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36. Would like to tear up Elaine. Unsure if that means 'make her cry' or 'rip her to pieces'. Maybe both.

 

37. Is male
38. Has either a really large vocabulary or a thesaurus

 

37. Because this thread exists, Jabba-wocky has already won.

 

40. He is not against listening to ABC Radio National
41. He think this is weird.

 

40 facts? I've been here for almost 6 years, and all we can muster is forty facts? What exactly is the deal here, people?

 

Attention *****



Starring it out gives just as much satisfaction.

 

43) He cannot deny #33

 

Insofar as I like that awful cacophany at all, it is due to the video linked in 33a. And, Jello, yes, she is nine years old. All children deserve to have their honor defended. They are too young to know about any of those sorts of issues.

 

44) Despite very vocal expressions to the contrary, he is a large fan of thieves from the Andalite solar system.

45) He and Jello were made for each other (despite the fact that Emperor Jay would no doubt suggest that he was made for no one, and that all, including the Wockster, were made entirely for his disposable entertainment).


-JR

 

46. Secretly loves "Return to Innocence" by Enigma.

 

47. Uncredited songwriter for Sir-Mix-a-Lot's 'Baby Got Back', specifically, for contributing the line 'L.A. face with an Oakland booty.'

 

Frankly, I fear for the truth quotient in the last two posts.


-JR

 

48. ICTYTT

 

OMG Tiff, was I your first one?

 

Reverse psychology. I'd thought at least you'd be smart enough to figure it out!

 

49) He is not as smart as he may appear.


-JR

 

50. Reads Josephus for fun

 

Hot


-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Someone has a crush.

 

I wish... but Josephus has been dead for like 2000 years. I've accepted that it's just not meant to be.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Stop.