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Beauty Pageant Queen loses her title... because she decided to go to college for law and philosophy, and prioritize her classes over publicity stunt appearances.

http://www.providencejournal.com/en...-beauty-queen-stripped-of-international-title

 

Perhaps that should also be in the Hating Humans thread.

 

Learned today that a girl I went to high school with is trying to file a restraining order against Chris Brown for allegedly stalking and threatening her... after she was caught trespassing on his property, and doesn't have any records of it because she deleted the messages, and doesn't remember any of his contact info. Apparently TMZ is covering it and everything. Crazy.

 

She had a contract to perform certain duties for the pageant, of course she should lose that job if she can't do what she agreed to. On to bigger and better things, and a nice dollop of free publicity too.

 

Philadelphia Flyers escalator glitch.

 

A man tried to pose as Keira Knightley and he got arrested.

http://www.kvue.com/news/crime/affi...d-with-keira-knightleys-information/102180455

 

RIP A Chorus of Disapproval

 

I remember when I was nine or so, and riding the escalator at Sears, and I had my arm out over the side, when just before I was reaching the area it went to between floors, an older black gentleman motioned for me to get my arm in just before it got to the glass partition. Even though nothing happened, sometimes I wonder what would've happened if I didn't put my arm in just in time.

 

Gigantic alligator killed

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-men-kill-may-may-154821168.html





Even wackier is how the author wrote this article.

 

Mother reunites with son after leaving him for adoption at birth... now they're planning on getting married and having a baby

https://www.yahoo.com/style/mother-son-madly-love-dont-232100257.html

 

What the hell is wrong with these people?

 

Today in wacky news... the North Korean subway system, featuring an escalator to the depths of the underworld...










http://www.businessinsider.com/north-korea-metro-photos-2016-4

 

What a nice station. As I'm saying this, I realise that it's like talking about a murderer and saying "well, he was nothing but nice to me". But still, what a nice station.

 

Escaped North Carolina inmate found decapitated in Virginia.

And yes, I did mutter "there can be only one!" when I heard about that story.

 

Man in Panda suit shot after making bomb threats at Baltimore TV station.

 

. Heard he lived.

Panda Costumes Matter.

 

Neo-Nazis consider Taylor Swift their "Aryan Goddess"

 

Crow steals knife from crime scene

He's gonna cut ya with it!

 

Well. Obviously. Swift + Beiber = Master Race.

 

At first glance I thought this said the Wocky News Depository.

 

Noah's Ark crashes into a Coast Guard vessel

You're reading it right.

 

I find this story sad. Now TS will get called a racist even if she isn't.