JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Also I think I maybe buying a stockpile of Energizer batteries in the future, because seven hours? Damn.

 

It just keeps going, and going, and going...

 

Hyenas that escaped from zoo recaptured.

 

Her boyfriend is believed to have jumped and fled when the lion joined the party.

“Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape

My ******* hero.

 

yeah, that shaft is one bad mutha...

 

Russian court delays dead man's trial.

 

Dad hacks game for daughter

 

Uhh, what? Of course the court is trying to prosecute a dead guy--he might owe taxes that can be collected from his estate. As the Wicked Witch said, "What a world.."

 

Minor League hockey player breaks into house he thought was his own while drunk.

 

Facebook knows your religion, political affiliation, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender, and even your IQ just by the things you "LIKE" of Facebook.


People with high IQ tend to "like"
*Curly Fries
*Morgan Freeman's voice
*Thunderstorms
*the Daily Show
*the Godfather
*Mozart
*To Kill a Mockingbird
*Science


http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2...cebook-likes-reveals-everything-about-you.cnn

 

This is a wacky, HAPPY story...

A woman discovers that her friend and co-employee is actually her niece, who her brother had to give up for adoption

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/facebook-post-leads-family-discovery-180438646.html

 

That is a nice story, but how do you work with someone for 4 years, consider them a friend, and NOT know their birthday?

 

I find that creepy.

Oh well, Facebook won't get much from me. I only "Like":

- Doombuggies.com
- Marc Davis
- Guinness

 

They were facebook friends. I think that they never discussed the adoption thing before. It was her brother, so why bring it up, and it seems like the niece thought of her adoptive parents as her real parents.

 

Bieber worked his ass off

 

TMZ reports rapper Lil' Wayne at death's door. Then friends tweet out he's fine.

 

He was just fed after midnight

 

Gun, vagina. drugs, butt.

 

Lol.

 

"I know someone who could hide a machine gun up there"

... what?

 

Vaginal Hammerspace?

 

That's amazing. You gotta have nerves of steel to put a gun with three live rounds up your vagina.

Ada, Oklahoma too. I've been there a couple of times.

 

And these are the same WGN anchors who reported about a 'plane crash' that turned out to be a movie shoot.

 

2 inmates escape from Canadian prison via Helicopter:

http://news.yahoo.com/2-inmates-escape-quebec-prison-helicopter-234558001.html