JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WACKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

My God, it's full of pornstars!

 

THIS HASN'T BEEN DONE ALREADY??

 

DON'T DRINK CAMEL URINE

Close call. JCC. Saturday Night. Camel piss everywhere. You were on the edge weren't you? I saved you.

 

Woman Arrested For Biting Pitbull (attacks neighbor with tricycle, buries self in yard)

 

'Golden Girls star's death (no, it is not Betty White) goes viral - five years after her actual death.

 

I...I...I...

 

Naked man runs through Wal-Mart, pours milk on himself, and screams that he's on fire.

 

That woman looks absolutely insane. Her picture is genuinely frightening to me.

But "My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I'd eat his dog" is the quote of the year so far.

But the way that just keeps unfolding is amazing. Bites dog's testicles off, knocks woman unconscious by clubbing her with a tricycle and then gets her to son to bury her alive so she won't be arrested. Meth is a hell of a drug.

 

Here's a wacky woman and Pit Bull story with a happy ending. 30-40 of them in fact.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/17/florida-woman-allegedly-had-sex-with-dog_n_7606346.html

 

#floridawoman

 

This is why I'm quitting my job there.

 

Didn't a Florida woman get arrested just last month for sex with her dog?

Edit - well...she was arrested in Arizona for banging the dogs, then arrested in Florida for statutory.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-woman-perverted-charged-sex-teen-article-1.2212056

 

Anti - vax doctor found dead in apparent suicide.

 

Teenager with toilet phobia dies from constipation-induced heart attack.

 

Now if only Dr. Oz will follow this example.

 

Fifty Georgia teenagers rampage through a Wal-Mart at 2 AM causing $2000 of damage

What's wrong with just, you know, shopping at 2 AM at Wal-Mart, without tearing the place apart? I've shopped at both Wal-Mart and Meijers late at night with my siblings, and never once felt the need to wreck the place. Maybe the thrill of practically having the whole store to yourself overruled such base desires.

 

The fact that Wal Mart would even be open at 2 AM boggles my mind.

 

TSA takes $75,000 from passenger. He was allowed to continue on. He might not get his money back.

 

Darwin2015 candiate?

 

Socialite squatter evicted.

 

It's like people forget that the whole point of fireworks is that they're highly explosive. If it can be described as a "mortar tube" don't ****** fire it from your head. Dear God.

 

Woman claims that Kurt Cobain lives inside her.

The best part? This person used to write to me five years ago, when she was into an actual living man whom she wanted to make a film about. It ended with a restraining order the said man filled.

EDIT: Rogue1-and-a-half you love people who wrote their own iMDb pages, right? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2972828/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

 

In 2013 she discovered the man she's loved her whole life -- famous grunge icon Kurt Cobain had been secretly writing songs about her since the young age of 24, and planned on leaving Courtney Love for her.

I'm sure some really exhaustive research went into this discovery. Those personal quotes are just amazing. I think those are supposed to be quotes a person has said in interviews and such, not just random things people say to themselves in the mirror or whatever. So, I don't remember exactly what you do, but something in the area of film production and she wanted you to help her make a movie about somebody? Why had she picked you? Sounds like she was kind of obsessed with you as well if this required a restraining order. Obviously, don't share anything you don't feel comfortable sharing, but I'm interested in this story if you're up for telling any of it.