JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

Page 10 of 29
Moderators: Darth McClain, GrandAdmiralJello, JoinTheSchwarz, Katya Jade, Lowbacca_1977, MarcusP2, NYCitygurl, Rogue1-and-a-half, SuperWatto, The2ndQuest

  1. PRENNTACULAR VIP

    Member Since:
    Dec 21, 2005
    star 6
    PRENNTACULAR, Sep 11, 2012 at 5:52 PM
    #226

  2. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    *headdesk*
    Juliet316, Sep 11, 2012 at 5:59 PM
    #227

  3. Violent Violet Menace Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2004
    star 4
    Violent Violet Menace, Sep 13, 2012 at 7:44 AM
    #228

  4. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2007
    star 6
    That's funny
    TheGuardianofArlon, Sep 13, 2012 at 7:55 AM
    #229

  5. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    Juliet316, Sep 19, 2012 at 3:27 PM
    #230

  6. Ender_Sai Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 8
    Ender_Sai, Sep 19, 2012 at 4:13 PM
    #231

  7. RC-1991 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 2, 2009
    star 4
    RC-1991, Sep 20, 2012 at 9:08 AM
    #232

  8. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    Souderwan, Sep 20, 2012 at 9:48 AM
    #233
    Ender_Sai likes this.

  9. Darth Morella Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 5, 2004
    star 6
    Darth Morella, Sep 20, 2012 at 10:08 AM
    #234

  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Dec 14, 2000
    star 9
    Eel inside (and stuff like that).

    Hospital removes eel from man's bum

    jp-30, Sep 22, 2012 at 7:16 PM
    #235

  11. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    Juliet316, Sep 22, 2012 at 8:19 PM
    #236

  12. Violent Violet Menace Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2004
    star 4
    Well, of course the tiger won't be "euthanized". That implies that the tiger wants to die. :p
    Violent Violet Menace, Sep 23, 2012 at 2:12 AM
    #237

  13. Aytee-Aytee Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    Naked man suffocated in condom

    A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard.


    Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.
    The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May. Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months.
    'He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.'
    Aytee-Aytee, Sep 23, 2012 at 8:21 PM
    #238

  14. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    This has got to win the Darwin award of the year. I really can't imagine anything topping this.
    Juliet316, Sep 23, 2012 at 8:42 PM
    #239
    RC-1991 likes this.

  15. DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 23, 2009
    star 4
    Why is this story making me think of those full-body condoms from the first Naked Gun movie?
    DantheJedi, Sep 24, 2012 at 8:23 AM
    #240
    Juliet316 likes this.

  16. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2007
    star 6
    You want to laugh...but...

    edit: I thought of an ironic thing: He dies putting a condom on his head which said tool is used to prevent creating new life.

    Oh irony...you are always there haunting..
    Last edited by TheGuardianofArlon, Sep 24, 2012
    TheGuardianofArlon, Sep 24, 2012 at 8:39 AM
    #241

  17. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 3, 2005
    star 6
    I don't think you know what irony means...
    Souderwan, Sep 24, 2012 at 10:44 AM
    #242
    JoinTheSchwarz likes this.

  18. Aytee-Aytee Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    All much stranger given that the article mentions he was HIV positive.

    Meaning that he obviously had no freakin clue what to do with a condom.


    It's like...Final Destination With Condoms.
    Aytee-Aytee, Sep 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM
    #243
    Darth-Ghost likes this.

  19. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    Juliet316, Sep 25, 2012 at 11:44 PM
    #244

  20. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    Juliet316, Sep 28, 2012 at 1:49 AM
    #245

  21. RC-1991 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 2, 2009
    star 4
    And I thought my university had a bad rep as a party school.
    RC-1991, Sep 28, 2012 at 10:16 AM
    #246

  22. Aytee-Aytee Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 20, 2008
    star 5
    The Onion spoofs Iran news agency on Obama-Ahmadinejad story

    [IMG]
    Aytee-Aytee, Sep 28, 2012 at 4:48 PM
    #247
    RC-1991, Darth-Ghost and Juliet316 like this.

  23. Juliet316 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 27, 2005
    star 6
    [face_laugh]
    Juliet316, Sep 28, 2012 at 5:17 PM
    #248

  24. Summer Dreamer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2003
    star 6
    Summer Dreamer, Oct 2, 2012 at 7:57 PM
    #249

  25. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2007
    star 6
    Response to the anime thing: What the heck?

    Pig thing: Sad, and maybe ironic?
    TheGuardianofArlon, Oct 2, 2012 at 8:04 PM
    #250
Page 10 of 29
Moderators: Darth McClain, GrandAdmiralJello, JoinTheSchwarz, Katya Jade, Lowbacca_1977, MarcusP2, NYCitygurl, Rogue1-and-a-half, SuperWatto, The2ndQuest