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JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  2. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    would this count as discrimination?
     
  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It really wasn't discriminatory, just some legal falter-all.

    I'm surprised there aren't more posts going "JEDIOVERLORD!!!!!1111!!!1", though.
     
  4. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Google sued after map directions lead to accident

    [face_flag]
     
  6. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  7. rhonderoo

    rhonderoo Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not wacky, but not worth it's own thread:

    Al Gore and his wife Tipper decide to separate

    Washington (CNN) - Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have sent
    an e-mail to family friends announcing a mutual decision to separate, a longtime family friend told CNN.

    "We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate," the message said.

    (Read the entire e-mail here.)

    "This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further."

    Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider confirmed the authenticity of the e-mail but decline to comment further.

    The couple, married for 40 years, has four grown children.






     
  8. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  9. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I am not manufacturing explosive devices.
     
  10. Jose-Mourinho

    Jose-Mourinho Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Looks like it was a nooner.
     
  11. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    Batman arrested in Hollywood(link to video)



    Found via NBC LA, comes this unlikely footage of a somewhat disheveled looking Batman being taken away by the LAPD In front of the Hollywood and Highland complex.

    While it is legal for Hollywood street performers to accept tips, they are prohibited from actively soliciting money. What might to some seem an arbitrary distinction is in fact a very serious matter to the Hollywood Entertainment District, which has seen a rise in complaints over the past five years about the costumed characters.

    In a sweep of the area, undercover agents charged the superheroes with loitering and impeding the flow of traffic, and by the end of the day less than six performers remained on the tourist saturated strip.

    The city is considering a new ordinance to deal with the problem, but as Gordon Tokumatsu ominously concludes in his report, the era of the costumed character on Hollywood blvd. might be coming to an end.


     
  12. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [face_laugh]
    This is for all you guys...
    [image=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DSacI0cV-t4/SrUSdniH_LI/AAAAAAAAATc/ifoXVM3WvOQ/s400/Mystery-Creatures-Body-Found-in-Panama.jpg]
     
  13. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    This is at least as sad as it is wacky, but you can't tell me it's not cinematic. In a horrible, "Unrated In The US!!!" kind of way, anyhow. The real question is who should direct the "based on a true story" film.

    I'm really torn between John Waters and Quentin Tarantino.
     
  14. Yodasbadgirl1

    Yodasbadgirl1 Jedi Knight star 5

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    A MAN has been banned from a public park ? after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.

    William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.

    It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

    It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town?s sheriff court.

    Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail ? on the condition that he stays away from Central Park. Last night Shaw was unavailable to discuss the allegations at his flat.

    A neighbour said: ?I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad.?

    Shaw is due to stand trial next month. He was also accused of committing the offence while on bail for another matter from November 2007.

    It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.

    In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.

    In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.
     
  15. jp-30

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    [image=http://sickbastard.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/tree_lady.jpg]
     
  16. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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  17. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I heard this on the news today and immediately thought of this place. lol

    btw, Montie is going to be so sad you posted this first. :p
     
  18. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Burger van caught distributing porn
    Ohh, "Wacky" news, I thought it said "Whackoff" news.

     
  19. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    http://www.timeslive.co.za/world/article505813.ece/German-student-attacks-Hell-rsquo-s-Angels-with-puppy

    German student attacks Hell?s Angels with puppy
    Jun 16, 2010 3:07 PM | By Reuter

    A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell?s Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

    German police say after making his getaway from the Hell?s Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said.

    He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.
     
  20. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  21. imperial_dork

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  22. World_Cup_Wally

    World_Cup_Wally Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That's hilarious. Apparently, Dix was a bit sloppy out there but held on until the end.
     
  23. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow. FBing that now.
     
  24. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Nanny, 30, died from sexual arousal while watching pornography


     
  25. Wifflesnip

    Wifflesnip Jedi Youngling star 2

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    WHAT THE ****. Where did he get the puppy? Did he hot-wire the bulldozer, which would have taken some time. Did the Hell's Angels just stand there for the 15 minutes it took for him to get it started and then decide to pursue. Plus, it's a bulldozer it's moving at, what, 10kms/h? Didn't the Hell's Angels have access to a fast chase vehicle, like, I don't know, a motorcycle?!


    This really has to be the most embarrassing way to die, can you imagine the poor police trying to explain it to her parents...or the funeral eulogy?