I think that the Jedi will be revealed as Heterosexuals, and the Sith as Homosexuals, as the Heteros are based on (Obi-Wan = John F. Kennedy, Mace = The Big Show, Yoda = Mini-Me). The Homos are made of (Vader = Tiny Toon, Sidious = Leonardo Dicaprio, and Maul = Tommy Lee Jones). And I think that Earth was actually Tatooine's brother, with no face, and the face was actually a piece of fried cheese. Now stay with me, the cheese was on the sandwich of the first Jedi(Heteros), and it exploded forming the galaxy. Anakin isn't the chosen one, he's simply a bottle of ketchup, and he turns into mustard after joining Sidious. After falling through a crack in time, Doc Brown and Marty Mcfly, come, and learn the ways of the Jedi, they both get lightsabers and destroy the Sith way, this is why the Sith hate the Jedi. Plus, the actual Chosen one is Neo, but Neo had another bad movie to make, so he wasn't available. So they chose the next closest film on the rack, and that was Shattered Glass, hence Hayden's apperance. So then Hayden fought Jackie Chan, and Jet Li. Jackie Chan used his spinning moonsault and duck like reflexes to eat Hayden's face with some cheetos. Then Rocky comes back, and faces the son of Apollo Creed, Joe Creed. Then as the fight nears the end, Mr. T runs into the ring with a mop (not a part of his character, he was really cleaning the floor), and stabs both of them through the heart. I think this could be a nice tie-in to the movies, what do you think?