Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.
Icelandic Girl Wins Her Given Name
Did Cookie Monster do it?
'Hiccup cure' leads to soldier's death.
Well, I guess that did stop them
Amber Alert called off for girl who doesn't exist..
Lennay Kekua unavailable for comment.
Japanese pop star has head shaved for breaking band rules: no dating boys
Escaped horses cause car pile up in Oklahoma.
The horses — a light brown mare and her colt — broke loose from their field and were first spotted about 4 a.m . . . Officials said the horses were finally rounded up shortly after noon local time.
Only in Oklahoma would it take police, animal control and random civilians over eight hours to catch two horses.
Two miniature horses.
ADULT actress Coco Brown is training to be the first porn star in space.
The 32-year-old star of Black Panty Chronicles 2 and Big Booty Bomb 2, has paid £64,000 to be part of a private Dutch mission due to blast off in spring 2014.
Close Encounters of the Booty Kind? Space Caboose? Apollo 69? Consummation Day?
Let's come up with titles!
The Black Hole.
And here I was attempting to spoof space-related movie titles.
Now where did I leave my horse?
Actually, I think it's quite cool that they've made the announcement that it is indeed, Richard the III.
Hopefully not with this guy.
“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”
So, I open up the Internet today, Yahoo pops up, and the featured news story, the first thing I see on the Internet today, is........
DID BEYONCE FLASH AN ILLUMINATI SIGN AT THE SUPERBOWL?
I think this belongs more in the Derp thread, but either way...(Conspiracy nuts are also blaming the Illuminati for the blackout)
The whole paragraph where that quote is belongs in some kind of comedy hall of fame. "I ain't going to lie," he says and then drops the one line you never, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to hear someone say. Check out the link for the line; I hesitate to actually post it here.
Hitchhiker fights 'Jesus' with hatchet.
I wasn't going to click the link, because there's no way the story was going to live up to that headline. But I just couldn't resist.
"Smash. Smash. SMASH!"
Colbert has a fantastic segment on it.
Australian Kids Banned from Birthday Tradition at School
Here's what's wrong with America.....Hit and Run: Chick Fil A mascot is run over by a woman trying to get to the drive through.
Woman arrested for hit-and-run after allegedly hitting teen wearing cow costume outside Chick-fil-A
Best headline ever.
Update to the stolen $65,000 chicken wings story.