus Jedi Knight

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    May 25, 2002
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    The whole tieing of trilogies together is with Anakin/Vader chosen one thing... the Han solo thing was just out of nowhere.. Solo just happen to be the right guy for the job.
  24. Decapitated-Jango Force Ghost

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    (space)

    STAR
    WARS

    Episode III: Shroud of Darkness


    The new leader of the separtists is Darth Poof (played by Will Ferril). Wheelchair-Action Darth Maul and
    I'm-Not-Dead-Yet Jango Fett are on rampages. Mon Mothma is raped by Anakin. Padme kills Mon Mothma. Padme grows hair everywhere. And shrinks. She becomes Salicous Crumb.


    (pan down)

    Jar Jar's head floating in space, followed by Slave I....




    I stole this fom George. You'll see in three years! You'll see!



    JK JK! :p
  25. Jedisith1138 Jedi Master

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    Sometime durring the movie, some space bug thing is seen opening his eyes, say "Wow that was a crazy dream," and go back to sleep, and the movie continues on.
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