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He just needs to claim he was standing his ground.

 

Another 'Slenderman' related attack. This time a girl on her mother.

 

http://mediatakeout.com/248031/ratc...-puffing-on-a-newport-and-drinking-ciroc.html

 

”I came home one night from work and she was in the kitchen waiting for me and she was wearing a mask — a white mask,”

That. Is terrifying.

 

Yes. It is.

 

Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex with an Inflatable Raft for the Third Time in Three Years

 

Third time?

 

I actually enjoy that movie a lot. Culkin isn't that good, but Elijah Wood is fantastic and there are some legitimately pulse pounding moments in it. Written by Ian McEwan believe it or not. Now we know why he called that novel Atonement.

 

World Cup related whacky news:

Couple flying to Brazil for World Cup end up in El Salvador.

 

CIA hatched a plot to make a demonic Osama Bin Laden toy to counter his influence

Makes him look like a certain red-faced Sith Lord, if you ask me....

 

http://www.independent.ie/world-new...surf-at-classical-music-concert-30371249.html

Jabba-wocky

But Dr Glowacki, a Royal Society Research Fellow, was so overcome during the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’ he began lurching from side to side with his hands raised and whooping before attempting to crowd-surf, witnesses claimed.

 

I have no idea why I was tagged for this, but I'll endorse it as legitimately hilarious.

 

Shia Labeouf arrested after disrupting show, spitting at cops, and "Do you know who I am?"

 

I don't think they do, because you're not famous anymore.

 

Design a pizza app....best idea ever

 

Bear falls through skylight, eats birthday cupcakes

http://www.wcnc.com/entertainment/s...kylight-eats-birthday-cupcakes-264930891.html

 

Half an hour later, a bear suspected to be the same animal walked inside another occupied house and was shot and killed by the Juneau Police Department.

Well, that hilarious and heart-warmingly adorable little story went really dark all of a sudden.

 

Colorado Teen arrested after trying to reach ISIS militant she fell in love with over the Internet

Young love, isn't it grand?

 

Her parents and federal investigators tried for months to get her to stop, but she was determined to travel to the Middle East and East Africa and participate in terrorism.

What? I think there are ways to stop people from traveling to the Middle East if they say they're going specifically to participate in terrorism.

And a 19 year old should know better. I was picturing a 14 year old or something.

 

Who says 19 year olds can't be stupid?

 

They can. But falling in love with a Muslim extremist online and then buying a plane ticket to Turkey is really stupid. This girl is college age. She should be stupid by going out and getting wasted.

 

Love makes you do the wacky.

 

Gollum tries to kill daughter over TV dispute

 

72-minute trailer for planned 720-minute long movie released

The film will be shown on every continent, and then be destroyed afterwards.

Talk about .