Oh my feckin lord...

LOL. Trust you.

EDIT: OK.

EDIT: Except sometimes edits can take up so much physical effort. I don't know how Alpha does it.

EDIT: Oops spelling mistake. That's better.

 

lol @ TTG!

Ahh, but which arm will be set aflame this year, that's the question!

 

OK. I'll do that, as long as you don't take the pi$$ out of his yellow shorts.

 

I'm guessing right.

EDIT: No, left actually.

EDIT: Nope, changed my mind again. Gotta be right.

EDIT: No you don't understand Garrett. The yellow shorts are what give a moderator his power. It's an energy force between all living things. It surrounds us and, er, penetrates us.

 

LOL

EDIT: LOL

 

Where's the wasp now?

 

it's gone to get its friends and pay you a visit OJK.

 

What...Jon's wasp? Still in the tin.


MY wasp? Gone. On its way to Sheffield.

 

Ah dear. If only dogs could fly eh?

 

Where's the wasp now?

// points to roof of OJKs mouth

 

Christ on a bike, that's not even funny. Imagine having a wasp on the roof of your mouth. Jesus.

// spits

 

What's worst than lobsters on your piano?

Wasps on your bollocks

 

Well how many of you have ever swallowed a fly before? I have.

And while me and my mate Jimbob were in a chippie he didn't have any money so he satisfied his hunger by eating and ant off the floor. Now THAT's what I call extreeeeme man.

 

My mum swallowed a fly while we were on holiday once. I tried not to laugh as she choked for three hours.

 

One night me mam screamed in the night.. next morning I discovered it was cos she woke up to see a big fat spider crawling across the bed. My stepdad couldn't be bothered to chuck it out the window, so he ate it.

 

OMGFHROTFFLMMFAPMMFPJFC!!

 

Didn't they that you eat on average 8 spiders in your lifetime whilst sleeping? Guess your stepdad was just making sure he got his fair share I suppose...

 

We were at a family BBQ once and my sister was squeeling cos a big fat moth was on her glass.... my stepdad plucked it off the glass and ate that too.

 

Mmmmm... thpiderth...

 

// wipes eyes

Sam... nooooooooooooooooooooo

 

I love people who eat insects. I've never imagined anything funnier in my entire life...

 

LOL

Mothman

 

AFI - whaddabout Garretts anklewafters?

 

Sam - remind me never to french kiss your stepdad.

 

Apart from Garrett's anklewafters.