Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.
Food fight breaks out at frozen food section of Wal-Mart
Police called to drug rehab center.
"The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire....on all fours and growling at them....successfully tased...attempted to eat the Taser cords....'spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’”
Well sounds like this guy needed a mental health eval more than a detox program.
Actually I think I've stumbled upon one just as whacky:
man...broke into a home to steal TV but then masturbated & defecated after the homeowner pulled a gun
Charlie Brown voice actor arrested for stalking.
Okay, yes, I acknowledge that this is all horribly sad and I do hope that guy gets the help that he needs. Now that I've said all that . . . somewhere around "attempted to eat the Taser cords" I just started laughing uncontrollably and haven't been able to stop.
I think I lost it around the time of "On all fours and growling at them."
Personally I started to chuckle at "the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire." Then I completely lost it at "The man then attempted to eat the Taser cords..."
This isn't recent, but in one of those "LOL, funny pictures"-websites I saw a facsimile of a small town newspaper article a few days ago, that was about a burglar having been caught in the act, because during his looting upstairs, he couldn't help but laugh at the apparently very funny joke the resident husbband had told his wife downstairs.
Needless to say, he didn't have the last laugh.
Those racist bastards at Lucasfilm and Lego are at it again.
“The terrorist Jabba the Hutt likes to smoke a hookah and have his victims killed....It is clear that the ugly figure of Jabba and the whole scene smacks of racial prejudice and vulgar insinuations against Asians and Orientals as people with deceitful and criminal personalities.”
I hate it when that happens.
I remember years ago, there was a user at these boards who made a similar complaint. He argued that the cowardly Nute Gunray and Rune Haako were based on old stereotypes of Far Eastern people, and Watto was apparently based on Mexicans or Arabs or something according to him... He argued this based on their mannerisms and accents. Stereotypes are such a sensitive issue that often it's hard to know which is more offensive: using them as inspiration, or noticing where the inspiration came from?
'stoner mice' ruin police evidence.
Woman tries to kill her husband by poisoning her vagina...
Tests apparently revealed the woman had placed enough of the unnamed poison in her vagina to kill both her and her husband. She has since received medical treatment, although sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder.
Good news, but still wacky news (reminds me of Frankenstein):
Reality Star Couple spent $10M fortune ahead of Mayan apocalypse
You know what they say about a fool and their money.....
Dewayne Patterson, Renaldo Jackson Stole $65,000 In Chicken Wings Amid Shortage
Wait wait...where the hell did they get $10mil from? Last I heard they were both broke after she plasticized herself.
Who the hell knows? That does make it all the more hilarious.
The wings, however, were never found.
That's the sort of stuff they spent the money on, pre-apocalypse.
"Modesty squads" patrol ultra-Orthodox Jewish Brooklyn neighborhood
I wonder if there's a polite way to tell these guys to shut the **** up and mind your own business....
R 1.5 edit: corrected the hyperlink, which had an extra t in it or something.
Evil wacky news... a real-life Professor Umbridge...
This teacher forced her 6th grade students to scrape their fingers against sandpaper until their fingertips bled... tracing the words they got wrong on a spelling test, and told them to be quiet when the complained of the pain and were too terrified to speak out
Florida sixth grader Josh Sommer is upset that a school assignment has left him with a bloody scabbed fingertip.Anna Garrett, a teacher at Burns Middle School in Brandon, Fla., handed students corrected spelling exams and told students to trace each corrected word five times on sandpaper, five times a day for five consecutive days. Josh, 11 years old, tells WFTS that his finger started to bleed by the 125th repetition."Then by the end of the time, my whole table was bleeding," he told WFTS. When students complained about the pain, the teacher reportedly told the children to sit down and keep quiet. "I didn't want to get yelled at by my teacher."Parents are accusing Garrett, an educator of 27 years, of abusing children. She is on paid administrative leave until school officials complete an investigation and determine whether to bring her back into the classroom. The local sheriff's office is also investigating the incident."We do encourage teachers to think outside of the box and do things that may be more innovative, but if this is something that hurts kids, then it's clearly something we would discourage," Hillsborough School District spokesperson Steve Hegerty told WTSP.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/sandpaper-spelling-assign_n_2581732.html
I tried a similar thing in my neighborhood.
Reaction was mixed.
Entirely negative, actually.