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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. somethingfamiliar Jedi Grand Master

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    I like that paper. Today they have an unrecognizable Carrie Fisher.
  2. harpua Chosen One

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    Wow... she's looking good!
  3. harpua Chosen One

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    J E D I O V E R L O R D ! ! !

    http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/08/31/lancaster-panties-found.html

    LANCASTER, Ohio - Berne Township officials were trying to figure out who abandoned about 3,000 pairs of panties along a road on Wednesday.

    The panties were dumped near the intersection of Crawfis and Savage Hill roads, located southeast of Lancaster, 10TV?s Ashliegh Barry reported.

    There were four dumping locations along a one mile stretch of Crawfis Road.

    The panties were first discovered early in the morning, Barry reported.

    The Fairfield County Sheriff?s Office said they believed they were dumped in bags from discount and grocery stores.

    ?I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing,? said Jim Carmichael, Berne Township Trustee. ?We're just looking at it like somebody has done this and we want to find out who did it."

    The panties appeared to not be used, but they were not in their packaging, Barry reported.

    Watch 10TV News and refresh 10TV.com for additional information.
  4. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  5. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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  6. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Ross just shared that and I lmao at it.
  7. Ghost Chosen One

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    Aww, someone beat me to the drunk moose :(
  8. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    My drunk moose will show you the meaning of haste!

    Drunk mooses.

    Meece.

    Mice.
  9. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I still want to know how you fall into a tree?

    Ross: In Sweden you fall up.

    lolol
  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    http://news.msn.co.nz/article/8301871/hot-tub-dead-body-weatherman-quits

    "A US TV weatherman found asleep in a hot tub next to a dead man with a dog collar around his neck has resigned.

    Brett Cummins, a meteorologist at KARK..."
  11. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

    "U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten."
  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  13. Spider-Fan Force Ghost

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    The head is either strangely shaped or its photoshoped. I'm astonished that this is getting so much buzz about something that looks that bad...

    Or am I just missing the joke??
  14. Ghost Chosen One

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    PETA to create a porn website to promote animal rights (:oops: )


    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is planning to launch a pornographic website to promote its animal rights and vegan diet message, a move that critics say will backfire and ostracize them from mainstream society.

    PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt said in a telephone interview from Los Angeles on Tuesday that the group has applied with ICM Registry to launch the website peta.xxx.

    Rajt says the site will feature "tantalizing" videos and photographs, which will lead viewers into animal rights messages. She noted that Norfolk-based PETA has used porn stars and nudity to get its message across in the past, including an annual speech online in which a PETA representative undresses. That video later shares a message about slaughterhouses.

    She says a pornographic site will allow PETA to reach a broader audience and that publicity about the site is just as important.

    "I think the bottom line is we live a in a 24-hour news cycle where over the years we've found our racier actions are kind of a fast track way to get people to stand up and pay attention about the plight of animals," she said.

    Rajt says November is the earliest that PETA could receive approval for the site. Critics say that by resorting to pornography, PETA is alienating itself from a large swath of the population that might otherwise be sympathetic to its cause.

    "I just don't want to understand why they want to offend people who would potentially support at least part of their cause. There have got to be other ways to draw attention to their cause," said Robert Peters, general counsel for the New York-based anti-pornography group Morality in Media. "Metaphorically speaking, they're getting in bed with hard core pornographers to prevent cruelty to animals. That borders on insanity."

  15. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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  16. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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  17. somethingfamiliar Jedi Grand Master

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    in bigger seattle news, totally uncool guy DID NOT TIP waitress, like for real
  18. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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  19. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10767585

  20. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Just wow, I was [face_hypnotized] and then [face_laugh]
  21. somethingfamiliar Jedi Grand Master

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  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  23. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    The cats are rising. 2012!

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8403260/falling-cat-leaves-woman-badly-hurt
  24. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Another sign of the impending apocalypse.
  25. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    Marky Mark would've prevented 9/11 with his nunchuck skills.

    http://www.optuszoo.com.au/news/top/news-com-au/mark-wahlberg-i-could-have-prevented-9-11/567789