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Prague presents the hook up train!

 

EU finds time to tell restaurants how to serve olive oil

 

Don't worry, the EU isn't canon anyway.

 

Eh the olive oil rule might not be entirely necessary, but what else is a bureaucracy supposed to do? Dealing with the economic problems with the euro is the job of the politicians, and so far they can't seem to agree how to go about doing that.

 

Dammit! I was drinking Sprite when I read that!

Olympic Gymnast gets surprise drug test prior to TV appearance.

 

Man sets up hidden cameras to film evidence of ghosts in his apartment.....but catches his girlfriend banging his 16 year old son instead.

 

Well, I wouldn't say instead -- he did find the source of that strange nightly moaning after all!

 

EW.

 

Former UFC Fighter sues sex shop; claims gel he bought there destroyed his penis.

 

Man says no to sex.... girlfriend bites his penis.

Operation "Pretend I Didn't Use Steroids" is in full swing.

 

James Lipton used to be a pimp

 

This is awhile ago, but it still goes to the point that sometimes zero tolerance can go to far:

Second graders suspended for using pencils as guns.

 

Pun intended.

Catholic priest pulls out of boyscouts

 

'Liked' since nobody ended up seriously injured or hurt.

 

Jesse Ventura to run for President in 2016, with Howard Stern as VP?

I'm all for radical ideas, but this seems TOO radical.....

 

Llama spits in cop's face..... Cops tase llama.

 

The future of humanity?










http://finance.yahoo.com/news/human-face-might-look-100-171207969.html

 

How does Bolivia deal with a murdering rapist?

Enraged, more than 200 community members seized Ramos and buried him alive alongside his alleged victim.

Buried alive....buried alive....

 

Homo sapiens animés

 

So humanity will evolve to have eyes like the kids in Margaret Keane paintings?

(Do A GIS search, and learn a bit about 1970s kitsch)

 

Apparently someone at Etsy didn't get a bad feeling about this when they designed the Han Solo in Carbonite Light Switch.


"You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"

 

Well, that's certainly an interesting place to put the light switch, to say the least.