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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. somethingfamiliar

    somethingfamiliar Jedi Knight star 5

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    I like that paper. Today they have an unrecognizable [link=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2029633/Carrie-Fisher-unveils-new-figure-losing-50lb-54-just-face.html]Carrie Fisher[/link].
     
  2. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Wow... she's looking good!
     
  3. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    J E D I O V E R L O R D ! ! !

    http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/08/31/lancaster-panties-found.html

    LANCASTER, Ohio - Berne Township officials were trying to figure out who abandoned about 3,000 pairs of panties along a road on Wednesday.

    The panties were dumped near the intersection of Crawfis and Savage Hill roads, located southeast of Lancaster, 10TV?s Ashliegh Barry reported.

    There were four dumping locations along a one mile stretch of Crawfis Road.

    The panties were first discovered early in the morning, Barry reported.

    The Fairfield County Sheriff?s Office said they believed they were dumped in bags from discount and grocery stores.

    ?I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing,? said Jim Carmichael, Berne Township Trustee. ?We're just looking at it like somebody has done this and we want to find out who did it."

    The panties appeared to not be used, but they were not in their packaging, Barry reported.

    Watch 10TV News and refresh 10TV.com for additional information.
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    [link=http://www.bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-africa-byo-7073-article-Man+caught+raping+a+goat+by+his+wife.html]Man caught raping a goat by his wife and son[/link]

    :eek:
     
  5. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    [link=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2034630/Drunken-moose-stuck-inside-apple-tree.html]Drunk moose stuck in apple tree[/link]
     
  6. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Ross just shared that and I lmao at it.
     
  7. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Aww, someone beat me to the drunk moose :(
     
  8. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    My drunk moose will show you the meaning of haste!

    Drunk mooses.

    Meece.

    Mice.
     
  9. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I still want to know how you fall into a tree?

    Ross: In Sweden you fall up.

    lolol
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    http://news.msn.co.nz/article/8301871/hot-tub-dead-body-weatherman-quits

    "A US TV weatherman found asleep in a hot tub next to a dead man with a dog collar around his neck has resigned.

    Brett Cummins, a meteorologist at KARK..."
     
  11. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

    "U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten."
     
  12. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    [link=http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2011/09/19/2011-09-19_nic_cage_is_a_vampire_thats_what_an_antique_photo_collector_claims_based_on_civi.html]Nic Cage.....VAMPIRE![/link]

    [image=http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2011/09/20/alg_nicolas_cage.jpg]

    :eek:
     
  13. Spider-Fan

    Spider-Fan Jedi Master star 4

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    The head is either strangely shaped or its photoshoped. I'm astonished that this is getting so much buzz about something that looks that bad...

    Or am I just missing the joke??
     
  14. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    [link=http://news.yahoo.com/peta-plans-porn-website-promote-message-171544732.html]PETA to create a porn website to promote animal rights[/link] (:oops: )


    [blockquote]People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is planning to launch a pornographic website to promote its animal rights and vegan diet message, a move that critics say will backfire and ostracize them from mainstream society.

    PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt said in a telephone interview from Los Angeles on Tuesday that the group has applied with ICM Registry to launch the website peta.xxx.

    Rajt says the site will feature "tantalizing" videos and photographs, which will lead viewers into animal rights messages. She noted that Norfolk-based PETA has used porn stars and nudity to get its message across in the past, including an annual speech online in which a PETA representative undresses. That video later shares a message about slaughterhouses.

    She says a pornographic site will allow PETA to reach a broader audience and that publicity about the site is just as important.

    "I think the bottom line is we live a in a 24-hour news cycle where over the years we've found our racier actions are kind of a fast track way to get people to stand up and pay attention about the plight of animals," she said.

    Rajt says November is the earliest that PETA could receive approval for the site. Critics say that by resorting to pornography, PETA is alienating itself from a large swath of the population that might otherwise be sympathetic to its cause.

    "I just don't want to understand why they want to offend people who would potentially support at least part of their cause. There have got to be other ways to draw attention to their cause," said Robert Peters, general counsel for the New York-based anti-pornography group Morality in Media. "Metaphorically speaking, they're getting in bed with hard core pornographers to prevent cruelty to animals. That borders on insanity."
    [/blockquote]
     
  15. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    [link=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/07/amish-beards-cut-off-amish-violence_n_999118.html?icid=maing-grid7|aim|dl6|sec1_lnk3|102654]Amish Steal Hair[/link]
     
  16. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 11, 2003
    [link=http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Public-masturbator-on-the-loose-in-Seattle-2213663.php]Public masturbator on the loose in Seattle[/link]
     
  17. somethingfamiliar

    somethingfamiliar Jedi Knight star 5

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    in bigger seattle news, totally uncool guy DID NOT TIP waitress, like for real
     
  18. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    [link=Engaged couple with child on the way get shock of their lives]http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/offbeat/11338004/couple-discover-brother-sister/[/link]
     
  19. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10767585

     
  20. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Just wow, I was [face_hypnotized] and then [face_laugh]
     
  21. somethingfamiliar

    somethingfamiliar Jedi Knight star 5

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    I got sprung.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    [link=http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/11/24/let-me-run-through-your-dumb-mistakes-teen-burglars-apology-letter-to-victims/]Let me ?run through [your] dumb mistakes:? teen burglar?s ?apology? letter to victims
    [/link]

    [image=http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/letter-09-12-37.jpg]
     
  23. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    The cats are rising. 2012!

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8403260/falling-cat-leaves-woman-badly-hurt
     
  24. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Another sign of the impending apocalypse.
     
  25. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 10, 2004
    Marky Mark would've prevented 9/11 with his nunchuck skills.

    http://www.optuszoo.com.au/news/top/news-com-au/mark-wahlberg-i-could-have-prevented-9-11/567789