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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. PRENNTACULAR

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  2. Juliet316

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    *headdesk*
     
  3. Violent Violet Menace

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  4. TheGuardianofArlon

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  5. Juliet316

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  8. Souderwan

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    I actually met this guy a few years back. We got quite a bit of training on this when it happened.
     
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  9. Darth Morella

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    Just in time for Talk like a Pirate Day.
     
  10. jp-30

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    Eel inside (and stuff like that).

    Hospital removes eel from man's bum

     
  11. Juliet316

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  12. Violent Violet Menace

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    Well, of course the tiger won't be "euthanized". That implies that the tiger wants to die. :p
     
  13. Aytee-Aytee

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    Naked man suffocated in condom

    A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard.


    Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.
    The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May. Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months.
    'He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.'
     
  14. Juliet316

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    This has got to win the Darwin award of the year. I really can't imagine anything topping this.
     
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  15. DantheJedi

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    Why is this story making me think of those full-body condoms from the first Naked Gun movie?
     
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  16. TheGuardianofArlon

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    You want to laugh...but...

    edit: I thought of an ironic thing: He dies putting a condom on his head which said tool is used to prevent creating new life.

    Oh irony...you are always there haunting..
     
  17. Souderwan

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    I don't think you know what irony means...
     
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  18. Aytee-Aytee

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    All much stranger given that the article mentions he was HIV positive.

    Meaning that he obviously had no freakin clue what to do with a condom.


    It's like...Final Destination With Condoms.
     
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  19. Juliet316

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  21. RC-1991

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    And I thought my university had a bad rep as a party school.
     
  22. Aytee-Aytee

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    The Onion spoofs Iran news agency on Obama-Ahmadinejad story

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Juliet316

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  25. TheGuardianofArlon

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    Response to the anime thing: What the heck?

    Pig thing: Sad, and maybe ironic?