JCC ~~** OFFICIAL **~~ WOCKY NEWS DEPOSITORY THREAD. TOS MINDED. MOD APPROVED. PROBABLY

Discussion in 'Community' started by jp-30, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    34. His name is Kareem Abdul Jabba-wocky
  2. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    36. Would like to tear up Elaine. Unsure if that means 'make her cry' or 'rip her to pieces'. Maybe both.
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  3. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    I'm still stuck on never had ice cream.

    How the hell does that happen?
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  4. The Musical Jedi Force Ghost

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    37. Is male
    38. Has either a really large vocabulary or a thesaurus
  5. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    37. Because this thread exists, Jabba-wocky has already won.
  6. Katana_Geldar Force Ghost

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    40. He is not against listening to ABC Radio National
    41. He think this is weird.
  7. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    40 facts? I've been here for almost 6 years, and all we can muster is forty facts? What exactly is the deal here, people?
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    42. He feels the desire to defend the chastity of Miley Cyrus
  9. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Attention *****



    Starring it out gives just as much satisfaction.
  10. Whitey Force Ghost

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    43) He cannot deny #33
  11. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Insofar as I like that awful cacophany at all, it is due to the video linked in 33a. And, Jello, yes, she is nine years old. All children deserve to have their honor defended. They are too young to know about any of those sorts of issues.
  12. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    44) Despite very vocal expressions to the contrary, he is a large fan of thieves from the Andalite solar system.

    45) He and Jello were made for each other (despite the fact that Emperor Jay would no doubt suggest that he was made for no one, and that all, including the Wockster, were made entirely for his disposable entertainment).


    -JR :)
  13. Strilo Manager Emeritus

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    46. Secretly loves "Return to Innocence" by Enigma.
  14. Crash_Davis Jedi Grand Master

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    47. Uncredited songwriter for Sir-Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back', specifically, for contributing the line 'L.A. face with an Oakland booty.'
  15. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Frankly, I fear for the truth quotient in the last two posts.


    -JR :)

  16. Lady Keira Force Ghost

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  17. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    OMG Tiff, was I your first one? [face_blush]
  18. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Reverse psychology. I'd thought at least you'd be smart enough to figure it out!
  19. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    49) He is not as smart as he may appear.


    -JR :)
  20. Lady Keira Force Ghost

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    50. Reads Josephus for fun
  21. solojones Chosen One

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    Hot


    -sj loves kevin spacey
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  22. Darth Guy Chosen One

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  23. solojones Chosen One

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    I wish... but Josephus has been dead for like 2000 years. I've accepted that it's just not meant to be.

    -sj loves kevin spacey
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  24. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Tacitus did it better.

    Of course, he was also a complete jerk.
  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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