JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://sports.yahoo.com/tennis/blog/busted_racquet/post/Video-Maria-Sharapova-finds-dead-spot-on-Austra?urn=ten-310644]Tennis court dead spot Autralian Open[/link]

    It just drops dead, no upward bounce.
  2. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    May 25, 2001
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    Death by tortilla

    http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local/new_york&id=7915167
  3. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://gawker.com/5747324/before-you-sell-a-house-remove-all-dildos]Before You Sell a House, Remove All Dildos
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  4. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight

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    When you click the picture in the article, notice that the first words in the caption are "Large master.." I'll say.

  5. soitscometothis Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 11, 2003
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    Vibranium?
  6. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Actually I think Vibranium is a sound dampener.

    [link=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/02/bill-oreilly-moon-tides_n_817723.html]In a video for Premium Members of his website, Bill O'Reilly doubled down on his statement that the existence of the tides is definitive evidence that God exists.

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  7. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://www.thestarphoenix.com/news/Saskatoon+train+didn+know+what/4250251/story.html]Alcohol gives you SUPER POWERS![/link]
  8. Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod

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    I really want to know how fast the train was going.
  9. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12443363]There can be only one[/link]
  10. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/02/24/london-shop-serving-breast-milk-ice-cream/]Breast milk ice cream[/link]

    $24 for 10 oz. That's almost two thirds of a pound, what's the baby gonna drink?
  11. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    [link=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/03/10/Himmlers-crystal-skull-found-in-Germany/UPI-36291299789168]Crystal skull that once belonged to Heinrich Himmler found in Germany[/link]

    I dare someone to lick it, and they'll probably go into a drug-induced trance, saying "I can see into infinity!".
  12. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    75 year old woman disconnects the whole of Armenia from the internet.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/06/georgian-woman-cuts-web-access
  13. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I wonder if any of my relatives were affected by that.:p

    They beat Boston!: 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: Back-to-Back World Champions :cool:
  14. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    [link=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/8449959/Language-spoken-by-only-two-people-dying-out-as-they-wont-talk-to-each-other.html] Language spoken by only two people dying out as they won't talk to each other [/link]

  15. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    It's always sad when we lose a language.
  16. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    It's funny because it sounds like an Onion story, but sad at the same time.
  17. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [link=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110427/ap_on_re_us/us_grand_canyon_crash]Driver does a Thelma and Louise into the Grand Canyon. LIVES.[/link]
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    [link=http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4934946/Young-Kiwis-fear-apartment-living] The greatest fear for young New Zealanders is the prospect of living in a city apartment, a United Nations survey has found.[/link]

    Eight thousand people aged 18 to 35 in 20 countries were interviewed about their hopes and fears, but young Kiwis were the only ones to list a city apartment as a major fear.

    ...

    [face_laugh]
  19. Darth Gangrenous Game Host

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    [link=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2011/04/26/2011-04-26_robert_watson_rhode_island_lawmaker_who_ripped_pot_smokers_busted_for_marijuana_.html]Rhode Island lawmaker who ripped pot smokers, busted for marijuana possession[/link]
  20. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

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    From yahoo news

    The local news story on the crime, by David Pierce at InsideNova.com, is an absolute must read. Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle." He then began handing out the stolen jugs right outside the store before making his escape, in a sort of bovine interpretation of Robin Hood.

    The man's apprehension by the police is by far the best part of the story:

    Stafford County sheriffs said they went to a nearby McDonald's restaurant for a disturbance call, and the responding officer saw a man--not in a cow suit--there that seemed to match the culprit.

    The suspect was taken back to the Walmart, and management confirmed he was the thief of the pasteurized potion.

    The cow suit was found in the man's car, Kennedy said.

    How did the police officer recognize the thief in non-cow clothing?

    Stafford County Sheriff's office spokesman, Bill Kennedy, tells us that he believes the cow suit did not entirely cover the suspect's face, making him easy to spot at the near-by McDonalds.

    "I gotta tell you it's our first cow shoplifter," Kennedy said of the unusual crime.

    He chaffed at our Robin Hood comparison."Problem is, Robin Hood broke the law," he said. "You just can't do that."

    The man was given a summons to appear before court on shoplifting charges.



    [face_laugh]
  21. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  22. zacparis VIP

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    I hope jp wasn't in North Shore today.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/4956336/Tornado-strikes-Auckland-leaves-trail-of-destruction

    Early reports are that the Albany Megacentre shopping mall roof has collapsed and cars have been tossed aside. North Shore police confirmed there were "numerous injuries" caused by the tornado.

    A North Shore police spokesman said emergency services were busy fielding calls from the public with reports of damage to homes and cars.

    The spokesman said it was too early to say how many people had been hurt, but there were calls reporting ''numerous'' injured people.
  23. TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master

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  24. TiniTinyTony Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 9, 2003
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    I guess I wouldn't classify this as WACKY new but I didn't think it deserved its own thread:

    "Home Alone" house for sale:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42916404/ns/business-personal_finance/t/home-alone-house-chicago-suburb-sale/?fb_ref=story_header&fb_source=profile_oneline
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    Mar 12, 2005
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    [link=http://barbara.guanabee.com/2011/05/brazilian-woman-wins-right-masturbate-work/]Brazilian woman wins right to masturbate at work.[/link]