Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Spoilers Allowed' started by BigAl6ft6, Apr 9, 2014.
Wasn't much resting involved if he got a kid...
Obi-Wan got his groove on.
I just don't want every aspect if the ST to be something that needs explanation either in the film or otherwise.
And, Skywalker offspring is essential, but we don't need Obi-Wan's kids, Lando's kids, Chewies kids, Jabba's kids (already got that), Palpatines kids, and so on......
What about Lobot's kids???
I´ve said this very same in the cast thread. If it was up to me, the only offspring I would use it would be Skywalker son. Maybe a Solo girl, but nothing else.
Some believe the Kenobi offspring is just smoke to confuse the press. Let´s hope it is.
So you don't love the idea of a Brady Bunch Star Wars?
Jaina Jaina Jaina!!!!!!
They're probably named, like, "Micro" and "Chip" or something.
I'll have Bantha chops and jogansauce...
I'm pretty sure his daughter's called Fembot
This thread has run its course.
Obi Wan's Ghost: "Luke! Do you remember that conversation we had a while back about there being 'another'?
Luke: "Yeah. You told me it was Leia. My twin sister."
Obi Wan's Ghost: "Right. Well, it turns out…that wasn't exactly…"
Luke: "So…Leia's not my sister?"
Obi Wan's Ghost: "No. That part was right on. It's just that I'd gotten this woman pregnant that I failed to mention and 'the other' I spoke of was actually her kid. My granddaughter, I suppose."
Luke: "So when I asked you to tell me the truth, and you said all that stuff about a 'certain point of view'…"
Obi Wan's Ghost: "Yeah, that was all pretty much…a lie. But from a certain point of view…"
Luke: "Stop right there. So…you convinced me that it was my destiny to leave my peaceful life on the moisture farm to go and confront my father and save the Galaxy...when you had a family of your own, that you chose to hide and not acknowledge at all. that is now suddenly vitally important to the salvation of the Galaxy?"
Obi Wan's Ghost: "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to…"
Luke: "Save it. I need some power converters. Catch you later, Ben."
Beautiful. I hope that's how the film opens.
I'll be honest I'm not a fan of him having offspring. Coming from a fan who hasn't read a lot of EU, it kind of would kill the back story of Obi-wan going to Tatooine in a self imposed exile to secretly watch over Luke.
Obi-Wan can still be in exile and watch over Luke and still have ... complications. I don't think it suddenly ruins his penance. I think it could give it some depth.
So he got laid a few times while doing penance not impossible. Especially when Luke is baby not much trouble Luke can get into.
lurking around, spying on kids is a great way to pick up chicks
Standing by the playground... watching the kids... "Which one is yours?"... "None, but I have devoted my life to watching that one play"... "Here's my digits. We should get together".
Hey if the dark side of the Force couldn't find Ben on Tatooine, then neither could the light side. So a little nookie goes unnoticed.
Then so does the child that results.
IMHO, this rumor is false but survives because it's interesting to talk about. Latino Review's denial was very strong:
More recently, publications like THR have been using weasly words:
FYI, I have no problems with folks discussing the rumor. It's part of the fun of the journey.
ice cream guy's kids.
Maybe he was just backed up with midiclorians, and got some random passer by in the family way without any contact?
Is force impregnate a Jedi power? Admittedly, it sounds more like a crime.
I certainly hope there's a Force Child Support ability that goes hand in hand with that power.
If it is, I really, really, really hope that "Force Impregnate" is a usable Force power in any and all video games involving Jedi characters going forward.
*Player character uses Force Impregnate on Imperial Guards holding the level key. Things get weird and they walk away.*
Guards throw up, get craving for banana and anchovy pizza, then get sore boobies