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Disney to allow their park employees to have beards/goatees


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Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.

Vlad Putin comments on group sex

nm. New reply to old post.

Man faked his own death to propose


A Russian man wanted to see if his girlfriend really did love him to death - so he faked his own demise in a bizarre proposal.
Alexey Bykov, 30, from Omsk, hired a movie director, stuntmen, make-up artists, and even a script writer to stage a bogus car crash.
He then arranged to meet girlfriend Irena Kolokov at the crash site so she would be convinced he was dead.
"We'd arranged to meet at a certain place but when I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," said Miss Kolokov.
"Then when I saw Alexy covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears.".
But the supposedly 'dead' Mr Bykov then jumped to his feet and proposed to Irena still covered in fake blood.
"I was so cross I almost killed him again, but for real this time," she said.
Luckily for Mr Bykov, she eventually saw the joke, said yes - and the couple were married last week.
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me.
"I think it worked but I promise it's the last time," he said.



"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me."

In Soviet Russia, death brings you together!

I don't know where to begin here.

"Start at the beginning, go on until you reach the end... then stop."

Big red Flag. Guy is self-absorbed beyond all reason. Wow.

She should have kicked his *** for doing that.

No, she just married him.

But yeah, unhealthy and not funny. Run lady run!

Wacky.

"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me."

Would have made a good story had she killed herself in grief, only the have him stand up, realize what he did wrong, and then kill himself for real.

Wow, that is actually a good idea for a twist ending of a love story. I think someone has done it before though. M. Night Shalalayamana or something probably.

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious and all around awesome?

i love proposals. the highlight of the baseball game i went to a few weeks ago was watching some pathetic little bald man proposing to a massively obese woman on the jumbotron. she just looked so happy and started crying and then threw her gorilla arms around him and gave him a big ol smooch

real america

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Shakespeare did it first with Romeo and Juliet.

Drug cartels are building their own diesel-electric submarines for smuggling into the U.S.

Hand a Virgina Class sub to Souderwan and send him in.

Police: Teenager accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge
PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.
It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.
Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.
Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

If the injury has left him nonfunctional in the nethers, he could very well be a 2012 Darwin Awards contender.

Welcome
To
Florida.

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So I'm confused, why bother with recovering the drugs? Aren't they going to be destroyed anyway? Unless...the DEA is secretly selling the drugs to street dealers so that they wind up with the profits rather than the original suppliers...