Oh, way to go pervs!

Porkpie!!

 

is it carol jackson?

 

So the spankees are back, naughty spankees now

Guess what I wrote wasn't bad enough to get done myself heh...

 

Morning....

 

look whats crawled out from under the rocks.

 

Erwww!!! Where?

 

over there, look, its attached to sams leg

 

That's his new lady friend

 

It has claws.

 

Beggers can't be choosers

 

Gotta take it when you get the chance I'm not so picky as to require a spine, unlike some ponces..

 

as long as theres a soft squishy interior, eh sammy.


btw pop quiz at 2 as normal, spread the word

 

Well that's put me off my Bacon Sandwich...

 

right.. I'm stopping now, cos I don't wanna get banned again!! lol!!

 

Oh goody

 

Apologies all round. This seems to be the place for it. Thank you for letting me come back. Won't happen again.




PS thanks for the education!


Seriously, never again.

 

arise my friend. this thread still makes me laugh. shame the other thread was deleted. It was all Poodu's fault ya know.

 

LOL

They don't make threads like they used to.

Speaking of which where the hell is everyone these days? Have you been strutting round the forum in just your tanga briefs again, OA?

// scared

 

The tanga's looked good. It was the smell that put people off.

 

I love the smell of stilton in the morning...

 

well, you don't really have a choice. I can smell you from hear.

 

I smell gorgeous petal. Eau D' Egg. You love it. As do men everywhere. Has them swarming round the office in droves.

 

The European Gamecube release is May 3rd.

 

Pillock

 

Just hog tie Alpha and hide him in a closet.