Ok, so ya'll twisted my arm

bit cold though Sam

 

Hmmmm

I like the idea of getting jiggy in weird and wonderful places...but not church I'm afraid. Sorry

 

That is bad.

 

I give up.... no more debate on religion, it drives me nuts!

 

stop editing you messages your making look stupid

 

..Just after I finshed peeing against the side of the church..the vicar came out and began to wee against the side of the church too..

I looked at him blankly..he smiled and said..

[posh vicar voice] The nearest loo is 4 miles away [/posh vicar voice]

 

now you can't see what my 'christian' attitude is! heh heh!

No.. had enough of religious debate.. in Brainstrust we never debate religion for this very reason...

Lets talk more about nookie.. it's far more interesting and relevant!

 

Tee Hee. Thats funny.


EDIT: Cass, are you Catholic? You don't have to answer that. Just askin.

 

Okay...

I had some last night

 

you would be the one to say that

 

..She's like a machine bless her..

 

no he wouldn't.

 

lol! Maybe that isn't so interesting or relevant... apart from to yourself of course!

 

I'm so tired from last nights acrobats..I'm dreading going home..

 

oh mate, tell me about it. I was throwing shapes like a mad man!

 

JESUS H. CHRIST, would you people SHUT UP for a minute!

blows hair out of eyes

Now, Sam post your damn arguement.

Yes, Cass is Catholic.

Arun, find a damn toilet for once in your life!

Paul, type faster!

 

..I had to use chloroform on her so I could get some shut-eye

 

And she wants to take a couple of years of work. Now am I just putting two and two together to get five? Or......

BTW, that was disturbing Arun and I will kill you if I picture it when I'm having sex, cause it would just....//shudders

 

nope... refuse... don't wanna argue with anyone, especially about something that will never change! Instead I shall revert to my normal way of causing comment...

____

I need some nookie this weekend... got a feeling I might just get some if I is lucky...

 

NO! I refuse Sam. You are being as Anti-religion as a fundamentalist is pro-religion.

You cant say something like you think religion shouldnt have anything to do with Christmas and expect me not to come back with anything! Its like you dont care about other peoples opinions.

Well I'm sorry, Sam, but you are a hypocrite but in spite of that and your other failings ( ) I'll still be sending you a Christmas card and a pressie and most of the rest of you because it is what I believe. I'll just make sure I send yous ultra-religious cards...


muwahahahahahahaha


PS - I am not catholic

 

What? the chloroform bit?

BTW I'm sending all you lot dead robins in the post...it's about as festive as I can get..

Hope you like em'

Happy ****ing Christmas

 

Dude, just buy a blow up doll.

In fact, that goes for all of you. Arun's girlfriend can use it so he can get some sleep everyonce in awhile and I won't have to listen to this anymore.

You're not catholic? I could have sworn you were catholic. Tells ya what I know.

 

What about his opinion of it being nothing more than a family get together?

he's entitled to it.

 

no the machine bit

 

Dead robins? What's that mean? Is that like sending slugs and a black rose?