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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. Yoda_S

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  4. jp-30

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    Well, I guess that did stop them
     
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  8. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    The horses — a light brown mare and her colt — broke loose from their field and were first spotted about 4 a.m . . . Officials said the horses were finally rounded up shortly after noon local time.

    Only in Oklahoma would it take police, animal control and random civilians over eight hours to catch two horses.

    Two miniature horses.
     
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  10. Violent Violet Menace

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    Close Encounters of the Booty Kind? Space Caboose? Apollo 69? Consummation Day?

    Let's come up with titles! :p
     
  11. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    The Black Hole.
     
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  12. Violent Violet Menace

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    And here I was attempting to spoof space-related movie titles. :p
     
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    Hopefully not with this guy.
    “I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.”
     
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    I think this belongs more in the Derp thread, but either way...:oops:(Conspiracy nuts are also blaming the Illuminati for the blackout)
     
  18. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    The whole paragraph where that quote is belongs in some kind of comedy hall of fame. "I ain't going to lie," he says and then drops the one line you never, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to hear someone say. Check out the link for the line; I hesitate to actually post it here.
     
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    "Smash. Smash. SMASH!"
     
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  22. Yoda_S

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    Woman arrested for hit-and-run after allegedly hitting teen wearing cow costume outside Chick-fil-A


    Best headline ever.
     
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