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Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    [link=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/23/disney-will-allow-park-wo_0_n_1224824.html]Disney to allow their park employees to have beards/goatees[/link]


    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.


    [hl=purple]Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed. [/hl]
     
  2. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    [link=http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8407958/us-teen-hears-mum-having-sex-calls-cops]US teen calls cops because she heard mother having sex[/link]
     
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  4. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    nm. New reply to old post.
     
  5. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Man faked his own death to propose


    A Russian man wanted to see if his girlfriend really did love him to death - so he faked his own demise in a bizarre proposal.
    Alexey Bykov, 30, from Omsk, hired a movie director, stuntmen, make-up artists, and even a script writer to stage a bogus car crash.
    He then arranged to meet girlfriend Irena Kolokov at the crash site so she would be convinced he was dead.
    "We'd arranged to meet at a certain place but when I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," said Miss Kolokov.
    "Then when I saw Alexy covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears.".
    But the supposedly 'dead' Mr Bykov then jumped to his feet and proposed to Irena still covered in fake blood.
    "I was so cross I almost killed him again, but for real this time," she said.
    Luckily for Mr Bykov, she eventually saw the joke, said yes - and the couple were married last week.
    "I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me.
    "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time," he said.


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    "I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me."
     
  6. Coruscant

    Coruscant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    In Soviet Russia, death brings you together!
     
  7. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I don't know where to begin here.
     
  9. dp4m

    dp4m Chosen One star 10

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    "Start at the beginning, go on until you reach the end... then stop."
     
  10. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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  11. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Big red Flag. Guy is self-absorbed beyond all reason. Wow.

    She should have kicked his *** for doing that.

    No, she just married him.

    But yeah, unhealthy and not funny. Run lady run!
     
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  12. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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  13. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Horrifically sick.
     
  14. Piltdown

    Piltdown Jedi Master star 5

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    "I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me."

    Would have made a good story had she killed herself in grief, only the have him stand up, realize what he did wrong, and then kill himself for real.

    Wow, that is actually a good idea for a twist ending of a love story. I think someone has done it before though. M. Night Shalalayamana or something probably.
     
  15. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Am I the only one that finds it hilarious and all around awesome? :p
     
  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i love proposals. the highlight of the baseball game i went to a few weeks ago was watching some pathetic little bald man proposing to a massively obese woman on the jumbotron. she just looked so happy and started crying and then threw her gorilla arms around him and gave him a big ol smooch

    real america
     
  17. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

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  18. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Shakespeare did it first with Romeo and Juliet.:p
     
  19. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Hand a Virgina Class sub to Souderwan and send him in.
     
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  21. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Police: Teenager accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge
    PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
    It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
    Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
    Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
    While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
    http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

    If the injury has left him nonfunctional in the nethers, he could very well be a 2012 Darwin Awards contender.
     
  22. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    [face_laugh][face_rofl][face_laugh][face_rofl]
     
  23. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Welcome
    To
    Florida. :p
     
  24. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    /\/\/\/\ :eek:
     
  25. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    So I'm confused, why bother with recovering the drugs? Aren't they going to be destroyed anyway? Unless...the DEA is secretly selling the drugs to street dealers so that they wind up with the profits rather than the original suppliers... :eek: