Ok, here's what we're gonna do.......

Discussion in 'Big Brother Guys' started by ApolloSmileGirl, Jul 14, 2007.

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  1. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2004
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    [image=http://cdn.channel.aol.com/tvgalleries/humbug_scrubs-cox.jpg]

    ~Whistles loudly~

    Ok, now listen here Ginger, Lois, Candi, Sandi, Wendy, Linda, and Mary Sue........

    Listen very closely, because despite the fact that I'm probably going to have to repeat this mulllllllltiple times, I want you to treat this like the first time you gave up your delicate flower to a drunken, half conscious fratboy, that had drinken waaaay to much of your cinnamon schnaps, and ended up throwing up in your shoes halfway through the sexy time. Basically, I want you lose that halfass amused look, and listen to what I have to say. I can grunt it out, if that makes more sense to your primitive little ape brains.

    I have your attention?

    Good, now here's what we're going to do. We're going to resuscitate this forum, this house, and this whole damn, damn, double damned house.

    How are we going to do this? Good question Mary Sue, go get me some coffee and a banana muffin, the others can catch you up.

    We're going to post, and have interesting conversation, and we're gonna damn well enjoy it. Because believe me, you people do not want to see my bad side.

    OK? Everyone clear? Candi, you look a little confused, would you like me to explain it with handpuppets? No? You sure?

    Ok people, get out there and make me proud!

    [image=http://freeweb.siol.net/romunov/cox.jpg]
    Can I get an Amen???!!!

  2. OBIWAN-JR Force Ghost

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    Oct 25, 2002
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    Wow. I'm sexually aroused, Commander.


    :p


    Reporting for duty, Commander Wuli!


    -JR :)

  3. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2004
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    My Dr. Cox analogy isn't working, and that makes the baby Jack cry. I hope you people are happy.
  4. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Aug 16, 2002
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    I hope I'm Mary Sue. I've always wanted to have two first names.
  5. _princess_leia_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 23, 2004
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  6. GIMER Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 15, 2000
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    I'd like to see the hand puppet version please.
  7. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 18, 2004
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  8. Souderwan Force Ghost

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    Jun 3, 2005
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    Juliana. You're so damned sexy. :p

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