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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hey, Harpuah!

    Dick Van Dyke 'saved' by porpoises


     
  2. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    He's not dead yet? [face_plain]
     
  3. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, you can thank the dolphins!
     
  4. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I'm so confused and torn... I really like dolphins.... poor things, so out of tune with the energy of humans... unable to detect the beastly terror beneath the surface of that pedosmile and moustache... lovely but stupid creatures - dolphins. :(
     
  5. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    eh hem YEE_HAW
    Buy a truck - get an AK 47 FREE!
    SANFORD, Fla. -- The owner of a Sanford car dealership launched a controversial new campaign Friday: Buy a pickup truck and get a free AK-47 rifle.
    After 33 years in the car business, Nick Ginetta will admit to a gimmick or two to bring in customers.
    "We've given away free gas for a year. We've given away televisions. We've given away trips to the Bahamas," Ginetta said.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    I am not exactly educated on these matters; how does a car dealership get their hands on AK-47s? Is this a weapon anyone can buy?
     
  7. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Probably got contacts in Slovakia.
     
  8. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah, that sounds kind of, sort of, like, really illegal.
     
  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  10. firesaber

    firesaber Jedi Master star 4

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    None if you have to go up against these
    Masters of Drumstick Shaolin...
     
  11. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  14. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  15. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Frog does amazing ET impression with Christmas light as prop.

    [image=http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/036/cache/cuban-tree-frog_3627_990x742.jpg]


    http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/wallpaper/photography/photos/best-pod-august-09/cuban-tree-frog


     
  16. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Everyone, Arlon's back.
     
  18. FlareStorm

    FlareStorm Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    great picture, cute story, happy ending
     
  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Hold my beer while I kill this shark

    "Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer, and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it," a friend who was there explained. As luck would have it, Stevic landed right on the shark's head
     
  20. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  21. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    ...I wonder if the news was stuck to this story because they have nothing else to do.
     
  22. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  23. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A British "sex toy queen" has apparently been the victim of a plot by a disgruntled nanny, who repeatedly tried to poison her with things that are not poisonous.

    http://jezebel.com/5725652/sex-toy-exec-victim-of-worlds-most-inept-poisoning
     
  24. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    To be fair, anything is poisonous past the LD50 level.

    ... It's just obscenely high for sugar, salt, and windshield wiper fluid.
     
  25. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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