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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. VadersLaMent

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  2. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Death by tortilla

    http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=7915167
     
  3. VadersLaMent

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  4. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    When you click the picture in the article, notice that the first words in the caption are "Large master.." I'll say.

     
  5. soitscometothis

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    Vibranium?
     
  6. VadersLaMent

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  8. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I really want to know how fast the train was going.
     
  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  10. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Breast milk ice cream

    $24 for 10 oz. That's almost two thirds of a pound, what's the baby gonna drink?
     
  11. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  12. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    75 year old woman disconnects the whole of Armenia from the internet.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/06/georgian-woman-cuts-web-access
     
  13. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I wonder if any of my relatives were affected by that.:p

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
     
  14. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    It's always sad when we lose a language.
     
  16. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It's funny because it sounds like an Onion story, but sad at the same time.
     
  17. VadersLaMent

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  18. jp-30

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  20. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    From yahoo news

    The local news story on the crime, by David Pierce at InsideNova.com, is an absolute must read. Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.

    The man's apprehension by the police is by far the best part of the story:

    Stafford County sheriffs said they went to a nearby McDonald's restaurant for a disturbance call, and the responding officer saw a man--not in a cow suit--there that seemed to match the culprit.

    The suspect was taken back to the Walmart, and management confirmed he was the thief of the pasteurized potion.

    The cow suit was found in the man's car, Kennedy said.

    How did the police officer recognize the thief in non-cow clothing?

    Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.

    "I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.

    He chaffed at our Robin Hood comparison."Problem is, Robin Hood broke the law," he said. "You just can't do that."

    The man was given a summons to appear before court on shoplifting charges.



    [face_laugh]
     
  21. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That's bull.
     
  22. zacparis

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    I hope jp wasn't in North Shore today.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4956336/Tornado-strikes-Auckland-leaves-trail-of-destruction

    Early reports are that the Albany Megacentre shopping mall roof has collapsed and cars have been tossed aside. North Shore police confirmed there were "numerous injuries" caused by the tornado.

    A North Shore police spokesman said emergency services were busy fielding calls from the public with reports of damage to homes and cars.

    The spokesman said it was too early to say how many people had been hurt, but there were calls reporting ''numerous'' injured people.
     
  23. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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    How is that wacky news?
     
  24. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    I guess I wouldn't classify this as WACKY new but I didn't think it deserved its own thread:

    "Home Alone" house for sale:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42916404/ns/business-personal_finance/t/home-alone-house-chicago-suburb-sale/?fb_ref=story_header&fb_source=profile_oneline
     
  25. Harpua

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