*OFFICIAL THREAD* PT/Episode III Humor Thread

Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by ST-TPM-ASF-TNE, Dec 24, 2001.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Moderators: Bazinga'd
  1. JediLaura01 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2001
    star 3
    OBI-WAN: "Am I the father?"

    PADME': ::Looks down in shame::

    OBI-WAN: "I'm so sorry."
  2. Chewbacca_11 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2005
    star 1

    =D=
  3. That_Random_Jedi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 14, 2005
    star 3
    Sidious: *looking in his pants* "Riiise..."
  4. JediLaura01 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 20, 2001
    star 3
    lmao, that's a really good one!
  5. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    Noooooos

    http://darthvaderno.ytmnd.com/
    http://darevader.ytmnd.com/ listen close on start of this one a woman says something
    http://vadercoaster.ytmnd.com/
    http://vaderreverse.ytmnd.com/
    http://darthpaddleball.ytmnd.com/
    http://vadervsluke.ytmnd.com/
  6. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    Suddenly, CHEWBACCA climbs up behind the AT-ST CLONE, dripping wet, and throws the CLONE SERGEANT into the water. CHEWIE BARKS.

    CREATURE: Right you are, Chewbacca. Faster that will be.

    TARFFUL jumps up in the boat, and the CREATURE takes off his hair. It is Yoda.

    YODA: Stink, this mud does. A moment to bathe, give me.

    YODA, covered with mud, jumps into the water. TARFFUL climbs onto the AT-ST with CHEWBACCA. YODA is out of the water and putting his robes back on.
  7. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    [image=http://www.yankidank.com/gallery/albums/art/ipod_spoof_01.jpg]

    [image=http://www.tevildiel.com/humor/sw.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/yoda.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/sw2.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/orli_sw.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/lotrswhp.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/gollum3.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/ewoks.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/Lightsabers.jpg]

    [image=http://arwen-undomiel.com/humor/Legolas_jedi.jpg]

  8. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    Happy Holidays ;)
    [image=http://www.creaturecantina.com/news_images/2005/0518/rudolph.JPG]
  9. MystikalMaceWindu Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2005
    star 3
    (up high in a loft, above Naboo Lake....)
    Obi-Wan: Tom's the father, isn't he?
    Katie Holmes holds her head in shame.
    Obi-Wan: I'm so sorry....
  10. Gobi-1 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 22, 2002
    star 5
    A deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith.

    [image=http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2740/padawanschristmas7sm.jpg]

  11. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    nice one Gobi
  12. jedigamer567 Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Dec 10, 2005
    Vader:"Noooooooooo!!!!!!(cough)(hack)(wheeze)"
    *Vader topples over*

    Palpatine:"Crap!! How do I keep losing apprentices like this!?"
  13. Jingle_Phelps Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Dec 11, 2002
    star 2
    Gobi-1, that was awesome.
  14. Lord_Kosh Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2005
    star 2
    I have not read all 66 pages, but the ones I read did not have this.... I poste this idea in a local board on this site, but I think it fits well here, too......


    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Just thought of something funny.....A Christmas Carrol...with all-Star Wars cast!

    The stage play stays the same as do the lines, but whenever possible, the SW character personalities come into play...and SW technology and equipment come into play as is appropriate. So Vader won't just chop the ghosts with his lightsaber, but he can use it to carve the goose. Bob(Luke) carries Tiny Tim(Yoda) on his backpack (from ESB). All of Tiny Tim's lines are also now in Yoda-speak.

    I haven't figured where Lando and Chewie fit in or other SW Expanded Universe characters, but here is the Cast:

    Scrooge: Vader(in full costume)
    Scrooge's girlfriend from his youth(Anakin): Padme (Ep II)

    Ghost of Xmas Past: Qui-Gon Gin
    Ghost of Xmas Present: Obi-wan(Older...and as a spirit)
    Ghost of Xmas Future: Palpatine(ESB or RotJ)
    Jacob Marley: Maul or Dooku...can tell Vader how practicing the dark side caused each of his chain links to be formed...

    Scrooge's Nephew: Han(post-RotJ)
    Nephew's wife: Leia(post-RotJ)

    Bob Cratchet: Luke(post-RotJ)
    Mrs. Cratchet: Mara
    Tiny Tim: Yoda...even has the crutch/cane
    Rest of the kids: Ben Skywalker, assorted ewoks, Cindel from Ewok movies

    Business men: Nute Gunray and his helpers...grab the CIG leaders for extras
    Undertaker: Jabba the Hutt...his cronies can be the random people stealing things off the bodies.
    Boy that gets the Goose for Scrooge: Jar Jar...but he has to use Gunganese when talking to Scrooge.


    Thoughts? Revisions?
  15. Ceethreepio Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 4, 2003
    star 5
    [image=http://rebzombie.blogs.friendster.com/photos/uncategorized/jediyounglingsslaughter2.jpg]

    Obi-wan: Aww they are sleeping.
    Yoda: Sleeping they aren't, dead they are.
    Dr. McCoy walks in
    Dr. McCoy: They are dead Jim
  16. masterluke9 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2005
    star 4
    Yoda: A braid you must have Anakin, impossible for me to hitch a ride on that mullet.
  17. DARTHLINK Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2005
    star 3
    Can i write this fan fiction?
  18. Commander5052 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2005
    star 4
    Palps:Commander Bly. Execute Order 67.
    Bly:It will be done, my lord. *puts on Stormie armor*
    Clone trooper: Look! Luke Skywalker!
    *the troopers fire and miss abysmaly*
    Order 67: Get new armor, new weapons, and lose the ability to kill main characters.
  19. Lord_Kosh Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2005
    star 2
    As long as I get to help!!!:) Maybe this weekend, I'll grab the book so I can get the precise lines....to re-write with SW characters in mind. All I ask is that you let me read it too...
  20. Lord_Kosh Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2005
    star 2
    I have another one for this picture:


    "Twas the Knight before Empire"

    Twas the Knight before Empire
    and all through the temple
    Not a jedi was stirring,
    not even the simple.

    ...


    Little Padawans
    all tucked in their beds
    with visions of lightsabers
    straight throught their heads

    Yoda and Obi saw
    their forever sleep sound
    Antillies with shovels
    to plant them in ground
  21. Lord_Kosh Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2005
    star 2
    Folled by Order 68: All equipment must be easily destroyed (death stars,fighters,etc...)
  22. DARTHLINK Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 24, 2005
    star 3
    Okay! I'll let you read it. (Is now starting to write the story)
  23. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2

    Here Ill add this to my list
    http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/
    http://blackdarth.ytmnd.com/
    http://vadersings.ytmnd.com/ keep listening lot of songs
    http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
    http://starwarsnoooos.ytmnd.com/
    http://potterspoilerluke.ytmnd.com/
    http://grievous.ytmnd.com/ Dance Party!
    http://obivsbowie.ytmnd.com/
    http://starwarsdisco.ytmnd.com/ Disco!
    http://whatishoth.ytmnd.com/ Wierd
    http://whatisstarwars.ytmnd.com/ Wierd a little like the one above
    http://starwarsluau.ytmnd.com/ Luau!
    http://canttouchwindu.ytmnd.com/

  24. lightthunder1 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 11, 2005
    star 1
    Obi-wan ""you were my diet soda I loved you""[face_laugh]

    why does anakin have poop on his pants maby because eats to much
  25. MonkeytheJedi Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2005
    star 2
    *Why the chicken crossed the road in the words of the Star Wars characters!!*




    Yoda:
    Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

    Vader:
    Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

    Luke:
    Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

    Leia:
    I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

    Han:
    Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

    Threepio:
    I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

    Artoo:
    beep beep be bop.

    Chewie:
    Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

    Ben:
    Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

    Boba Fett:
    What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

    Wedge:
    My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

    Jerjerrod:
    The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

    Bib:
    Die chicken wanga?

    Biggs:
    At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

    Tarkin:
    The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

    Uncle Owen:
    I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

    Aunt Beru:
    He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

    Admiral Ackbar:
    All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

    Lando:
    Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!

    Emperor:
    Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

    Jabba:
    Bo shuda chicken!
Moderators: Bazinga'd
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.