*OFFICIAL THREAD* PT/Episode III Humor Thread

these are hilarious, keep em coming

 

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"Got Preparation H?"

 

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Now, class. If you bisect this right angle here, you get a perfect 45-degr...*Aack*

Anakin: Not another lecture.

 

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Anakin: What's so funny?

Obi-Wan: From this position, I could SO kick your arse!

Anakin: Shpsh! Yeah, sure. You wish.

Obi-Wan: Yeah, that Sith Lord I killed didn't fare too well with it.

Anakin: I'll keep that in mind if we ever have to duel, Master. Excuse me while I go meet the public.

 

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Dooku: Hey, look! "A!" Get it? "A" for Anakin. I made a funny!

Obi-Wan: Ugh! Man, not even I sound this corny!

Anakin: Ooh, you gonna die.

 

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Padme, seriously, we HAVE to talk!

 

wth...

 

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Having tired of their duel, the two heroes decide to let their hands take over:

Obi-Hand: If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: my lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth the rough touch with a gentle kiss.

Ani-Hand: Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Obi-Hand: Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Ani-Hand: Ay, pilgrim, lips are things to use in prayer.

Obi-Hand: Oh...O then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.


Obi-Wan and Anakin: ALRIGHT! KNOCK IT OFF!

 

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"I hate fire... it burns and cooks my skin off.... and it gets everywhere."

 

"Eegad! My pants burned off! I'm NAKED here!"

 

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Only YOU can prevent global warming!

 

hehehehe

 

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But, sir, no one ever worries about upsetting a DROID!

 

Cute. I like that one about upsetting a droid. Though in this case it's part-droid.

 

Nobody worries about upsetting a droid... unless you mean THAT droid.

 

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Anakin: "Obiwan, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited."
Obiwan: "Sorry sweetheart, I wouldn't have time for anything else."

 

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No, Obi-Wan. You shall not have her apartment. Your love for it has clearly clouded your mind. We, however, have other intentions.

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From here, you will witness the final destruction of the apartment, and the end of your insignificant ambitions!

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NOOOOOOO!!

 

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Obi Wan: "Are you checking out my package...."

Anakin (blushes and looks away): NO.......


(mods, feel free to edit if thats a little too much)

 

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Yoda: "A disturbance I sense....."

(yoda farts)

Obi Wan: "Well if we hadn't of eaten all those buritos we could be out fighting the sith right now...."

Mace: "By the force Yoda, that **** stinks!"

 

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I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY EYE LASERS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Focus Anakin! How many fingers am I holding up!

 

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Stop. What are we looking at?

Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything
that happens now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

We missed it.

When?

Just now.

When will then be now?

Soon.

 

Excellent!!!!
or it could go:


"There's no such thing as global warming."

"Only a Sith deals with absolutes."

 

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Yes Sir!

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At last we will reveal ourselfs to the milk chocolate.
At last we will have revenge!

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We Are all Doomed!

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The Spider bite gave him amazing powers!

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The End has Come!

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This is surely not the droid your looking for.

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Exposed You have been Dooku!

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I just wanted to have a tea party with you!