Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by ST-TPM-ASF-TNE, Dec 24, 2001.
OBI-WAN: "Am I the father?"
PADME': ::Looks down in shame::
OBI-WAN: "I'm so sorry."
Sidious: *looking in his pants* "Riiise..."
lmao, that's a really good one!
http://darevader.ytmnd.com/ listen close on start of this one a woman says something
Suddenly, CHEWBACCA climbs up behind the AT-ST CLONE, dripping wet, and throws the CLONE SERGEANT into the water. CHEWIE BARKS.
CREATURE: Right you are, Chewbacca. Faster that will be.
TARFFUL jumps up in the boat, and the CREATURE takes off his hair. It is Yoda.
YODA: Stink, this mud does. A moment to bathe, give me.
YODA, covered with mud, jumps into the water. TARFFUL climbs onto the AT-ST with CHEWBACCA. YODA is out of the water and putting his robes back on.
(up high in a loft, above Naboo Lake....)
Obi-Wan: Tom's the father, isn't he?
Katie Holmes holds her head in shame.
Obi-Wan: I'm so sorry....
A deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith.
nice one Gobi
*Vader topples over*
Palpatine:"Crap!! How do I keep losing apprentices like this!?"
Gobi-1, that was awesome.
I have not read all 66 pages, but the ones I read did not have this.... I poste this idea in a local board on this site, but I think it fits well here, too......
Just thought of something funny.....A Christmas Carrol...with all-Star Wars cast!
The stage play stays the same as do the lines, but whenever possible, the SW character personalities come into play...and SW technology and equipment come into play as is appropriate. So Vader won't just chop the ghosts with his lightsaber, but he can use it to carve the goose. Bob(Luke) carries Tiny Tim(Yoda) on his backpack (from ESB). All of Tiny Tim's lines are also now in Yoda-speak.
I haven't figured where Lando and Chewie fit in or other SW Expanded Universe characters, but here is the Cast:
Scrooge: Vader(in full costume)
Scrooge's girlfriend from his youth(Anakin): Padme (Ep II)
Ghost of Xmas Past: Qui-Gon Gin
Ghost of Xmas Present: Obi-wan(Older...and as a spirit)
Ghost of Xmas Future: Palpatine(ESB or RotJ)
Jacob Marley: Maul or Dooku...can tell Vader how practicing the dark side caused each of his chain links to be formed...
Scrooge's Nephew: Han(post-RotJ)
Nephew's wife: Leia(post-RotJ)
Bob Cratchet: Luke(post-RotJ)
Mrs. Cratchet: Mara
Tiny Tim: Yoda...even has the crutch/cane
Rest of the kids: Ben Skywalker, assorted ewoks, Cindel from Ewok movies
Business men: Nute Gunray and his helpers...grab the CIG leaders for extras
Undertaker: Jabba the Hutt...his cronies can be the random people stealing things off the bodies.
Boy that gets the Goose for Scrooge: Jar Jar...but he has to use Gunganese when talking to Scrooge.
Obi-wan: Aww they are sleeping.
Yoda: Sleeping they aren't, dead they are.
Dr. McCoy walks in
Dr. McCoy: They are dead Jim
Yoda: A braid you must have Anakin, impossible for me to hitch a ride on that mullet.
Can i write this fan fiction?
Palps:Commander Bly. Execute Order 67.
Bly:It will be done, my lord. *puts on Stormie armor*
Clone trooper: Look! Luke Skywalker!
*the troopers fire and miss abysmaly*
Order 67: Get new armor, new weapons, and lose the ability to kill main characters.
As long as I get to help!!! Maybe this weekend, I'll grab the book so I can get the precise lines....to re-write with SW characters in mind. All I ask is that you let me read it too...
I have another one for this picture:
"Twas the Knight before Empire"
Twas the Knight before Empire
and all through the temple
Not a jedi was stirring,
not even the simple.
all tucked in their beds
with visions of lightsabers
straight throught their heads
Yoda and Obi saw
their forever sleep sound
Antillies with shovels
to plant them in ground
Folled by Order 68: All equipment must be easily destroyed (death stars,fighters,etc...)
Okay! I'll let you read it. (Is now starting to write the story)
Here Ill add this to my list
http://vadersings.ytmnd.com/ keep listening lot of songs
http://grievous.ytmnd.com/ Dance Party!
http://whatisstarwars.ytmnd.com/ Wierd a little like the one above
Obi-wan ""you were my diet soda I loved you""
why does anakin have poop on his pants maby because eats to much
*Why the chicken crossed the road in the words of the Star Wars characters!!*
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
beep beep be bop.
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
Die chicken wanga?
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
Bo shuda chicken!